Wow... really makes you think

Wow... really makes you think...

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WAIT

Has anyone figured this shit?

This is such bullshit. How can they expect someone just starting the game to figure this out? This is some end game puzzle garbage, not something you throw in the first 5 minutes of the game. Bethsezda is such a fucking joke of a programmer.

Literally impossible, I gave up after about 30 minutes of banging my head against the wall.

bought this game for cheap, started it up and quit playing when I got to this garbage. to this day I have no idea what I was supposed to do

HAHA this comes up everytime. start at the left of the card and read to the right. Each symbol corresponds to the marked bell the number to the right of each symbol says how many times you have to press it. SO you start off by pressing the two rolling pins rolling out the pizza first
pretty easy....

FINALLY!

A smart game for smart people such as myself.

I don't think that was intended to be a puzzle.

You faggots could have looked up a guide like I did but no, instead you'd rather complain about the puzzle for fucking years.

Has there been a HD collection of this game series yet? I really want to try these games out.

>SO you start off by pressing the two rolling pins rolling out the pizza first
Yeah I got that far but the others are both numbered 2, and the game won't let me use both at the same time.

Gave up after 1 hour when I never found the second key and sword bell. Looked fucking EVERYWHERE. Fucking bullshit game.

It was intended as a tutorial for the inventory system, the card being an item in it, the inventory was scraped but because the development of the game was a complete fucking mess it ended with the segment still in the game without a purpose

Why can't i Solve This?

Wait a minute, that claw...

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HOW DO I SOLVE THIS?

>mfw I just kept trying until i got it

Y-yea what kind of idiot gets stuck on this puzzle?

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What's Jack up to nowadays?

Living off the last of tenacious D money.

A Jumanji remake/boot apparently.

Just 27 possibilities. You could have saved time but it isn't absurd to do what you did.

>Retards still don't realize that it wasn't a puzzle and was actually just "the password" for the door which whoever hired you to go there sent you.

This sounds way too far fetched for me.

He was in Goosebumps too, wasn't he? Boy, that movie just....I mean, it happened I guess. You'd expect a cinematic adaptation of such a long-running and beloved children's series to be more of a big deal. Especially since the kids who read it are now adults so you can cash in on their nostalgia.

That came out? I saw trailers for it then never heard of it again.

Because you're underage and need to go stay on funnyjunk

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My point exactly. I didn't remember the movie at all until I started trying to think, what HAS Jack Black done lately?

Had to buy strategy guide for this fucking puzzle

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SMART GAMES FOR SMART PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF

Day 1 pirates

There's a universe where this puzzle is easy.

instructions were too long, complicated, and NO WHERE NEAR accurate to the lore. 0/10 would not bong bing bing bon bwong again. This is why i usually stear clear from games with this artificial difficulty bullshit.

The pictures are a red herring I think. You hit the first bell once, then you hit the second bell twice. 1, 2, 2.

>mfw ghost lady fight

The card should have had "Kill yourself" written on it. There are handy rocks at the bottom of the lighthouse that could have done the job ass well

Honestly, fuck that part

I'd honestly put it as one of the worst boss fights I've ever played.

This was honestly the worst FPS I've played in years and I don't understand how people could genuinely enjoy it unless it was their first time ever playing one.