What the heck? I'm stuck!! Why are old games so sloppily developed?

What the heck? I'm stuck!! Why are old games so sloppily developed?

Lay a bomb in the bottom left corner.

It's not working. The stinking game screwed me and I haven't saved in hours.

How do you take hours to reach this point in the game?

Shoot the ceiling faggot

How have you not saved in hours? There are save rooms all over the goddamned place in that game.

>filter

Cleverly disguised troll thread. Well done. You knew what you were getting into by mockballing there

shoot up

shoot the ceiling to the right of the pillar nearest the red door

fucking retarded noob shoot the top right ceiling and go back then run across the top with the fucking run button that you probably dont even know exists cuz youre a fuckin noob i bet i would have beaten the entire fucking game by now if we had started at the same time fucking worthless retard

I got the green rocket and it let me open the red door, but all that was in there were more rockets and Auto. The green rockets still won't get me out.

try shooting yourself

you know how to mockball but don't know how to get out of there?
fucking kek

Go back to where you got the green rocket and stand on the pedestal where the rocket was sitting

go back up you have to go all the way left up there and you'll fall thru the ceiling you fucking brain dead cunt fuckface faggot

Build up speed for 12 hours and travel through parallel universes

>Stand next to the platform next to the door
>Aim up
>shoot
>profit

They roughed me up last time, I couldn't even get in there without getting killed immediately. This game is dumb, I'm not wasting another hour of my life trying to get across that crumbling walkway.

>people fall for this troll

Subtle and masterful. This is what good quality bait looks like.

>I'm not wasting another hour of my life trying to get across that crumbling walkway

10/10 I kek'd.

Read the walkthrough that the game came with

you hold in the run button you fucking lobotomized rape victim

You tried. The game was almost over anyway.

10/10 would set sail again

For the love of god stop using these disgusting filters that anally rape the art direction and fuck up perfectly good pixels.