User, since you're new to the school why don't you introduce yourself...

>user, since you're new to the school why don't you introduce yourself. You mentioned to me you like video games so why don't you tell everyone what your favorite games are

What do say?

what class is that?
the male/female ratio its really on the women side.

I..I only like sports games and totally don't play any weeb games like a nerd

Porn games.

"Why the fuck am I in Korea?"

League of Legends and Starcraft

Medical school in China.

konnichiwa~ ＼(^o^)/
bideo geimu ga daisuki desu yo :3
boku no daisuki bideo geimu ga fainaru fantajii VII desu

What's wrong with that?

TASUKETE

>only play /d/ porn games

>you mentioned you like video games
>to a teacher
why the fuck you´d do this omg
it´s like you want to get called a nerd

>"N-nothing, c-can I s-sit down n-now?"

CHING CHONG BING BONG

I just love league of legends haha

Starless GOTY.

Nice try, I would never mention to the teacher that I like video games.

Even if I did, the correct answer is Pokemon.

And A Ching Chong Nip Nong To You Too Class

I'd laugh but that Metal Sonic is actually pretty legit

Monster Girl Quest

I'd fuck him

>high school circa 2005
>class presentation about stuff you like
>mention I like Half Life mods, Rome Total War, Far Cry, etc
>ewww, nerd, what a loser, I hope he doesn't shoot up the school
>chad goes up and mentions he likes video games and play WoW
>neat, he's so hot, hey chad want to come over to my place to play vidya

Kill me

I do nothing but drop my pants and put my fat ass up on the teachers desk, buttcheeks facing the students, and then I pry them apart so everyone can see my ruptured anus and tell them you like to play a game of pretend

>he doesn't know
Looking good is practically the method at winning life, anything else and you will have to work twice as hard.

Nyan Nyan* Hearcatch Precure Max Heart Happiness Charge: Go! Dream Festival

desu

>4th back row
>pink shirt
pretty cute desu

>nobody must know my secret

>mirin at hot chick in class
>boner time
>thank God for this wrap around desk that hides my boner
>teacher: user, come up and write some examples on the board for me
>mfw

What game? Reverse search doesn't find shit.

>"h-hello"
>face twitches
>everybody is silent
>makes eye contact to the floor and walks like an autist to the nearest chair
>everybody turns around looking at you giggling
>makes eye contact with tabe for the rest of the class

>"league of legends"
>mfw instantly beloved by the entire class
at some point in life you learn what to say around certain groups.

I play glorious nippon erotic visual novels. Let's go faggots

>not being able to lock your dick in place with your belt

That ass and red shirt makes me think Resident Evil 6

My favorite game.is Hatred ;)

>not playing vidya with Chad

>not having a boner hiding apparatus set up prior

> not ICHIBAN DAISUKI GEIMU

done fucked up

>not wearing a skirt to school so no one even knows you have a dick

Genius

Oh yeah bro? You have Fifa? Hell yeah, we'll come hang out at your place later.

i have it its a cheap pice of shit from toys r us

>mfw girls will never make me wear a skirt after fucking me senseless in the bathroom

fml

>psst, user. Amy thinks your cool. You should ask her out
>I..I don't think she even knows who I am
>she mentions you all the time
>um
>don't be a pussy user
>okay. Hey Amy want to go to the fair with me?
>ewww, get away from me you creep before I get my boyfriend to beat you up
>hahahhaha, I can't believe you fell for that user

I don't miss high school at all

>chatting with coworkers during break
>ask them what their favorite video games are and what they like to play
>first guy says his favorite game is okami and that he's currently playing through shadow of the colossus
>second guy says he plays fifa a lot and watches pewdiepie and markiplier
why is it that there's almost no middle ground, you either get people who are truly dedicated to picking out the games, or people who play yearly run-of-the-mill garbage and care more about ecelebs than playing games?

I'm sorry you had to go through that, user.

I only play competitive games that are recognised as esports with tournaments.

Or super casual (fun) singleplayer games where it is pretty much impossible to lose.

Had to do this for a dare when they said 20 dollydoos was on the line if I did it back in middle school so I did it. I never got paid
Fuck people

>that feel when i'd take physical beatings any day over the emotional abuse i had experienced in high school

:^) haha now you can't trust women haha :^)

:^) why would anyone ever like a guy like me haha :^)

What the hell is with those textures?

kinda happened to me today, but was talking to one older guy

>I-I like dark souls... and um.. team fortress 2?

someone please kill me

Just like in real life there are more women on the planet than men. Makes sense biologically.

Oh herro crass mai namu iz Anorn arnd I rike da bideo gamez arnd dee arnime arr yor pretty rerrow pussiez are berong to mre now

>at my locker which is near a cheerleader's locker who I'm crushing
>she comes up next to me
>hey, I need help with this class. Want to come to my place and study? My parents are out of town so we can study all night long
>oh my god is this a dream?
>say of course I'll come over and grab a piece of paper and pen and stick it out to her asking her to write down her address
>she turns around with a quizzical look on her face
>notice she has a Bluetooth headset in her ear
>turn around and fast walk to bathroom and hyperventilate

I fucking hate Bluetooth

>Mentioning video games
>Ever
I always say my hobbies are Reading, Baseball, Fishing and music.
I also laugh at people that mention video games. First day of classes is always fun.
By the way, I've never played baseball or gone fishing; I fucking hate music thats not video game related or 60s-80s rock.
I read a lot though

when did he say there was anything wrong? he just asked a question

...what?

I like all the games you think only losers play.

I hate every single one of you and I want to kill myself. Please just avoid any contact with me or we're gonna have a problem.

wow you're so cool and confident and not an insecure faggot at all!

the cheerleader was wearing a wireless bluetooth headset for her phone.

this

are you me?

dont reply or we're gonna have a problem

so?

i like a bit of minesweeper an' that

that's no fifa

>
bluetooth in school... wut

Fucking hell. I exchanged to Japan in high school as an Australian. Saw a lot of fellow foreign exchanges, Europeans and Pacific Coast Americans were always pretty chill, some liked anime and games, some didn't. Also European girls were petite and qt.

Fucking East Coast kids were fucking cancer, weebs out the ass. Before then I didn't even consider that the states had a divide. Everything east of the Mississipi and north of Virginia needs to be removed.

>Uni has a game night in the commons with posters and shit
>Game night is just the same 6 people playing FIFA every week

All my hate

hurr

now shut up and let me do some learning

Monster Hunter.

So she was talking to someone else. Is that hard to understand?

>bluetooth
christ is that still a thing?

"Well I like most games if I'm honest, it's just a hobby like most people but my favourite games include GTA San Andreas, Age of Empires and the Tekken series"

It's easy to think of a non-autistic answer but actually being there wold be a different story.

Oh. Fuck that took me even longer to understand

I laughed at this much harder than I should have.

I was the prankster in class. Not cool enough to be with the chads but not a loser either.

Anyway, I was close enough to the popular kids to know who is dating who, who hates who, and all the current drama. So I'd write love notes and stick it in one chad's girlfriend's locker signed from another chad who I know is beefing with the boyfriend. I'd use some of the secrets I knew to make the letter sound more authentic. Wait for lunch time and the inevitable fight and laugh all the way to the bank.

Then I got caught one day and literally had to run for my life. I was surprised I could outrun football players but I was literally fearful for my life. Ran across the track into the forest behind the school and kept running

>Shadow of the colossus
>okami
>dedicated to picking out the games

Basic bitch weeb trash fucking leave

This is why you ignore someone until they actually engage with you because it saves shit like this from happening.
>tfw only way someone is going to get my attention is by punching me in the face or physically get into my bubble
Doesn't help that I lost 3/4 hearing in my right ear many years ago so I have to angle my face in the direction of sound.

WHAT HIGH SCHOOL GIRL USES A BLUETOOTH WTF

don't mention several games
just say that you mostly play CS and you'll probably get approached by a few dudebros about it later on

It was 2008 when that shit was popular, not fucking yesterday

I play deep and meaningful games for an intellectual mind such as myself.

Just to name a few:
NieR
Majora's Mask (This one you may have heard of, its Zelda.)
999
And Deadly Premonition

It's just that he implied there was something abnormal about having way more girls than boys in a class.

I've been in a lot of classes like that, I don't think it's very odd.

>You mentioned to me you like video games

No. No I didn't. Thought experiment over.

I'd forgotten how shit real people are thanks for reminding me about this fact user.

found the lets player

My high school was like that. Former all girls school

Shin Rorona no Atelier: Hajimari no Monogatari -Arland no Renkinjutsushi-.
>not actually true
>nobody can hear that because I speak quietly when I do
>nobody could repeat or remember even if they did hear it
>everyone fucks off

In reality I'd just say nothing like I always do when people as something or try to talk to me.

Sexy Parodius, and also what the fuck kinda huge classroom is this. There's like 200 students here or something

>work in office
>be in break room
>IT guys come in
>hey user, you have a PC right?
>yep
>have you played Overwatch yet user? I love sniping people as Widow
>ya, and she's hot too
>realize my mistake
>ha..ha just joking. She's alright

He meant that it's strange because women shouldn't be in school learning shit, they should only have the right to make babies and care for them and the home.

>>ya, and she's hot too

Part of me wants to believe he is joking because he is pretty but
The sonic shit
And the wallpapers
Aren't those mario figures from McDonalds by the way?

What the fuck kind of classroom is this?
Sonic CD.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

Kooya koya kijenski: my sister gets the dick?!?!

>yeah that's none of your business and stop bothering me

who /indifferentthroughouthighschool/ here?
I made a few close friends and was never bothered at all, granted I'm not fat or ugly

There are like one or two percent more women than men on earth you dumb faggotnigger

>More women than men on the planet


I refuse to believe that.Otherwise all men wouldn't be single.