Which games allow me to be A TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH?
Which games allow me to be A TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH?
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Fable 1
Fable 2
Fable 3
You can fart on people and not even apologize.
DEVILISH
that's cold man
The uncharted series.
explain this spicy maymay
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>Spicy
W-what?
The Joker. Let old Joker put a smile on that sad face! A smile… of blood! (he holds up a dead raccoon with Christmas lights on it that spell the word “AIDS”) Aw… did the bad man scare you? What if I… go pee-pee on the Bible!
Government agent. You’ve gone too far, Joker! Stop!
The Joker. Uh oh! This clown needs to wipe up this mess… and this should do nicely… (he reaches for an American flag)
Government agent. I’m questioning everything!
We're all in this together user
LOCK ME UP
Uncharted
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
U N H O L Y
GIVE ME SOME ALE
AN THON Y BURCH
Heavily modded version of the sims. I prefer 3.
Using various official expansions and 3rd party mods, I started an wizard sex cult. I probably downloaded tons of malware, but it was worth it.
There are other mods for games like Skyrim and Fallout that let you do some behavior that is fairly twisted.
Real life
e.g: When I was a kid and had a job in my parents shop, sometimes I would take one of the chocolate bars without telling them.
As broken as it is, Alpha Protocol is one of the best examples of adapting and rewarding players based on they play the game. Acting like a murderous psychopath awards you perks that let you do more damage and reduce the cooldown on abilities that let you go fucking nuts. It also earns you the approval of other psycho's you work with, which gives you even more benefits.
Marvel shills in 5,4,3,2,1...
I don't know. Dwarf Fortress?
>game says press start button
>you can just press the A button
>game says press A button
>you just half-press it
AHAHAHA EPIC MEEMEEE!!!
>NPC asks if I completed the quest he gave me
>Say I didn't
>I actually did
D A M A G E D
could someone please post the joker version of pic related
Jesus Christ I haven't heard this in a while.
FUCKING BATMAN, DELETE THIS
>game literally lets you half-press a button, as in half of rising edge
>standard controller doesn't have A button
THIS WAY GORDON
I will never get tired of Sup Forums pretending that the DCEU movies are good.
Gta and gta clones
The new hitman game lets you litter and get in the way of people trying to take pictures. It's like a dream come true; I can be obnoxious and still get my good boy points and tendies :^)
>Playing MH
>Kill a monster after 40 minutes of fighting
>Don't even carve it even though I need the materials
H O N K A
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SAVAGE
>tendies
Excuse me, what is that?
Postal 2 is the only one I can think of. All the others listed in this thread are not really twisted.
Also new joker was fucking awful, what were they thinking.
>drop gun on floor
>hide in closet
>giggle maniacally when someone comes along and cleans up after me
normally i have to yell and punch the wall to make my mom clean up after me
They are. You're just too used to the marveldisney format to realize it.
MAAAARRRRTTHHHHAAAA
true kino, top tier dialogue here
>talk to veronica, get her to follow me
>go to brotherhood bunker
>get in with her help
>slip a dynamite into the security officer's pants
>hack into security system, set turrets to attack brotherhood personnel
>veronica gets angry, punch her face off
>activate autodestruct
You don't know where I'm going, but NEITHER DO I AHAHAHAHAH
Manhunt
>beating people in hospital when you die in Sleeping dogs
yes
You didn't get it so it's shit? Okay.
Its shit because its shit.
MOMS
Shut up Henry
>playing online
>don't do anything
>team thinks I'm akf
>I'm not
TOTALLY T W I S T E D
GONNA
I love how she'll trust you even if your a piece of shit, just as long as you say you have no problems with the brother hood
>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
I love being a psychopath
the first one.
D
>Boot up Red Dead Redemption
>Run into down
>Everyone is just going about their business
>Here comes this hopping retard in a duster coat
>Bound into saloon, trip and fall into a crowd of prostitutes
>Shove piano player in the back, head hits the keys with a "PLONK"
>Approach tophat Mexican
>"Good day pardner"
>Stab repeatedly
>Jump off balcony, spectacularly botch landing
>Shoot dog point blank
>Lasso old man
>Put him on horse
>Run from the authorities
>Reach max speed
>Plug horse in the back of the head
>Go flying into a cactus
>Commandeer stagecoach
>Run it head-on into an oncoming train
>Hop aboard, begin robbing/punching passengers
>Train comes to a stop on the side of a cliff
>Frightened passengers run out to escape the frenzy
>Fall down cliff and die
>Loot their bodies
>Throw myself off a mountain
>Fucking die
>mfw
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I played this for an hour or so and quit. Cliche story, silly combat... don't really see who would finish this
>cops kill you again
>respawn in the same hospital
>proceed to beat people again
Fun game
You leave Caim out of this.
THANKS user!
I know this is ironic but I legitimately went through a phase like this. I did a myriad of stupid shit and the idea of ruining somebody I thought was annoying used to get me off.
>convinced some guy to marry a girl I knew was mentally ill to get a VISA and she ended up going nuts
>led a gay guy from my University on for half a year, used to get him to buy me shit
>slept with a bunch of normie stacies that "didn't mess around and wanted something serious" and then dumped them after I fucked them a couple of times
Shit only changed recently but looking back on it I wonder how I ever enjoyed it.
DEVILISH
Sociopathic... like a fox!
>no spoiler text
shit screencap mods pls deleted
My guess is its Sup Forums's fault.
I am evil incarnate. Within my mind lies the power to reduce you peasants to naught but ash.
Having evolved beyond the pitiful distractions you fools call "emotions", i spend my days and nights perfecting my craft - that of crime, lies, manipulation, and other unspeakable acts that would make you ill with fear.
I don't go to the bathroom without a plan B. I'm 15 steps ahead in every interaction with a peasant. It's quite laughable the way you peons execute my every whim, all while under the delusion of free will.
Your will is my will.
UMARU!
It's always Sup Forums's fault, or Sup Forums's
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
ABSOLUTE M A D M A N
Oblivion
You can also mod tattoos onto your character so you look all messed up. Jauffre is gonna freak!
Damaged
what the name of the AWOOO girl?
WOAH
S-Stop it. You're NOT leeching off me.
>Pretentious despite having nothing deep to say.
>Shit tons of needless property damage to create a false illusion of tension.
>Characters that feel either flat or non-sensical in motivation (Not to mention how practically nobody is likable)
>Overuse of symbolic dream sequences.
>Plot points that make no sense.
>Fight scenes feel sloppy aside from that fantastic "Batman saves Martha" scene, cgi looks bad.
>No moments of levity, movie seems to be afraid of being anything but dark or pretentious.
>More pointless Christian symbolism than Evangeleon.
>Incredibly unfaithful to established characters, why even include characters like Lex and Jimmy if the character protrayed screen clearly is not Lex or Jimmy?
oh boy
New vegas?
>do you want to save your game?
>select no
>die at next part on purpose, losing an hour of play
HOOHOHOOOO HOO AHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA
>Game lets you be cucked by a honka honka
SAVAGE
The fucking irony.
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>tap the stylus to start
>use my finger instead
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>slept with a bunch of normie stacies that "didn't mess around and wanted something serious" and then dumped them after I fucked them a couple of times
Every guy in college does this lol
>play space station 13
>I am an antagonist this round, a Changeling
>just do my job as a chemist all round, commit no crimes
LOCK ME UP