Will we ever know what they look like?
Will we ever know what they look like?
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Mystic and Valor are both chicks right?
Is Mystic a guy or a girl?
Mystic is a fuckboi
It's a mystery.
She's wearing heels
Mystic's a greasy weeb
So does Raiden.
>Mystic is a fuckgurl
ftfy
>tfw instinct is the only male team in the game
Only faggots play women in videogames.
Instinct is your average dudebro Chad for team faggots.
Mystic is your average Naruto Uchiha arms behind back while running overcoat wearing weeb. Could also be a girl.
Valor is a cute genki Okinawan-brown tomboy for people with superior taste in waifus.
All three are trans/gender fluid.
Instinct is the cuck team tho
tumblr pls go and stay go forever.
It's a girl
Now i'll enjoy watching your mental gymnastics and deep denial Tumblr KEK
Still the only male team in the game, faggot. Also electric type/Zapdos is objectively the best.
>Overt jewelry and dress that just about covers her crotch
That's no tomboy, that's a slut who just happens to have slightly spiked hair.
Sorry if you can't tell that Valor and Instinct are both butch lesbians with Mystic being a trans boy.
>mfw tossing empties at the neckbeards sitting outside the library
Man/fuckboi/woman
all the important genders represented.
It could be a trap
>playing as a women in video games
Lol, faggots.
>Blanche
>french name
>heels, a long ponytail
>Mystic as in mysterious
fuccboi confirmed
But pokemon already has a blanche
Instinct is a young professor Oak.
Could be a Takarazuka-style reverse trap.
It's a boyish girl with small tiddies
>genki Okinawan-brown tomboy
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FUcKING THISSSSSS
See: Don't be misled into following some slag.
In reality they're all just dittos.
l m a o fampai
No.
It's a girlish boy with small tiddies
>joining team mystic
>Blue has the most player % out of total
>Sup Forums
Sounds about right.
If I'm thinking of their respective birds and elements,
Instinct is a slightly scruffy, gruff dude,
Mystic is an Asian female with fairly sharp facial features and moderate bangs/hair (no fivehead), and
Valor is a bright red-haired, stereotypical "strong fire woman" type as Nintendo is oft to do (see: Din).
You're aware that furries dominate Mystic right?
it's also been confirmed mostly young people choose Valor.
>Sup Forums
>The euphoric fedora tipping trench coat wearing weeb
Perfect.
Swap mystic and valor and we are good.
Enough
see
>Will we ever know what they look like?
No, because they don't exist. They are charismatic leadership figures crafted by the team's higher-ups in order to encourage young trainers to engage in gang warfare for their ''''''''ideals''''''''.
If there's ever a yuri doujin between Mystic and Valor, it should be called "The Better Part."
Why is the red one the only one facing away from the viewer?
Every SJW reddit faggot I know irl joined team mystic
>Chose Valor because my friends did
>Regretting it.
Did I fuck up Sup Forums?
Capcom designed Din, faggot
great, now i can't unsee this
>having """friends"""
You should be regretting every waking moment.
yellow team guy
Team Instinct: I am a smug sanctimonious shitter who thinks he's better than everyone else because I joined the meme team and say that he just likes to "play for fun," because apparently nobody else does.
Team Mystic: I am a self-centered egotistical nobody who picked who flocked to the hipster team to circle jerk about being "intellectual" about Pokémon when in reality I know jack shit.
Team Valor: I am an edgy, self-revolving, try-hard toddler who takes everything way too seriously and tries way too desperately to ensure other people think I'm cool by picking the "cool kids" team.
Team Mystic is still the best.
Yes. Team Red and Blue are both for normies.
>there are people that didn't choose their team based off their favorite bird
Valor is the best name for a team. Articuno is my favorite of the three birds. But yellow is my favorite color and electric is my favorite type. I was pretty indifferent to the ideals of all of them. Since that was two points for Instinct compared to one for the others, Instinct's the one I joined. How did the rest of you reach your decision?
This. No other reason to pick any other way, really.
I liked the Instinct logo the best
and this
This had better be shopped
Team Harmony WHEN
get your normie memes out of my face
>GoT font
Fucking this. Provable because Moltres is literally the shittiest bird and Valor has the highest number of members.
Just hit level 5.
Which Team is Sup Forums incarnated?
Barney
Even without knowing what they look like past a solid color shape, is there porn of them yet?
>not making it white to relect the lack of color loyalty
>Lugia is literally white
>the slightly lighter blue team
how do you fuck up this bad
>>>/tumblr/ and stay there you cretin
>Team filled with fedora tippers and furries
>Leader is a weeb faggot trap
>Even has the sword and trenchcoat
Yeah, fits Sup Forums alright.
Yellow, because all Sup Forums is is a collection of autists who pine for their waifus and wish to breed with them,
Replace Sup Forums with DeviantArt T B H
I dont think so
>not wanting to get your waifu impregnated with your spunk
>tfw chose Valor because dat skirt
I hope Valoress isn't a nigger
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Red and Blue is for normalfags
Yellow is for real niggas
I bet Team Valor's leader fucks like a tiger.
Mystic is literally redddit
>friend pulls a get in faggot we're going gym hunting at like 1 AM last night.
>he's driving a little bit fast, but nothing too extreme
>gets to a gym and beats it, other friends put down their mons there
>I'm mystic and they're instinct so I'm just there for the ride. I only play once a week at my lgs anyways
>fucking peels out at some 60 miles an hour to get to another other gym so they can get the 3 gym free gold bonus before someone else takes the gym
>In the rear view mirror we can see other cars pulling up to try and shark the newly formed gym
Sometimes I wonder if there is a thing as too serious.
>tfw memes have reached the postmodernism stage
>tfw memes can only be ironic now
The worst possible timeline has occurred and we're all stuck here.
Black or not, your dick made the right choice
>[team I'm not on] is full of [negative descriptions]
>[team I'm on] is full of [positive descriptions]
and round and round we go
just pick whatever color you like the most, it doestn matter what team you pick, you loser autists
this needs to happen
featureless human shapes is my fetish
WHERE MY YELLOW LATIN KINGS AT
Really?
Mystic has the higher number of players though.
>choose instinct because Zapdos was my favorite bird
>convince a friend I work with to choose it as well
>chance upon some other friends while on a walk around a local campus
>turns out they also chose instinct
Was pretty neat considering the gyms around here are controlled by Mystic and Valor 99% of the time. Glad I picked it for the sole reason that it's the underdog in general.
You have Instinct and Valor switched.
Im in balkans
Does this mean third world is all yellow?
Mysticfag here. I picked it because Articuno is my favorite bird and blue is my favorite color.
I have never actually met another mystic who didn't chose it for those reasons so I don't know what a stereotypical mysticfag is.
Instinct is pretty bro tier.
Valor is a bunch of penismongers.
>instinct
>underdog
It's a meme.
Stannis is dead tho
Spoiler that shit retard
Not in the books showfag. Beside Stannos is the best.
post your local area of people playing pokego
Sure, around here it's pretty common, but apparently overall it's the minority by far.
About half of all players are Mystic, around a third are Valor, and the rest choose Instinct.
Make me gay boy
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