E3 Nintendo-isn't-really-making-this-comfy Thread

Ubisoft MILF edition

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.

Streams: youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c

Obligatory comfy vidya music:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc

Poll: strawpoll.me/10476109

Rise and shine

Nintendo already won

New Zelda artstyle looks awful

What the hell are those blue things? Warps?

Was the leak real?

girl link faggots BTFO

>no naked Link
Dropped

>Nintendo-isn't-really-making-this-comfy
Fuck off m8

this atmosphere holy shit

Link confirmed for undead.

>zelda souls

nice eyePhone link

Who based /Sony/ here?

Voices?

In MY Zelda?

>Zelda: Halo

Link is my husband

>that Link

>this framerate

We looked at everyone's complaint about the bloom in WWHD and added more in Breast of the Wild

I think it looks amazing. Ghibli style almost.

Post yfw only 2 games

>voice acting

They're literally reusing the Skyward Sword engine

>link gets a fucking ipad

Why are you such a cancerous cunt?

>not staying as Naked Link

OI CRIKEY LOINK.

GHRAB TEH DEHVICERY-DOO

It's the stream. We've covered this.

>Nintendo only got 2 games to talk about this E3.
>Both of them have already been announced.
Did they actually need to be in E3 this year?

they are paying tribute to the n64

>link is customizable

Do you think Sam and Terry fucked

why is bill so funny

I worded it strangely - meant that Nintendo's conference has caused the comfy thread to gain more shitposters

>PLAY NUDE
PLAY NUDE

NINTENDO WON!!!!!!

LEWD
LINK

so I'm not the only one noticing it? it's looking pretty bad

>This time around we're introducing technology.
Neat.

Boku No Style

Yes user, you can only have voice acting in the SS engine.

>You can play it nude, if you want.

>play through naked

I know what I'm doing

Looks like we're going to have naked link runs.

>that little peek of the pubic/stomach dip

HNNNNNNNG

it looks like a ps2 game

>You can customize link
Pretty nice

You can't make this shit up.

>you can also play nude

who /doingnakedsl1runs/ here?

>you can actually play the game nude if you want
GOTY confirmed

>Brit accent

Hoping for a NoE localization

Shit, this actually looks cool.

>Ponytail
Venom link confirmed, female Link is the real one

Me

WE WANT THE SOULS AND SMARTPHONE AUDIENCE

Did everyone see that his armour had a defense stat on it? This is an RPG now

Jampu

WE MARIO NOW

>Jump button
Great Scott.

...

who /actuallyhasaWiiU/ here?

Ubiniggers and the femenazi agendas.

Fuck off with this sjw shit hole.

Not even the token juden south park can give them a positiv image.

>nude link

HOLY SHIT IT LOOK SO FUCKIN G GOOD OHMY DOG

>shrine of ressurection
what?

all that clipping holy shit

The open world meme was a mistake

It doesn't look bad at all.

LOOK AT ALL THAT NOTHING

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Kek you can hear the audience freaking out

VAGINA BONES CONFIRMED
LINK IS A GIRL

holy fuck this looks amazing

>customizable link
>god-tier intro music
>fantastic shadowing
>camera looks god-tier

what could go wrong?

>Link's midriff
unf

>Implying the NX version won't be the definitive version

>THERE'S AN ELEMENT ON THE HUD TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH NOISE YOU'RE MAKING
PANIC

>Pony Tail
>Nude
>Jumping

God damn my dick can't get any harder

They might want to break conventions but the gibberish voiced dialogue was better.

JAGGED EDGES: THE GAME
SHIT TEXTURES: THE GAME
30 FPS: THE GAME
MODEL POP-IN: THE GAME
LAST GEN SHADOWS: THE GAME
FLAT 3D MODELS: THE GAME

Why is nintendo showing the new Dark Souls 3 DLC?

SL1
NAKED ONLY
SPEEDRUN

No you can't

Framerate

>you can climb the mountain

TODD BTFO

This game has a huge Wind Waker feels to it.
If you can explore like WW, it may be the new ADVENTUUUURE Zelda for me!

See that mountain over there? You can climb it.

Literally the first section. Its purpose is to get you adjusted to the open world.

Do you even game design 101?

I might buy a WiiU for this.

You see that Mountain?

>Naked Link, wooden stick only runs
GOTY

I meant the frame rate, although the artstyle isn't doing anything for me either

ASSASSINS CREED ZELDA
GAME OF THE FUCKING CENTURY CONFIRMED

Dude wait for an NX

>see that mountain.
>You can fucking climb it.

>loot everything to craft useless garbage: the game
Please no

PSILOCYBINS CONFIRMED

Voice acting is welcome

As long as Link Himself doesnt

THE STAMINA GAUGE IS BACK?
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Game focuses on technology

I can look past the i-pad shit.
At least it looks and plays a lot more better this time around.

I'm noticing it too, but in all fairness it could be the stream

TODD HOWARD BTFO BEYOND BELIEF

You see that meme? You can shitpost it