You wake up to find yourself in Majula

>you wake up to find yourself in Majula

What's the first thing you do?

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fuck the shit out of the firekeeper

Stay way from grunting noises

this 2bh

PET THE CAT

Guys, it's still my favorite soulsborne game, the one I sunk the most hours into, the one whose PVP got me most hooked, whose sheer scope still puzzles me to this day.

What a fucking masterpiece.

fuck the cat

d-do you think we could overpower her?

Grab the estus flask and then go hang out with suldan.

Then get naked and proceed to jump of the cliff and other increasingly painful suicides. If I'm gonna be immortal I'm gonna enjoy it. If death is my goal, then I'll never lose my purpose and never hollow.
Oh, and break into the mansion and read all the books.

Wonder why I couldn't be in one of the cool worlds.

Beginning looking around to see if I can spot the random floating lava castle.

Hang out with the Herald because there's literally no reason to fight for the throne.

3 way with the mineral slut and one of the bitches I kidnap from the volcano "totally not sen's forterss" tower

I'd probably give up and sit with my head in my hands somewhere.

Desert Sorceresses iirc

Knock the rock into the well and get that sweet Estus Shard

fuck the cat

imblying you could get that far

Confirmed for absolute abysmal taste. DaS2 is objectively the worst souls game

Go find Chloanne

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Confirmed for worthless hivemind follower. DS2 had the objectively best pvp. (orb whiners should git gud or ng+)

she doesn't resist if you try to kill her

then she turns into nothingness and drops you a feather

Came here to say this. And the crow with the fine ass.

PVP has always been an afterthought in souls games, it's stale and bland in all of them. DaS2 had the worst actual game content

kys manlet nerds

DaS2 has the best gameplay and PvP in a series where gameplay is the strongest point.

Kill everyone, eat their souls.

red iron twinblade

why did you not follow me to lothric?

Wish I was playing a different souls game.

Majula is the worst hub they made the characters are all stilted and you exhaust everything they have to say when you first meet them.

>DaS2 has the best gameplay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get the fuck out shitposter

The emerald herald is not a firekeeper. You just fucked old ladies.

Ask everyone if they can hear that depressing music too. Then go kill something.

>depressing
nigga, that shit is calm and soothing. it's the only place where you can feel safe and at peace.

I'm annoyed that my answer was "find a rock and sit on it" and not rape.

Put my dick in the talking cat

Still soaked with melancholy. It's my favorite hub music though. Just makes me feel odd and sort of sad. I imagine is what you would hear in purgatory.

Go to sleep and try to wake up in a better game

Silly user, this is what you would hear in a purgatory.

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Get raped to death by zombie piglets.

True, but covenants ruined the invasion experience. There is literally no motivation to invade other than having fun killing others

This. Did you even play the game, person who this responded to? Emerald herald is the one you want to fuck

Backtrack to get the stone ring, then get the great lance, I've already won the game by that point.

but dont you know? rape is far worse than murder.

Swim