What are some games where I know what the HP bar canonically stands for?

What are some games where I know what the HP bar canonically stands for?

What if I just say "Health?"

Life

the Mario RPGs I think?

>hurt points
I bet you fucks don't even THACO

HP Points

>tfw heart points

>not health portion

> hit points

So its the amount of points I can hit people with?

I know it's always called "hit points", but it's been engraved into my brain as "health points".

>no heart pupils
one job

It's husk protection you plebs

Ouch bar

>not saying "life"
>saying "hp" means you are a fedora tipper

Well the bait has been set.

Horsepower

I don't care if it doesn't make sense, it sounds cool as balls.

uh, THAC'0'

>health points
what the fuck? it has never meant that

Who the fuck calls them hit points? That implies that your combat is dependent on this stat.

>There are people on this board right now who unironically call them something other than Humanity Partitions

You mean officially not canonically.

>life bar
>not main character faces

>not Harm Percentage

Plebs, the lot of you.

>Sup Forums; Pioneering new ways to be a cunt with a superiority complex over nothing.

go home gamer girl

>not Hazard Protection

>horsepower
>the power of a horse
Yeah, dumbshit, real cool.

I just call it a "Health Bar" or "meter" or "Health Resource" or whatever seems the most appropriate for the scenario.

>not just calling it thaco for short
I've even seen a character in a really great comic called Thaco.

I just call it health.

I love doritos locos thacos

I like you

>health

Holy Power

No, I think he means that the health bar/hit gauge/heart meter has a canon explanation for what it is.

...

HP Points.

You're all retarded, the abbreviations has its roots in America and its health restoring products.

it's Hamburger Points

>"hps"

Got a giggle out of me m8

Its hurr points you turbonigger

"I need a healer I'm low on lovecraft"

I like it

/tg/ here. Its hit points faggots.
to hit armor class 0, now fuark off

I always thought it was Health Power.

It's Hope Points because when you run out you don't die you just succumb to despair.

What about MP?
Mystic Point

Health Power

death mana

>he doesn't just say 'health'

I'm pretty sure it's "huge penis"

Only real answer

You sweet beautiful mother fucker

>game still has bars, points, and stuff to determine your health
ugh

wake up, it's 2016

I remember some bitch in the library returning a book because she "though it was romance stories but it was just weird". the book was a collection of lovecraft stories

Healthy Points

Massive pecker

Aren't they Health Pixels, because that's what the bar and numbers are made of.

>not calling it Damage

>tfw losing due to being low on huge penis

>I'm almost dead, bro! Heal me back to full damage!

Health HP Points of Life Damage

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME WHAT HEALTH IDENTIFIES AS

JUST BECAUSE IT GOES DOWN WHEN YOUR PLAYER CHARACTER GETS HURT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S HEALTH, IT MIGHT BE HEALTH-TO-MANA TRANS, OR STAMINA-KIN

YOU SHITLORDS HAVE NO RIGHT TO OPPRESS STATUS-MEASURING APPARATI LIKE THIS, I'M LITERALLY TRIGGERED

Well to be fair,with a name like "lovecraft" what can you expect?

>game uses hp
>not eye blood

...

She must have been pretty upset when she found out every story was told through the lens of a bachelor wizard.

"hip"

Hot Penis.

>not Hot Particles

cheeky