Pick "mage" class

>Pick "mage" class
>It's actually a warlock

>Pick "cleric" class
>It's actually a monk

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Depends on your autisimo level

Story behind this? I keep seeing it on every board.

I enjoy the game but it's skill ceiling and depth are way too low for any serious e sports in its current state

Dumbass white people doing stupid shit.

Like giving your kid a sink bath while holding him in a prone position with no head support.

Up there with niggas doing the fire challenge, and those retarded Ausi kids trying to one-up the jackass crew.

Or Russians taking selfies on top of skyscrapers

>giving your kid a sink bath while holding him in a prone position with no head support.
I can see that but why?

Because people tend to do dumb shit sometimes.

I didn't give my son a bath in our sink until I fucking sterilized it in a anti-microbial scrub, and bleach water rinse.

And he had one of those goofy ass Bumbo's to sit in.

I didn't try to fucking man-handle him into a sink bath and then do fuck shit like water-board him.

It really only does take like 2 teaspoons of water to drown your ass. *

Can't primary drown this way, but dry drowning & secondary are possible.

So they literally could've laughed that shit off, then found that child blue and fucking dead after they leave him for 10-15 minutes to play with his toys.

suburban white people are really into infanticide. It's the new planking meme

>I didn't give my son a bath
Shit, meant my wife's son.

They're just playing, you twat.

Suburban white people when the show is over and the doors are closed. This one was mentally ill enough to take photos.

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White People.

Who the fuck plays with their baby by holding their open mouth under running water? Whether or not the baby enjoys it that seems like a fucking stupid idea.

How is that a fucking excuse?

waterboarding your child is such a funny game

>Quoting the same person twice

I was really hoping it was just a plastic doll. This is worse.

>pick "paladin" class
>it's actually an archer
What the fuck?

For the last time, that isn't fucking waterboarding

Shut the fuck up you bearded hack of a man-child. You faux bespectacled fuck.

Go back to your hipster micro-apartment and cry about getting shitcanned over Fez

You're going to feel so stupid when you find out that baby actually died.

fukin wite ppl clenin day fukin babbys dont dey no you gots to let ya drug deeler fukk da bby for da free crak?????????????????????

It takes A LOT for me to get ANGRY but when I see a woman or child being hurt, well it get's my blood boiling. I'm not one for violence(I have self control) but this IDIOT would get what they deserve if I say that in person...JEEZ!

it's your own fault for being a retard and forgetting to check the time

Tibia?

It still isn't waterboarding.

This really bothered me.

>it's okay to drown your child because it technically isn't waterboarding lmao i'm retarded!

That dog is going to bite that child one day.

Link to the article that says the baby died?

True. Still isn't waterboarding though.

Water boarding requies some sort of cloth or something covering the face when you dump water on them. To make breathing a problem.

OP's picture is just straight up drowning a baby.

Found the niggers.

>Pick "videogame"
>It's actually shit

Yes.

Anyone have the webm of the nigger beating her kid for vomiting?

You're not going to do anything you white knighting little fag.

is he trying to drown that kid?

>pick mage class
>fire, ice and lighting

it was some nignog babysitter iirc

Even better.

I'm actually 5'11" 250 all muscle. I have trouble even holding controllers but no problem picking punks like you up and throwing you in the trash bro.

Another phrase which has lost all meaning.

>white knighting this hard

I'm getting second hand embarrassment from this post. I hope this was your aim.

That was actually a babysitter
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>The sitter had been force-feeding the girl, and struck the toddler in the face when she refused to eat. Some time later, with an edit in the video concealing just how much time elapsed, the toddler began swaying and then leaned forward to throw up. The babysitter then flew into a rage, slamming the toddler to the ground and beating the child. The babysitter also stepped on the child with her full weight and then kicked the girl in the head.

>What he saw is what we have relayed above and uploaded on the video herein. Raged to the marrow, Kamanzi bounced on Tumuhiirwe and clobbered her to pulp. Done with it, he turned to tend to the baby as Tumuhiirwe ran to police where, she reported an assault case against her Master Kamanzi.

>The Kiwatule police swung into action, raided Kamanzi’s home and arrested him. He promptly confessed to the charge before he was dragged to cells. After cooling down, Kamanzi asked the Cops to look at what made him clobber the maid. A mere look at the video changed the cops’ stance and released Kamanzi.

>it's a Sup Forums's feelings get hurt episode

I once saw a video with the initial head punching sequence that had this amazing music that fit so well. Since then I have never again seen this video again, shame I did not favorite it.

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Pic attached is me. Bring it bitch.

>5'11
manlet detected ahahahahaha

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In the land of amerifats he would of got life and she would of got off on temporary insanity.

Lmao cute little faggot

>it's a reddit pretends white people are worse parents than black people episode

t. 300 lbs. fat fuck

My dick is 7 inches bitch AND I can curl 250. Women don't like guys who are tall and have a skinny dick. I'm a thick 7 inches and due to working out I can fuck like a maniac. I'd fuck your mother harder and better than your father ever has pussy.

The only thing you have trouble holding is your tiny cock

>Never talk to me or my slave's son ever again!

I believe they are called crackerian-americans or pigskinians.

my hands are so big my dick looks small. So what? I'm still big enough to bench press you off a building. Stop talking shit.

>it's a Sup Forums gets harassed and screams reddit episode

>Wow, I wonder what does this funky Asian sign means!
>"Do not throw trash here"
>..............

>I'm actually 5'11"
wow, I didn't realize we had hobbits in this board!

>pick mage class
>its a dude wearing a dress that sits away from all the fun while shooting lights.

>it's a nigger gets mad and blames Sup Forums episode

>it's a Sup Forums gets mad and blames niggers episode
Reminder you're defending that OP picture.

Sure thing pal

what martial art involves punching eachother in the head repeatedly to see who passes out first?

>make fun of dumb white people
>somehow this means you're a nigger

what the fuck? Why can't I just make fun of dumb white people?

>it's a Sup Forums starts crying and calls the opposing entity a mad nigger by projecting episode

oh yeah, try it you little bitch.

>impact font over a memesite image

we did it bois

kick boxing.

Because being the best overall in comparison to everyone else means you're perfect and not just the least bad.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, NIGGER

>fill a tub with water in normal temperature
>sit the baby in the tub
>make sure the water is up to his torso
>grab a sponge or whatever with soap to scrub all his body
>wash his head with care so the soap doesnt get to its eyes
>take the baby out the tub and dry it with a towel
>put his diapers or whatever

Thats how simple bathing a baby is. How the fuck those people have kids not knowing even that?

>run water
>toss baby into sink
>let it run for a while the baby is upside down
>make sure to clean it's face
>yank the baby out
>now it's clean

ez pz

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