Kickstarter has awakened the ire of God, he demands that all Kickstarter projects get destroyed forever. In all his kindness, he imposes you with a choice, he presents three projects and says two of them have to be destroyed no matter what, your choice will be to pick the one that will be saved and get to be released, remember that whatever you choose is not guaranteed to be good, it's just guaranteed to come out.
So, what do you pick?
Yooka-Laylee is the only right answer.
Yooka because that's the only one I backed.
A Hat in Time.
Bloodstained. Played the demo and felt fantastic. Exactly everything l love from a IGAvania. IGA can do no wrong.
Shantae for sure.
Shantae
yooka laylee
The only kickstarter I've ever backed was Shantae, so that one.
I prove god it's better to kill them all.
Shantae.
Not even kind of a hard choice lad.
don't care about these except yooka laylee. other 2 can crash and burn for all I care.
It's never coming user.
Move on.
>Bloodstained
Kill it.
>Shantae and Yooka
I like both, but I prefer 3D Collectathons, so Shantae dies too.
Confirmed for being no taste plebs.
Muv-Luv
Yeah clearly the patrician choice is the mediocre sidescroller whose series is only popular because they cram it full of titty monsters.
Yeah clearly the patrician choice is the mediocre collect-a-thon whose series is only popular because they cram it full of dank memes.
:^)
>I prefer 3D boring chores
No taste, user. Eat shit and kys.
this
>m-muh waifu
Fuck off.
More like muh solid 2D platformer, but keep projecting pumpkin.
Bloodstained. Because I'm not a furfag, and shitskin gypsies can gtfo.
Brothers in arms! Rally under the Yooka-laylee banner! We shall destroy the unbelievers!
>never picked any of them
>kikestarter is cancer
>retard thinks this is waifuing
delete your dumb ass
>dis game gud cause boobboobs!!
r/mensrights is that way --->
my fedora clad friend.
I'll flip a coin for Bloodstained or Yooka-Laylee.
Shantae's cute, but her games are just okay. The music and fanservice don't make up for the bland platforming and usually cringe-worthy dialogue.
Plus I hate how they made Shantae a midget that looks like she was animated in Flash.
This is a level beyond shitposting. We've reached fuckposting.
Shantae still isn't out? How long have they been working on it?
From that image shantae, but if I could choose any I would appreciate it if my project wasn't destroyed
Fuck choices, kill god and keep everything.
>Pirate's Curse looked better
>tons of Metroidvanias released yearly
>only decent-looking 3D platformer that could actually get released
yooka
>I prefer 3D Collectathons
Who hurt you?
Is Skyward Sword your favourite game ever?
Do you need help, user?
boy user you sure went full retard over him killing bloodstained
Why would you go to Skyward Sword, of all games, as the prime example of massive collectathons and not fucking Donkey Dong 64?
Is anyone going to admit that the Shantae games are just shittier Metroidvanias with cute girls?
So why not go Bloodstained and get cute girls with great Metroidvanias?
What's bloodstained?
oh so it was shantae that triggered you
my bad
I choose the best option, the one where I'm already aware "God" doesn't exist and I pirate all three games when they come out.
Yooka Laylee
Skyward Sword isn't a 3D collectathon. There hasn't been a new proper 3D collectathon since the N64 since Rare created and then killed them, which is why people are so stoked for Yooka-Laylee.
Save Shantae, easy choice.
*tips*
>one of the few promising 3D platformers in this time
>another "Metroidvania"
>a legit Metroidvania
Can I just kill Shantae twice so WayForward does something original again?
Bloodstained.
Could never stand Rare collect-a-thons since there bloated with crap.
Shantae has always been incredibly overrated. Yea Shantae a cute, but her games are shit.
Shantae, obviously. It is the only one which has shown good progress, was from a developer who actively makes such games, and is on schedule to be released soon.
Yooka-Laylee is dead and gone at this point. It's being put together by a group of people who have not successfully put together anything at this point, and have mostly gone silent by now. It might resurface someday, but who knows when and of what quality. Bloodstained hasn't had the time to end up forgotten, but in the same vein it's by brand new developers who are not proven and weren't able to produce anything past concept art and some early spritework at this point. Impressive that the spritework looks good, compared to similar projects, but still nowhere near completion.
Absolutely zero bias here.
>Yooka-Laylee is dead and gone at this point. It's being put together by a group of people who have not successfully put together anything at this point, and have mostly gone silent by now. It might resurface someday, but who knows when and of what quality.
Can't tell if bait or just really, really stupid.
WayForward is the only dev with a recent proven track record
The others I have high hopes for, but there is a sizeable chance they will be shitty like M#9. Shantae is pretty much guaranteed to be good.
I couldn't choose between Shantae and Yooka
I wish for more wishes.
They all fall under "group of people who have not successfully put together anything"
Shantae is a mediocre series that's overrated as fuck on this board by cancerous waifufags
Yooka and Bloodstained are still "in progress" things by new teams attempting to revive something riding on pure nostalgia bait
Save yooka-laylee
>Yooka-Laylee is dead and gone at this point. It's being put together by a group of people who have not successfully put together anything at this point, and have mostly gone silent by now.
Goddamn you're a fucking idiot.
No.
Nice try false flagger
>being this upset the other projects hit their goals
I save none because the thought of other people enjoying things makes me angry.
I'll take what is almost certainly a good game from an established developer, which has reliably produced good games and similar games in the past, over a single name and a startup company who has never managed to put anything out before asking for several million dollars - their only funding for the next three to five years, mind you. Shantae: Half Genie Hero is guaranteed to be good, or at least guaranteed to be predictably Shantae. Yooka-Laylee and Bloodstained still have a good chance of turning into Mighty No. 10.
Yooka-Laylee's delays and complete silence for a long time are some reasons to be concerned. I'd worry that they've ran out of money for the project by this point. Bloodstained is actually in a fairly good position, still early enough that they have money and at least showing off good progress with said sprite work. But it still depends on how well they manage their time and funds. We could still end up with another Mighty, or another Hat In Time, or an actual good game (Shovel Knight sounds appropriate).
Still, Shantae is the guaranteed win against Bloodstained 50/50 or Yooka-Laylee's absence. I'd like to be surprised by the others coming out with amazing quality and being excellent games, but right now Shantae wins due to being the only one to actually show up.
But the Mighty games were more interesting.
>Yooka-Laylee and Bloodstained still have a good chance of turning into Mighty No. 10
Mighty No. 9 didn't look good from the start.
I certainly hope you're not implying what I think you're implying.
Yooka Laylee.
The Shantae games aren't even good.
>Yooka-Laylee and Bloodstained still have a good chance of turning into Mighty No. 10
that's like saying the same about half genie's first trailer: stupid since it looks better by default
>dead and gone
>delay(s)
>complete silence
You can just say you hate Yooka-Laylee. You don't have to pretend (and fail) you follow the project.
>Yooka-Laylee's delays and complete silence for a long time are some reasons to be concerned.
Neither of these things have ever happened. You are either confusing it with A Hat in Time or have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and are trying really hard to pretend that you do. Yooka-Laylee literally just had the toybox drop for its backers like 2 days ago, that really does not constitute as any sort of "absence."
>complete silence
>when they released the toybox a few days ago and shows concept art every few months
Did I get baited?
Even if Shantae gets destroyed, the devs would just make a new one. They have to ride that Shantae train somehow.
I'm bias towards Yooka-Laylee, so I'll give it to them. I'm just itching for some old school Banjo-Kazooie style platforming. Bloodstained looked pretty damn sweet though, but there's plenty of Castlevania to keep everyone satisfied for a bit longer.
Yooka-Laylee easily because there's already a fuckton of Castlevania games in that style and Shantae has always sucked ass.
>Yooka-Laylee's delays and complete silence
>one delay
>devs still active, toybox released
Are we going to pretend Shantae hasn't had its release date altered more than twice? Are we going to pretend Shantae didn't have months of silence until a new poll went up?
>Sup Forums hates Shantae all of a sudden
The hell?
>two attempts at reviving two genres successfully
>another Shantae playing it safe for better or worse
>being surprised people pick one of the new things
I'd save the SotN clone. I never liked N64 collectathons and Shantae is for masturbation, there is enough material to do it.
The only people who care about Shantae are waifufags.
>Minecarts
>Shitty Castlevania
Seems like a pretty clear-cut winner to me.
I'm confused since Shantae has minecarts and is a shitty Castlevania
Since when has Sup Forums ever had taste?
>anime threads
>Toddposting
>Overwatch
>etc.
Basically, you only come to Sup Forums for news and critiques. That's it.
>that post
The last part answers your post.
>complains about anime
>while posting on Sup Forums and defending Shantae
WEW
E
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>Yooka-Laylee
>complete silence
You what? They had a huge media blowout a couple of months ago and just put out a demo.
Sure, lemme make it clearer:
>Shitty, authentic Rareware-brand minecarts
>Off-brand Castlevania that manages to inject even more cancerous animu bullshit into an otherwise gritty but interesting story and scenery
None
Again, it sounds like you're describing Shantae with both
>implying riding on nostalgia makes a bad game.
please see Shovel Knight.
>which has reliably produced good games and similar games in the past
Honestly, WayForward puts out more shit titles than good ones. 2011-2013 was their best.
>Shantaefags ruining the thread by whining when people even think of outing their rehash
Hey, if the Shantae fans say it, it's true. Never mind that their series does the same thing.
>being this ass blasted
Aw, does Wobble Bell being dead upset you? Seems like Shantae pissed in your Cheerios or something. Which didn't happen. Oh, maybe it's because you're a gay nu-male that likes the ironically poor construction of Undertale and Shovel Knight. In which case, keep on living in the past, gramps.
>says v has no taste
>but comes here for v's critique
you cant even shitpost right, shanteshitter
I love how you didn't even try to reply to everyone calling your bullshit in previous posts and went straight for the blatant bait.
>People actually voting for Shantae
Jesus christ, theres no way people have this much faith in Wayforward. Their games are "good" at best, while the music is going to be top-notch as usual. It's like people are only voting for it with their dicks. Seriously, have you guys played a single Wayforward game? Theyre all 3 hour rides. Mighty Switch Series, older Shantae, heck even that one Adventure Time game, the literal Trash one. All had great music, but meh gameplay that didnt change the formula.
The only choice is Yooka-Laylee
Wobble Bell isn't dead, though, and my post didn't even say anything bad about Shantae. I was pointing out the hypocrisy.
>Theyre all 3 hour rides.
Just because a game is short doesn't mean it's bad.
>gay
>numale
>Undertale
No one mentioned any of these, you projecting faggot. You're single-handedly giving Shantae fans a terrible name.
People tend to just ride Wayforwards dick, and I don't understand why. All of them are pretty garbage and some of them are just plain bland.Too bad that their music is the only good thing out of their games.
Quit false-flagging.
>Theyre all 3 hour rides
The problem with most of the Shantae games is the lack of replay value. Pirate's Curse did a good job.
Bloodstained is already looking bad, I don't think people on their right minds expect anything good out of it.
Meanwhile in the far off coasts of Indiegogo Indivisible wait's all alone.
>gameplay that didn't change the formula
>the other options are literally "Castlevania but Shanoa has tats" and "Banjo Kazooie but without the Microsoft"
i knew this fanbase was filled with cringworthy waifu fags when the backer creations were all waifu shit like thr dumb swapnotes chick and the vorefag snake girl.
Shit like this is a major red flag.