Pinky Demons are real

Pinky Demons are real

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What the hell is the context of this?

Dad?

Oscar Pistorius?

>Kidnapped spies get turned into Fooglies
>"Floop is a madman, help us, save us"
>They never get changed back at the end

That movie disturbed me

a weapon to surpass metal gear

HELP, HELP, I NEVER AGREED TO DONATING MY PEENUS WEANUS

>Prosthetic Olympic star
>Murdered wife
>Trial going on currently
>Gives testimony, but not before trying to make jury/judge feel bad for him because he doesn't have legs.

He should really get his life back on track

How the fuck did he lose his legs?

>commit a heinous crime
>get off with a lighter sentence than usual

wew

what movie?

some people deserve fates worse than death, most of those people are women

They do get changed
Donagon was one of the fooglies in the first movie and he became the head of the OSS as a completely normal person
The only one who wasn't changed back was the dude with 4 heads

Spy Kids

Rest in piss you murdering fuck

WTF happened to his leg??

Kek. Fucking Carlos

jesus christ the spy kid movies are fucking crazy.

birth defect

What?

I doubt he could, he doesn't have a leg to stand on

A pack of wolves ate them

He was born without legs? And he chose to become a runner?

What a show-off.

The fooglies design in themselves game me nightmares

Fuck this movie

Why does that gut sititng in the front look like he's going to steal the dude's legs when he gets far enough away?

bugger off, both of you

He got drunk and couldn't find them the next day

Dude in OP is a track star who's allowed to fully compete with other track runners in the Olympics. A lot of arguments were made about the "leverage" having prosthetic legs could give him for races. Guess it won't matter now that, y'know, he's a murderer and all.

Well he did get a girlfriend out of it. But not before actually killing her.

so how many years a virgin are you

I think we got off on the wrong foot. I was just pulling your leg. No need to be such a heel about it.

Sounds like he doesn't have a leg to stand on in his trial

>be seth efrecken
>sleeping at night
>loud noise
>think it's niggaboos bustin into your shit
>bust outta bed, grab pistol
>hear banging and stuff in toilet, freaking out
>shoot through toilet door, gotta protect my waifu from niggaboos
>open door
>what have I done
>fags on a mongolian crayon tracing board say i'm a murderer

Because he's black

Lopers are real as well

Any regular type of guy in this situation would hit the ground running. But just because he's a pampered celebrity he's stumped by some flimsy murder charge.
Stop sucking up to the media, Oscar, pull up your socks and learn to stand on your own two feet.

>not identifying targets in your own home

you deserve whatever you get in that case even if he thought he was defending himself and not just looking for a good murder alibi

>I shoot and kill someone
>I'm a murderer

WOOOOOW, SO UNFAIIIRRRR.

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT SHIT HOLY FUCK

How the fuck does this being even survive?

>Be police
>I shoot and kill a nigger raping a 93 year old woman after he cut off her husbands head with a machete
>Some softcock faggot on a north korean crosshatching forum says I'm a murderer

Fuck I hated that sewer level.

>seth efrecken
Who?

Y'know, I didn't even stop to think about that until you brought it up, but now that you have I'm not sure how I would find out. What do I even google? "How do people without legs use the restroom?" Does that even make sense?

Senpai really needs to step up.

Read it out loud kiddo

What?

>I shot a toddler
>but it was dark and he was making sounds, your honor, how should I have known?

>be american
>hear something weird
>shoot
I'm glad guns are illegal in my country.

>autism
A South African says "South African" like "Seth Efrikan". The guy who murdered his wife is South African

Man I need to watch this again.

I still remember the instant McDonalds in a microwave, I would kill a man for that.

There's still white people in that dindu paradise? I'll be damned.

>autism
>for not knowing the accents of lost glory faggots
Not even him but holy shit shut up.

you have a cuck country bro. i'd rather get shot in the head than get burning water thrown on me and die from that.

t. Finland

>A South African says "South African" like "Seth Efrikan"

I'm sure at least three people on this website know this

pull your head in you cock

I'd rather not get killed

t. polan

>A South African says "South African" like "Seth Efrikan"
Neat.

He was South African, you mong.

Achmed's coming for you, hope you can defend yourself with a spork.

>YOU KNOW THAT THINGUS RACCAMAGOOCUS HAD A LOT OF NICE PICTURES BUT WAY TOO MANY BIG WORDS

>not even him

>Floop is a madman, help us, save us
Come on that is the funniest shit
youtube.com/watch?v=GHcLWy1O4FA

>Definitely.
holy shit lol savage bantz

>seth effrikans
youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY

it's more like "Sith Ifrikan"

Dude's name was Kenny Easterday. Starred in canadian movie called kid brother which was about him. Some how he fucked.

Well yes, you are still a murderer, you killed somebody, kinda how it works retard.

The argument is whether its justified.
>Neighbors said they heard them fight often
>Just happens to think he heard a break in when its literally just someone in the bathroom
>Tries to play the pity card by walking on his stumps
>Implying you shouldn't be responsible for killing someone "on accident" in the first place

wew

neighbours will say anything bad about somebody famous you savage animal idiot

gotta kill all those thieves who lock themselves in bathrooms

>because he is famous they must be lying

Perfect logic there m8y

for what purpose

If he wasn't a murderer he would have shouted into the bathroom or otherwise identified before blasting. He's an insecure fucking murderer cripple and I hope he rots, the niggers kill enough whites without stumpy murdering models because he's a beta loser

i want to see him do the chacha

Revenants are real too

By definition it isn't murder. Murder is unlawful killing.

This is why abortion isn't technically murder despite the fact that a human life is being ended. Because it's legal.

>have a history of carelessness with guns
>end up murdering your gf in a careless accident
>expect not to be punished

Lmao

Never seen Lethal Weapon 2 or District 9? Plenty of movies have those soup mouthed shits in them.

>Say he was doing it because he was trying to protect his wife from a potential invader
>Didn't try to find her or call out to her or anything
>No confirmation or attempt to confirm who was on the otherside of a bathroom door (why an invader would be in the bathroom who knows)
>Fire multiple shots through the door without even checking
>doesn't call police until almost an hour after doing so

So believable
>Meanwhile neighbors have heard them fighting in multiple occasions
>Have called police on it before
>Wife had previously expressed concern to family members about his temper and violent streak
>Neighbors heard them fight the previous night
>He starts getting angry and pissy at her
>She locks herself in the bathroom because she didn't want to deal with it
>Demands she opens the door
>She refuses
>Impotent manlet rage causes him to grab a gun and shoot her through the door because she won't let him in/come out

Which of these scenarios is more likely?
either way he should be responsible for taking the life of another human being, if he loved her why would he defend himself murdering her and not take responsibility/ownership that he ended the life of his significant other?

w-what?

does he not have any guts? how does he digest stuff to stay alive?

He walked without his prosthetic legs to prove how vulnerable he is in a self defense situation, in order to justify his rash decision of shooting through a door without identifying who was behind it, he also has a history of child abuse and bullying from his lack of legs that has on more than one occasion threatened his life. A guy doesn't just throw away his career and kill his super model wife for no reason, he legitimately felt threatened and acted based on what he deemed was right from his past experiences in his life. If this man is jailed it would simply be for the media to earn big bucks, not for justice

I bet he gets to dress up in some awesomely creative Halloween costumes.

I think in this case it would be negligence since he shot through his bathroom door without ever considering the idea that the person behind said door may be the person that he lives with.

It was a stupid move on his part and a person like that who doesn't consider one of THEE most basic options possible probably shouldn't be allowed to own a gun.

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>amerishoots