What's the point of samurais?

What's the point of samurais?

WHERE IS MY TSUMUJI CAPCOM

Whats the point of knights?

Samurai are just japanese knights

have you played skyrim with mods?

the plural of samurai is samurai

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

The purpouse of sudoku sam is to fuck women and abuse them while weebs talk shit about MUH THOUSAND FOLDED KATANa

To make it easier to rule and manage the land.

no need to get autistic about it

i'm sorry
here a samurai pic

>you are a weeb if you know something as mundane as grammar with Japanese words

I want to lick the sweat from her thighs

These pictures do look sexy, Time to whip my misoginystic cock out and start to furiously masturbate.

>not posting the one showing her vag

The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. “Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu.” Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. “Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan”. The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. “Arigato.” Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. “Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan”, they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

DAAAAYUM!

bueno

>vag
'''she''' has the japanese steal

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You have to finish the story.

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it’s more terrifying than that, it’s an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, “minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!” The kids couldn’t understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama’s mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!” The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. “sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake”, he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. “Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me” The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; “Nippon banzai!”.

Heh, nice one bro, you out weebd me.

This unironically sounds like a good idea for an anime. It could be a comedy sol along the lines of Sakamoto desu ga, Tanaka-kun and Handa-kun.

is that the end?

Reminder that this guy who had initially NO NAVAL EXPERIENCE still BTFO japanese fleet

>muh trilion times folded katana

very helpful on the sea dickwad get rekt

That smooth shaved pussy tho.

Arigatou I am daijoubu.

D-did he win?

reminder that when mongols tried to invade Japan they got killed by typhoon.

I doubt

>Run away minna-san
Should be "nigero, minna-san!", every weeb knows the word.

Fucking racist.

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And that's relevant to korean invasion how?

The Rawhide version is much better.

Yeah go back to Sup Forums with that stuff you intolerant scumbag!

In the early 1400's, a master japanese craftsman began work on what would one day become the most powerful weapon known to mankind.

A katana made out of perfectly pure japanese steel, He began folding the blade non stop until his death decades later, when the prestigious duty of folding the katana blade was passed down to his only living son and so on and so forth for centuries.

The folding of the katana continues to this day, at this time, it is estimated that the katana has been folded almost twelve million times.

It is foretold that in the closing hours of the year 2016, the katana will undergo it's final fold, when the laws of reality cease to apply to this weapon, and the perfect katana will be capable of cleaving the galaxy as we know it in two.

The time is nearly upon us.

Samuri were basically these dudes who were like moderators for japanese culture. They would walk around and remind people to take off their shoes before going inside buildings.

>Refuse to take off my shoes
>Samurai folds me a thousand times and uses me to cut down a tree

Great sea swallow stinky fucker of horse, arigato Steven-san.

this thread is now about way of the samurai 4.

Tokyu is the best sword style, anything Iai is shit tier

oh god

these pants