Travelling to Hanamura

Travelling to Hanamura.

prepare your defenses

>pick lucio
>2 hanzo and 1 widowmaker on attack
>lucio says ''look at this team! we are going to do great''

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

every fucking time

>tfw on Attack

>lucio's face when his team didn't do great

*Gong noise*

>Two guys immediately go Genji, another Hanzo, a fourth MCree

Hanamura is not that hard, what are you guys on about?

Attack can be a whore with the defender's spawn right fucking next to the final point, and your shit team trickling in one by one

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GENJI WE ARE ON DEFENSE YOU DONT NEED TO BE HERE GO PICK SOMEONE ELSE

YOU HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE KILL THIS GAME WHY ARENT YOU JUST THROWING YOURSELF ON OUR POINT DURING OVERTIME I DONT CARE IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR KDR

GENJI

THIS IS THE LAST POINT

WE ARE ALL DEAD

YOU ARE HIDING IN A CORNER ABOVE THE SPAWN ROOM

GET DOWN THERE

JUST GET IN THE PERIMETER AND HIT E WE HAVE 3 SECONDS LEFT

FUCK YOU

CP maps just tend to be harder in pub matches since it requires a more co-ordinated effort than payload maps to get the final point.

>Spam the Group Up Command
>Actually type in a request to group and where to meet
>Team mates still just run past one by one, even healers
>Even get told to shut the fuck up when trying to be persistent about it
It's maddening

Only good thing about Genji on defense are the ones who double jump spam on the point to give everyone time to get there to back him up

>tfw you get a teamkill but there's a genji/lucio spazzing out on the point and you don't have a Mei at hand

Fucking end me already

>on attack
>one player is Widow
>spends the entire damn game shooting Reinhardts shield, hoping that one of the bullets magically goes through or something
>after being 100% useless, says "this fucking team" and leaves at the results screen

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONG DONG DONGDONGDONG

Genji should always be shitting around on the point. I can't forgive a Widowmaker or a Hanzo for not making the sacrifice, though. If Zero Suit D.Va and a fucking Symmetra can bunny hop around to get us a few seconds then surely you can.

>everyone uses their ults in synchronized fashion
>actually capture B

>that amazing moment when there's actual fucking teamwork and communication being made

Feels gud.

>everyone uses their ults in a synchronized fashion
>it was the enemy team

I hear my mom calling. Gotta back out guys. Play this one without me

>Hey guys gonna take a smoke break that last game pissed me off.
>disappears for a half hour

WHY IS THIS SUCH A HARD THING FOR PEOPLE TO DO?!!! WHY?!!!

>both teams are equally good
>win in the last minute

>Pick Mei
>Team goes Symetra, Zarya, Torbjorn, Mccree, and Junkrat

Alright nice a 5 Minute game.

>both teams are equally good
>their Zarya is clutch as fuck and helps them win on both Attack and Defense, but losses incredibly had fought
>player ends up getting Play Of The Game twice

I should've blown her away as Reaper but nooooo we needed a tank and no one else wanted to be one. Both games. Also I don't know why the fuck the community is waking up and using Zarya now but I expect a balance before the year is up at this rate.

>Zarya:"graviton surge ready!"
>Pharah:"affirmative"
>Pharah:"Barrage ready!"
>Zarya:"affirmative"
>Team kill

Why is this so hard? I don't get it.
I had one game where we were running back to point A of hollywood defense with a hanzo next to me and I said my ult was ready, and he responded with that his own was ready.

>Pop my blackhole
>right click the fuck out of them
>team is noshow (ESPECIALLY FUCKING HANZO WHO'S JUMPING ON THE ROOFTOPS) because they gave up and setup defense back at the saloons
>Ded.

>Team only uses 3 of 6 ults
>Capture Point B
>On Temple of Anubis
>Win within 3 minutes

The greatest feeling on earth.

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A rush win on anubis is pure sex.
Blitzing that shit so fast they can't even respond properly.

>people who don't shoot at Reinhardt's shield and expect it to somehow disappear
People like you are worse. It takes only a few second to break through the shield if it's focused on.

The difference being is that widowmaker could get some well placed headshots on people that poke their heads outside of it.

When you could have a bastion break it in 2 seconds or a Junkrat/Pharah tearing it to shit.

>headshots on people that poke their heads outside of it.
If your enemies are stupid enough to poke their heads out. That doesn't always happen.

>When you could have a bastion break it
>bastion
>on hanamura attack
For what reason?

>Junkrat/Pharah tearing it to shit.
A single Junkrat or Pharah won't destroy it fast. I'm usually the only one doing that as Pharah, and it takes ages. 120 damages per rocket, it takes 17 rockets to destroy it. 1.1 rockets per second, 2 reloads for 1s each. 17.5 seconds to destroy it (as a comparison, widow charged shots take 25.3s to destroy it solo).

>If your enemies are stupid enough to poke their heads out. That doesn't always happen.
Force it by picking a better position then, you have a fucking grappling hook.

I assumed that the enemy Reinhardt isn't stupid enough not to adapt to your position.

>going for point B
>everyone pushes in the front door
>and dies
>7 fucking times

At that point, if your position is actually good, Reinhardt can be shot directly, which makes shooting his shield rather futile. Or he's be in a corner or something, in which case I'd move again to find a flank again.

>mfw having to hold point B for 8:55
It's a desperate sort of feeling

>IM GOING FOR THE TOPLESS THING
>get a lucio ult
>survive
>FIRE AT WILL
>TEAM KILL

>playing WINston
>capture the second point within the first 10 seconds after it opens by myself
Holy shit, this is power of science

>Team did terrible last around
>playing some hero like a shitter
>"Hey user switch to Winston"
>"Ya whatever fag"
>switch to Winston anyway
>Proceed to stomp the enemy team
>Get PotG
Nice.

what map was that on

Takes longer than 10 seconds to cap a point solo.

>It's a enemy Bastion camping B and our Junkrat is shit match

Daily reminder if you're a Hanzo shitter stop breathing.

Greece

>IM GOING FOR THE TOPLESS THING

She says "I'm going for the Toblerone," user

lucio is so pure

did you ever try widow? go play a few games and count the times where you can flank fucking rein and not get RIP in the millisecond you show your smug purple face anywhere near him

>near him
She's a sniper, not a tank.

Oh okay then, good luck TRYING that on 2 places on all the maps total. GG shitface

Why would I try that? Again, she's a sniper, not a tank.