Just a reminder that pic related is not a Mary Sue and not one person liked her as she is or fell in love with her

Just a reminder that pic related is not a Mary Sue and not one person liked her as she is or fell in love with her.

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Yes, yes. We know.

Shot to the heart because Snake hates her.

>not one person liked her as she is or fell in love with her.
Kojima did.

Do you want to get perma'd? Barneyfag did the same thing you are doing and we all know what happened to him.

Question:

Which Metal Gear should I start with?

I already started with the first one, but I heard about playing the game chronologically and so fourth.

In order of release. Always and forever.

if you're just getting into the series, play them in release order

chronologically is for nostalgia fags who have already played them all

Thanks dawgs, now I just have to find an original copy of MGS

Canonically, kojima hated David hayter. That's why kojima left hayter to die in that sound booth. Hayter loved kojima but it was pure autism on his end. Kojima left hayter to die alone because he never cared about him.

Code Talker never saw Miller for what he was - a true innovator who wanted to free the world using burgers. He was just in it for his selfish desire to taste the perfect helping of Nature's Blessings, which he manipulated Kaz to further pervade.

Ten bucks on psn. Can play it on ps4.

Oops ps3 I mean. Sorry.

Much like the seeds on the bun were planted into the bread, Code Talker planted the seeds of corruption into Miller. He pushed him to make the PERFECT burger, knowing he could, without questioning if he should. And he disregarded him all the same.

It's canon, deal with it.

The protagonist, Punished "Venom" Snake did not fall in love with her like she had hoped he would. She fell in love with him though.

I truly honor your dedication.

Not for honor. But for you.

>Punished "Venom" Snake

A.K.A. Big Boss

Also, Old Diné "Code Talker" did not admire Kazuhira Miller for his burgers like he hoped he would. It never stopped Kaz from continuing to try though.

I really wanna give you a treat, but I'm too scared of being banned.

Did not fall in love with her, he used everything in his brain arsenal like these faggots in this thread to get rid of her by not saying what they mean and being absolutely retarded.

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lads

okay

do it nigga faggot, do your little meme shit homo cumsucker.

Code talker didn't see Miller for the love he had. He cared only about the burgers. Meat. Grain. Vegetable. Miller saw the way code talker treated him and cared not. For the love he had fell on deaf ears to the beefy patties. He only loved the burgers. Not kazuhira

>Kazuhira Miller
Did you mean Benedict "Kazuhira" Miller?

>falling in love with Quiet at first sight
>changing her mind so she becomes a DD
>playing with her even if she's 99% useless
>she finally abandons me
That's not war or torture that are hard in this game, that's Quiet ;_;

I wonder if she ever saw the sfm porn of her.

What does a chemical burger taste like?

>do it nigga faggot, do your little meme shit homo cumsucker.

Chill man, I just wanted to post some porn.

Such a lust for burgers. Kaz devoted his life to perfecting them, and was rewarded with utter apathy from Code Talker, the man he thought was his true mentor. Like a parasite, he fed off of the burger chef until the burgers could no longer be called such - a product of a mad scientist.

Any other "truth" is trivial. This was the true conflict of not just MGSV, but the entire series in whole. And you know that I'm correct.

I apologize, I meant McDonnell Benedict "Master" "Kaz" "The Half Gook that Nukes the Spooks" Kazuhira Miller

American Manifest Destiny. All because of Code Talker and his mad dreams of creating Control through Flavor.

I accept this as canon. Someday this entire board will understand this truth.

You torture Quiet the entire game by manipulating her behavior and emotions since Venom feels nothing but anger and hate.

>Venom breaking down after being forced to kill his men before deciding to honor them
>Anger and hate

What?

Just like Code Talker tortured Miller by manipulating his actions and ambitions since the Navajo felt nothing but a hollow craving for burgers.

good, she was a shit character and I'm glad Venom killed her

You get what mean, his men are some of the few people he loves and respects.

She was no one to him, not a Diamond Dog, not a friend.

Big Boss found no interest in her.

I did.

>falling in love with Quiet at first sight
She deserves it.

Perhaps it was the burgers all along that drove Miller to leave diamond dogs. Never being able to truly satisfy the wise old native American. His disdain for the mans constant disapproval forced him to leave the base as he could never express his true feelings without the burgers clouding the atmosphere with feelings only for meat. Code talker did not love Miller for the man he was, but merely for the sandwich he produced.

I love Quiet!

Anti-bully blanket engaged

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Venom Snake is the horribly disfigured protag and yet is more handsome than most, so Quiet fall in love immediately.

What kind of Video games would Quiet enjoy?

You feel it to, don't you?

Every night I can taste the cheese, the patry. We're going to take back every ingredient lost. Rubbing our nose in smelly ketchup containers.

The world call for cheeseburgers, and we answer

Code Talker had forsaken him. Despite helping solve the mysteries of the Wolbachia and metallic archaea, it's clear he only had one goal in mind - the conquest of, and through, burgers.

>Quiet and the character that plays her makes my dick ABSOLUTELY ROCK DIAMOND HARD
>see this pic
>L I T E R A L L Y looks like Anita Sarkeesian

I honestly don't know how I feel about this since I want to hatefuck her and Zoe Quinn and drop loads in their asshole....

So the burgers were goat meat at first right?

>tfw no side op to extract a beef cow for miller

Ya blew it, to b h.

>the joost
>looking like anita

Is this better?

...MANE?

she has tits!?

Kaz had a humble beginning of making burgers before Code Talker influenced him to make drastic, almost immoral changes to the sandwiches.

First, he started with a shabby burger, but an honest attempt.

Then, he moved onto making an all-natural burger with Kobe beef, using top of the line ingredients. Still, Code Talker refuted his attempts.

He decided he needed to radically change the formula, making a lamb burger for the Navajo, who claimed it wasn't a burger at all at that point.

Driven mad, he created the ultimate abomination - a fusion of flavor and science - the CHEMICAL BURGER. Only at this point, was Code Talker satisfied. Not because it was a good tasting burger. But because he realized that the world could be controlled through such burger technology.

Look at that pic and tell me at that angle in that pic she doesn't look like a young Anita.

DIAMONDS/10

Well played user. And now I want to marry her again.

You are blind mate.

A game where she actually gets to be with Venom Snake for the test of her life and not be left to die alone.

That's something only people who played them in order of release would advocate, because they couldn't possibly know what it feels like to discover the games in that order.

I played them in the chronological order, I had a blast, and yes I understood everything about the story and characters. It's not deep nor complex, it's just dense, and it's easy to get everything.

It simply has a different build up, though in the end, it's the same thing.

So Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain? Yeah I think she would enjoy that

>test

rest of her life*
and gets to make love to him, a game where Venom feels the same for her and sexes her passionately, where he wants to keep her around instead of get rid of her.

>and gets to make love to him, a game where Venom feels the same for her and sexes her passionately, where he wants to keep her around instead of get rid of her.

You mean like SFM?

That's the opposite of what happens memeing dillhole.

Venom Snake wanted nothing to do with her.

Fucking delete this thread please

Ha ha. Nobody agrees with you. They were in love with each other and there's no amount of meming that will change that lmao

Venom+quiet=

I have actually seen a pic where she kind of does look like her. I don't have it though and I wouldn't know where to find it

Anyway enough of her, have more Joost

Yeah, but it was never gonna happen, that's the point retard.

Venom never felt anything for her.

LITERALLY this. Lads

>Venom never felt anything for her.

So you haven't played the game?

REEEE you've forced my hand Sup Forums

Not at all familia. I think you might need to get your eyes checked though.

In that pic she kinda looks disgusting. Post waifu joost, not wryful joost nigga.

DIE DIE DIE

>she kinda looks disgusting
Wow I'm almost offended.

Quiet = Logic and common sense
Soldier = le Venom hated Quiet memelord

>trailer emphasizes big boss as a "demon"
>lets you choose to save people
>saving people gives you better weapons, money and heroism
fucking kojima

Kaz was a humongous autist. Like what the fuck happened to him.

You better fuck off.

if by you mean haven't played the game, Venom pretending to not hate Quiet, yes I played that game.

Skull Face happened. He had the Autism strain of the vocal cord parasites.

Et tu, Kojima?

David Hayter is a one trick pony but no voice actors could come close to his VO of Snake so Kojima just dealt with him.

Kiefer did a waaaaay better job expressing and conveying emotion in his VO.

I think Kiefer the Chief is a generally good VA.

Nowhere near Oldman though.

breast envy is my fetish

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Joostfags are the biggest cucks of Sup Forums

This might be the single greatest webm ever.

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Quiet is the cuck of mgs5 since Venom never wants to touch her, but touched all of his soldiers, because Quiet is not a soldier.

kys

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>Cannes

You've fucking got that right

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Those toy's tits look even bigger that quiets which are already bigger than Joost's

I am ashamed of my word and deeds.

ask yourself what kind of people buy metal gear solid toys, though

Collectors?

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Child molesters.

RAY just wanted to feel REX's long, warm railgun inside of her; but instead got shot by it instead. REX hated RAY, this is canon.

I cried
I would cry again[/spoiler

As a registered sex-offender, I take offense to this.

While the figure looks pretty cash, I do not feel the need to buy it.

Joost a cute

Cute, but unfortunately REX's railgun was stolen by Liquid already, so it didn't have it during the RAY fight.

I'm glad that the Rex fucking wrekt the RAYS.

Just like in Jurassic World.

Sure you might be technologically superior and therefor superior to the original in theory.

But we came first, are more experienced and are the fucking Apex.