I don't know, you seem to have posted this shitty thread about a literally who.
So obviously you seem to care.
Ignore the faggot.
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Gabriel Brown
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Jonathan Lewis
Stop posting e-celeb bullshit.
Nobody cares.
Nolan Jenkins
Of course not, he plays Overwatch.
Kevin Wilson
don't post his shit here you faggot
Nicholas Russell
I sure don't.
Kevin Allen
Read the fucking article.
It's satire.
William Sanchez
>A controller is designed perfectly for one’s hands.
Stop reading
Jaxson Cruz
> Recommends a fucking lighting controller made by Blizzard lighting not the games people
> Jim has gone out of his way to shit on most of this stuff
> Even taking this at face value, this is massively out of character for Jim Sterling
> It's clearly fucking satire
Jack Russell
Is this guy's outfit seriously satire?
>horrible tie
>black cheap jacket
>stuffed leather gloves
I can't take this fucker seriously
Joseph Thompson
>btfo by facts
Cooper Mitchell
>Jim sterling
Evan Murphy
No the guy is literally autistic
He does have some good opinions, but mostly the ones he has about the business practices of video game companies. A lot of his other opinions are garbage.
Colton Anderson
what is even the joy in fucking other people if you're in a commited relationship
like how do you go home with the taste of other dude's dicks in your wife's mouth and feel good about it
Mason Richardson
Absolute trolling
Ryan Howard
These kinds of people are extremely self centered and don't value other people. All the care about is their own self sexual satisfaction and they don't derive any emotional satisfaction from a committed relationship since they don't actually value that person's companionship.
Connor Rogers
Just the thought of Jim Sterling fucking somebody or even naked gives me the shivers. he is a fucking blob.
Leo Brooks
>Jim Sterling fucking anyone ever, even his own wife
The dude is an honest 2/10
Every "open relationship" ever is all about the woman getting to fuck other men, not the man getting to fuck other women. If a man is okay with blatant cheating, he doesn't have the bravado to ever attract another woman
Grayson Lee
I only respect my own opinions.
Blake Long
did nobody here actually read the article? To the end?
it's a joke
he's pullin ya leg
Austin Sullivan
hes gotta pull legs in order to get any sort of attention.
Andrew Moore
>need to shill for a product
>writing a normal article would be boring
>write a bait article instead
>make it clear that your article is "satire" by being incredibly dumb in the last paragraph
what an absolute fucking weasel
jim sterling's form of satire is one of the worst forms of comedy, it's just dumb statements where the joke is literally getting that he's being insincere so you can feel superior to some imaginary other of people who don't get it
Hudson Richardson
If you faggots actually read what he wrote you would realize he's trolling.
> Hear me out. When I playOverwatchon my PS4, it runs at a gorgeous thirty frames-per-second. This lends it a cinematic feel, like I’m playing a movie from Hollywood.
> By contrast, the PC version plays like some sort of weird cartoon. So fast and smooth like a small hairless testicle falling down a pipe made of soap. It lacks the epic feel that can only come from 30fps, the superior framerateof kings.
Tyler Ward
very pathetic clickbait
Brayden Wilson
>clicking on his clickbait and then promoting it here for others to click
Kill yourself dude. Pastebin or fuck off.
Ryder Rodriguez
His whole gimmicks is he looks autistic and acts like a fucking bitch. But if you ever took the time to listen to the majority of what the fuck face pig says then you'd know he actually has decent as fuck opinions in the majority of what he says.
Hunter Sanchez
any decent opinions he has are just milquetoast /r/games tier "milking the consumer for money is bad" shit which goes without saying
Christopher Davis
>single joke article is enough to offend most of Sup Forums
God damn you're all pussies.
Caleb Butler
ah yes, a single joke article
jim sterling's single bait article
the one thing he's ever done wrong
Ryan Sanders
>overwatch is blatantly better with a controller
He's probably right since this casualshit game takes no skill whatsoever with M+KB.
Lucas Davis
>Actually knowing about everything he posts
Don't see the irony in that?
Jose Cooper
That's why I said decent
He has some nice market sense as well but honestly I don't trust him himself. It is hard to watch any of his videos but sometimes he is the funniest fucking bastard I've heard in a long time.
Michael Fisher
go to bed jim
Matthew Cox
Requesting the video of someone playing pyro with a steering wheel
and getting visibily upset he died
Benjamin Clark
see
Jacob Diaz
>consolefags taking this serious
you guys do realize its satire right?
Jason Myers
so? its still true
Daniel Thomas
I like you user
Daniel Diaz
>taking satire as facts
So this is the future of Sup Forums
Liam Miller
Reminder
Carson Cox
Neo vee, apparently.
Asher Fisher
>It's a Sup Forums still hasn't figured out that everything Jim sterling does is satire episode
Dylan Sanchez
>vee
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Jordan Harris
>Goobergaters
Hello Neogaf
Henry Lee
He's correct. Your favorite new memeword doesn't mean what most of Sup Forums thinks it means.
Grayson Russell
"Jim Sterling is in fact not a cuck" - Jim Sterling
Eli Lewis
the joy is getting aids?
Colton Nelson
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Andrew Lee
You seem upset
Evan Nelson
what is it satire of though? it needs to be making fun of something to be satire.
Ayden Mitchell
...
Oliver Butler
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Ryder Garcia
I'm amazed this many people posted in this thread without actually reading the article.
Jace Bailey
No, what are ya gonna do? :3
Wyatt Evans
>A controller is designed perfectly for one’s hands.
And mice aren't? If mice aren't make for human hands what the fuck are they made to fit?
Jaxson Clark
>consolefags actually think he's being serious
poe's law is pretty fun
Asher Scott
You actually thought this post made sense, didn't you?
Henry Fisher
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:3
Carson Green
fuck off Jim
Chase Lee
You are the one shilling, so it sounds like you do.
Jaxson Jenkins
i like you
Colton Martin
he gets like 20,000 a month from his cucktreons. yes, people actually pay this worthless sack of shit money to regurgitate forum opinions on the latest manufactured e-drama.
Samuel Morris
why are so many people in the games industry legit cucks?
Jayden Cooper
he mentions holding a keyboard in your hands like a controller, anyone who takes it seriously needs to drink some bleach
Christopher Cox
It's satire bro.
Camden Richardson
>I don't understand satire.
I bet you think family guy is high satire you dumb fuck.
Nolan Walker
>I read the title of the article and that's it so I didn't realise it was satire please don't be mad at me.
Luis Robinson
Because the industry is quite left leaning.
Ryan James
Cuckoldry is 'progressive'.
Aiden Sanders
>this nigga is implying he fucks anybody
When will fat manlet nerds ever learn?
Wyatt Wright
Because they're beta nerds like us who are too afraid of being lonely to actually take a stand.
Joshua Harris
No wonder this guy is popular on GAF.
They all brag about being in "open relationships" too
Jacob Smith
I dunno, are they? Do you have demographic statistics comparing them to the normal population?
Samuel Stewart
...
Austin Carter
This is his attempt at sarcasm you fucking autists.
He's joking.
Parker Brown
"Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, into improvement."
He's making fun of people who try to defend the console versions of Overwatch showing all the shortcoming as positives.
Satire is subtle sarcasm.
Carter Flores
>Satire is subtle sarcasm.
>subtle
Explains why it's beyond Sup Forums.
Samuel Hughes
People dont read more than 5 lines before yelling. People cant read anymore.
Isaac Myers
Sebastian Diaz
it doesn't matter if it's satire since it's advertising first
it wasn't made to poke fun, it was made to shill for a product, and dressing it up as satire doesn't justify that
if satire is subtle sarcasm then jim sterling has never produced satire in his life
the last paragraph literally fucking screams "I'M BEING INSINCERE", and holding it against people for not reading the whole thing is dumb since the article is fucking garbage
Logan Anderson
He start normal and end crazy. That's still satire. He know that the dumb people will only read 1 paragraph before posting it on Sup Forums.
Joshua Powell
>this strawman's room needs a dead bird
God bless, Kelly.
God bless.
Justin Collins
>thejimquisition
get out you fat faggot tumblrina
Isaiah Adams
Papa Bless
Connor Richardson
Not just any bird, of course. It's got to be a bald eagle.
Ayden Bailey
>Overwatch finally descended from Heaven into mortal hands this week, pleasuring gamers in overwhelmingly sensual ways. To experience it is to feel the intense burning passion of true love’s orgasm. It is perfect. Nobody can ever suggest there’s anything wrong with it. Don’t anybody fucking dare.
No one even read the first fucking paragraph, which is clearly taking the piss out of 10/10 reviewers