I WISH
I WISH
Henry Young
Adam Moore
THAT
Jonathan Nguyen
I
David Anderson
COULD
Jeremiah Long
Kotaku is literally dead without him
Joshua Davis
SUCK
Julian Morris
BACK
Anthony Cox
TIME
James Brown
CUZ
Julian Russell
God, I hope he isn't going back to Giant Bomb. The Coon at least was entertaining when one embarrassing himself with SJW issues.
Thomas Miller
NOW
Josiah Powell
THE
Grayson Ortiz
hes the only relevant person that they have on staff compared to their other noname clickbait faggots who got blacklisted off E3 or any other vidya events
because of GB he probably has the most connections out of anyone in cucktaku
Wyatt King
C U C K
Alexander Hughes
>without him
Hm....
Jeremiah Torres
IS
Wyatt Adams
So was he fired or did he quit or what?
Adrian Mitchell
>I'm staying in journalism
>implying slowtaku is "journalism"
David Miller
REAL
Sebastian Howard
MINE
Ethan Ortiz
fuck, he's gonna join Austin's Vice team, isn't he?
Gabriel Cooper
Jumping ship to avoid getting downsized after Kotaku loses everything from the Gawker debacle. He'll go on to shill his particularly terrible brand of media whoring at another publication, which will go over just as bad because he's Patrick Fuckhead Klepek, one of the worst disgraces in the entirety of gaming journalism ever.
Blake Scott
>I'm staying in journalism
Owen Jones
probably got picked up by someone whos paying better
also patrick doesnt like gawker's current shitshow
Dominic Gomez
CAN'T
Ethan Wright
LIVE
Jordan Miller
WITHOUT