Look at this nep

Look at this nep.

WOW! What a hot neepepiep.

Now turn the nep around verrrrrry slowly, and SLAM her fucking head onto the desk, and pull her panties down and begin FUCKING HER IN THE BUTTHOLE.

These games are shit and are the same game rehashed over and over again
But pathetic retards like you keep buying them because you need to jack off to your anime waifus

Its staring back at my soul....

Noire

Meh, I'd rather have Compa or Noire, desu senpai

She's okay but Nepgear is better

Little girls buttholes were made for cock.

I'll take Vert, older sister type to play video games with all day.

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But they're fun....

Haven't gotten that far in the game yet.

>People are currently bidding 100 USD to buy the wallscroll of this
I thought Nips hated Nepgear

I really wanted to enjoy these games, but I got rebirth 1 and tried it. Turns out the game is just awful. Seriously horrible to play.

I even added a nude mod to make it more interesting, but it didn't help.

But here I am, now, with over 10 hours in Neptunia Action U. The game is what I think neptunia should have been in the first place. Not only that, but the clothing destruction works fucking magic on my dick. The free camera mode means I have a boner as soon as I turn the game on.

Then imagine how it was when I got a nude mod. Fuck.

Nepgear and Uni, ram and rom, they are way better than the original 4.

I own and played the original Neptunia on PS3, I had far more tolerance for ReBirth1 after that. They're not that bad, but they're not great either.

Hate to use food analogies, but Nep games are like really cheap, sugary candy. They're not good for you, but sometimes you just want some.

I might try them again. I heard 2 focused on the candidates, which might be more interesting to me.

The instant V2 goes on sale, I'll get that one.

just pirate it

Things do pick up in ReBirth2, but it's still the same game play as before. Finished 3 recently and I'm also watching V-II, U and Noire for sales.

And this is the best version of that Nep

This Nep is amazing.

I fap to nep porn but I don't play the games because they look awful. Did I make the right choice?

I like both big nep and little nep.

No, you should play the games and watch the anime so you grow a understand of the characters to enjoy fapping to them even more.

Now look back to me.
Look at this nep.
Now look back to me.
Sadly, it isn't me.

No, you filthy secondary

I've only played vii, but the game has been surprisingly fun and entertaining so far. If you like RPGs and don't mind a lot of dialogue then I don't see why you wouldn't enjoy it.

But it's shitty anime characters, they're probably not fappable at all.

>this kills the nowa

STOP!

You're not who I replied too, right?

I'm just saying, you find yourself enjoying your faps if you have some connection to what you're fapping too.

mk2 still the best game in the series

Does Megadimension run like shit for anyone else
I mean, my rig isn't exactly high end
But there's literally no difference in fps either in 1080p or 320p, there must've been something wrong

Are you running it on a toaster?

No i'm running it on a laptop????

Yes
Eh, i guess it's kinda my fault expecting a ps4 port to be toaster friendly

>and watch the anime

bad idea

But animated Compa and Vert.

And turtles. Turtles that like peaches.

What the fuck even is a Nep?

That's rude desu.

Cute little girls with lilac hair. Usually have an insatiable craving for pudding.

a Npetuina characrer

Who is the best and why is it Neptune?

Vert is best girl because I am a spearfag.

My favorite is also Vert, but everyone is free to like whoever they want.

Best CPU is a tie between Purple and Green Heart.

>Nu Neptunia fans

>trying to make a thread shit by shit posting

Good job.

I make poost

Not even the Re;Birth system could save the first 2 games. They're just too shit.
Re;birth 3 is the same shit but with much more enjoyable characters and plot.

I'm actually enjoying playing Megadimension Neptunia. It's like they took all that dosh and experience and tried to make a better game or something.

>much more enjoyable characters and plot
FUNNEEEE JOKE

At least you're dedicated
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They should replace Blanc with her VII dream

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I wanna give Nep some memes.

>Neptune
Excellent taste.

Black heart AKA noob destroyer

Because she actually looks similar in both forms.

>Nep that'll never appear in another mainline game as we already have little nep.
>Only appeared in V-II so people could find out who captured Croire (even though we know who it was by the voice).
>Never EVER going to become a Goddess as there's already one who is one.

And the most important thing;

>Will grow old and die.

And yet, she's still better than Nep

>There will exist a canon MILF nep
Muh dick
Someone post that noire stomping a ps4

>And the most important thing;
>Will grow old and die.
At least I can grow old and die with her.

If pic related didn't exist then I'd agree with you.

>Only appeared in V-II so people could find out who captured Croire (even though we know who it was by the voice)
You make it sound like CH didn't actually want to include her, when in reality that scene at the end of Victory was specifically made to set up her appearance in VII

Why is this so erotic?

>Neptunias director is a middle age Japanese woman who is surprised the games even have a following in the west
>She's super humble and happy people like her games
Why are jap devs always so nice

Low res Nep

Let me put it like this user; if Croire wasn't captured by V Nep (who was off-screen) Compile Heart wouldn't have any reason to bring her (V Nep) into V-II.

>can't have Big Nep do Nep Nep Combination with Purple Heart in VII
The absolute worst

Nigga, I don't give a fuck about "what-ifs"
The fact is, CH put that scene at the end of Victory because they wanted to tease the appearance of another Neptune in a later game. They planned this shit out ahead of time. CH wanted Big Nep to exist.

Every time I do it makes me laugh.

I was going to say something along the lines of "they should have just made V Neptune be the Goddess of Ultra Planeptune" but then I remembered that we OBVIOUSLY can't have two small little nep's in the same team and be Goddess's at the same time. I mean, that's mk2 Nep's trait!

Would have been fucking better than giving us the abomination that is Plutia.

>we OBVIOUSLY can't have two small little nep's in the same team and be Goddess's at the same time
From a gameplay standpoint, that kinda makes sense. If V Neptune hadn't found her CPU Memory until she was an adult and as a result had her own moves and fighting style, then that would work.

Also, Victory was originally supposed to be a time travel plot, hence Plutia instead of Neptune. But CH quickly axed that angle because they didn't want to have to replace all the other goddesses, and also because they were afraid of paradox shenanigans.

I have no idea

>Big Nep becomes a CPU
>transforms into a Little Nep version of Purple Heart

And be known as Iris sister?

>But CH quickly axed that angle because they didn't want to have to replace all the other goddesses,

Its this point here that putting Plutia in was pointless. Why are you going to put in a brand new Goddess for Planeptune but keep all the original ones for the other nations?

Its bloody retarded of CH.

Noire, Blanc, and Vert probably were going to be replaced with new goddesses, but everyone threw a shitfit when they were sidelined in mk2. And of course CH was in full "we're sorry" mode with Victory because they were deathly afraid of losing their fans.

The only good thing about victory is rei

Rei's concept was okay, but they really fucked up her big moment when she took center stage as the main villain.

>be Rei
>go mad with power and destroy my nation
>decide that the other goddesses would eventually end up doing the same thing, so I seek to dethrone them
>renounce my power and let my allies order me around because I know I can't handle being the leader
>All my plans go to shit and my allies either ditch me or start treating me even worse
>my oracle decides the only thing to do is give me my power back
>oh shit she gave me the power I didn't want in the first place WHOOPS BETTER GO CRAZY NOW

What should've happened was
>get fed up with everyone shitting all over me
>decide "fuck this I was born to be a tyrant"
>take my power back willingly
>decide "if I can't be a goddess, nobody can"

I believe the power made her mad, and she knew it, thats why she tries other ways to deal with the goddesses, but thats how i see it

Yeah, that's what I said. The problem arises when she goes back to her old habits not because it's more effective for her goals and beliefs, but because she was essentially forced into it.

I really can't imagine reí thinking in efficiency, i believe she didn't do that because she doesn't want to be like, you know, an ax crazy bitch

Look at these neps.

I hope V-III can bring Rei back just as we've dug ET out and rehabilitated Atari.

I want to have intercourse with this child

>V-III
They're going to call it 5 just to fuck with people

can somebody tell me what all the nep games are and which ones are on PC?

Look at this bug

Re;Birth 1, 2 and 3
Action Unleashed
V-II

And Noire.

Nep fags are the fucking worst

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Noire is the loveliest.

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I do love me some Noire!

She just left my party. Shit sucks, man. Playing the first game, btw.

Which Nep is the most powerful?

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the one you grind the most

Why did Noire steal Ako's outfit?