*rehashes franchises*
ARA ARA HORR UP HORR UP PUREEZU
*censors*
HORR UP FAMIRY
*makes toaster consoles*
SO YU SEIN
*denies third party support*
SO YU CHAYIN TSU SEI
*hires SJW's into Western branches*
ARA ESKYUUZU ME SO YU SEIN
*cuts content*
SO HORR UP MINNASAN
*DMCA's let's plays*
SO YU CHAYIN TSU SEI
*scraps proper metroid game*
WE SOMU KAINA
*makes Skyrim clone*
SOMU FINNA
*creates physical DLC happy-meal toys*
WE WAZU
*haemorrhages customers*
TARENTORESS
*loses core profit base to smartphones*
HACKS N
*goes bankrupt*
SHEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
*rehashes franchises*
Leo Morgan
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Parker Adams
JUST
Juan Flores
user get some sleep
Parker Evans
CENSOR
Henry Thompson
*Grabs his throat and slams him into a wall*
Back the fuck off, okay?
Carson Lewis
funny man
Jaxon Brown
wish i could fucking hurt a sony fan, that's how much you motherfuckers make me.
literally insulting the guy who invented video games, what the fuck?
Carson Edwards
MY
Joshua Roberts
you suck at this "being funny" thing
keep your day job pal
James Thomas
*it is revealed I am a hologram*
psshh
Leo Thompson
>guy who invented video games
Shouldn't you be at school
Nathaniel Sanchez
Makes me laugh because these were the same jocks who used to play Crash at school and bully me for playing Mario. Now who is laughing?
Noah Harris
>baby lizard survives a fall and starts crawling
>human babies need months to function
Why are we so shit
Hudson Rogers
Pretty sure it was bait senpai
Samuel Barnes
>Someone spent time to type this
Sonyggers in charge of being secure
Eli Jenkins
>live birth and not eggs
The more you know.
Isaiah Young
How long until a Nintendo fan shoots up E3.
Kevin Flores
*teleports behind you*
Just as planned
Carter Gutierrez
peenus weenus
Isaac Gonzalez
They're shell-less eggs that stay inside the mother
They still get yolks and stuff
Luke Hall
What's funny is that half of OP's post is also wildly inaccurate
Lucas Howard
>comes out of the womb blazed as shit
Charles Garcia
stop this! nintendo games are comfy! COMFY!
Noah Brown
I tink Zeruda get stale, so i make Windu Waika
You hate Windu Waika and tink it fo babies, so i forrow OOT and make Tuwairaito purincess
Oooooo but noooo now you hate TUWAIRAITO PURINCESS. YOU ROVU WIND WAIKA NOW.
WELL YOU DONTU KNOW WHATTU U RIKE!
SO I MAKE MORPHU WITH TUWAIRAITO PURINCESS AND WINDU WAIKA CARRED SKYWARDU SWORDU
AND YOU DONTU RIKE SKYWARDU SWORTU TOO. YOU ROVU WIND WAIKA AND TUWAIRAITO PURINCESSU NOW
SO THIS E3 AONUMA-SAN ANNOUNCE NEW ZERUDA LIKE DARK SARUS.
BUT YOU DONTU RIKE THIS TOO AND YOU BRAME ME!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WANT!!!!!!?
DATSU WHY I MAKE PAPU MARIO SHIT AT REAST KIDS AND MOMS WIRR RIKE IT!
Kevin Hernandez
We aren't. We take a much longer time to develop because we're so much more advanced.
Josiah Diaz
I love how japanese sounds but I don´t understand, can someone translate?
Lincoln Green
All Zelda games are overrated, generic shitty action adventure games. Deal with it.
Christopher Cook
What about us who play games primarily on PC and hate Nintendo.
Hunter Cook
What kind of games do you like senpai?
Parker Howard
Epic
Benjamin Long
Neat
Levi Allen
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Anthony Robinson
Nani?!?
*freezes time*
AMATERASU
*focuses demon energy into the spacetime*
Hahaha! You're 1000 years too late to challange me!
Benjamin Ortiz
Baldur's Gate 2.
Deus Ex.
FF7 - 10.
Rome: Total War.
Civ 3.
Halo 1 - 3.
Little Big Adventure 2.
Yakuza series.
Gears of War 1.
Thief series up until 3.
Grim Fandango.
Anthony Rodriguez
Quality Thread.
William Cox
Terrible.
Michael Rivera
*casually shits out baby and walks off*
Isaac Perry
>meme evolutions
unironic 10/10
Jordan Thompson
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Wii U Gamepad officially confirmed by Nintendo to be a stupid and disrupting gimmick.