Bīng qiáng, shēng qǐ lái bā!

>Bīng qiáng, shēng qǐ lái bā!

Was she right?

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I first thought her arms were her titties and thought god damn.

reminder this is how Mei's body looks

This is how women are supposed to look, desu.

That shooped face

Literally can't be how her body looks since her arms and legs are half the size and her torso looks to be too

you are literally wrong

>Everyone is coming on me!
What did she mean by this?

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS4 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

Dude what the fuck? I've dated plenty of fat girls in my time and I've never had to deal with that kind of shit. (sorry) Never even had a smelly one. How fat are we talking here? Because what you say makes me think she must be a literal landwhale.

I'm fat and the existence of people like her offends me.

It's a shitty copypasta newfriend

shes just fucking lazy dude

How have I never seen this pasta before? I've been in literally every thicc thread since it caught on.

Lurk moar.

>Lurk moar.
Are you seriously suggesting that I should go into threads that I have no interest in just so I can stay up to date on the latest pasta?

Kill yourself my man. Then go back to r/Sup Forums

Gonna need sauce to an uncensored version

Post uncensored version

Momono Homare

>pinyin
糞

what the fuck chink shit is she even saying

fucking fat bitch, this is an american game, speak fucking american or go back to your fucking rice paddy shit

>no foreign characters allowed in American games despite literally being a nation of foreigners
How did you get internet in your Alabama trailer park, Cletus?

Thank you.

Great story user.

what the fuck man

I fucking hate Mei, but sometimes she sounds pretty cute.

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>a semen demon in the holy order

disgusting

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hnnngg

FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT

JESUS FUCK RUN

>All these fuckers not recognising pasta

It's about 7 years old you retard, kill yourself

Why are you Christians so sexist?

*sigh*

Imma post it.

would "Too Fat To Wipe" be a good guild name for WoW, or would it be offensive?

Mei is the worst waifu/class

I'd pai her zuir if you know what I mean

how is she doing that with her nipples

She is best waifu and best class you pleb

Keked hearthily

You are talking about this right?
Widowmaker is clearly superior

that's a retarded sniper position

Mei has the best canon ass. Fanart shitters need to leave.

what skin is this

I need that tight spandex ass

Her default skin/recolors all have that ass.

its been done since wow started, fucking slowfag.

there was a popular raid guild called "too phat to wipe".

Why is she missing a leg?