Argonian's reflexively open their mouths if tickled under their jaw

>Argonian's reflexively open their mouths if tickled under their jaw

>Nords reflexively kills and rape foreigners.

>dunmer reflexively backstab and loot others

Is the Jarl flirting?

>dunmer land was based around chim worship
>sheogorath summons a meteor to fall and destroy the city
>vicic suspends it midair above his city
>so long as the people love him it will stay floating
>if they stop loving him the meteor will obliterate the capitol
>vivic disappears
>power keeping the city alive is fading
>the dunmer develope a soul well that keeps the meteor suspended
>that eventually fails too and the meteor destroys the city
>that's why the dunmer had to flee

Neat

>You will never make Dar-ma smile by tickling underher chin.

Why do the argonians look so weird in Skyrim? I think it's the beady eyes

Let's get to bashing butts

They actually look like reptiles, as opposed to how they looked in Oblivion. They're the best designed race in the game though, everyone else looks like shit except the Dunmer.

furfags pls go and stay go.

>as opposed to how they looked in Oblivion

?

They looked like reptiles in Oblivion. They were also the only race that didn't look pure potato.

They may have been scaly potatoes but they were still potatoes

So just to confirm the way I understand it, without lips, races like Argonians and Khajiit can never kiss or give blowjobs right?

>this looks like a reptile

It looks like a human with some horrible disease

They could give you the superior tailjob.

doesn't say they can't lick though. Mfw Forked tongue.

I just said Khajiit look like shit

See, the eyes are bigger and less beady

I'm not saying it's overall better design, but there's that

What they lack in lips they more than make up for in tongue

In theory, they would probably need lips to be capable of human speech

So, Skyblion when? Never ever?

>implying

>thinking scaliefags and furfags are different
You're all the same.

Well, the way they talk in-game, they clearly have lips. Lore-wise I don't know.

Please tell me there's more to this.

I'm not sure, but let me post some more of the good stuff.

Oh hey random-ass Hatton Slayden porn.

Well, probably? Hatton Slayden's on a bunch of random art/furry sites and posts ton of human-dude with non-human-lady porn, mostly in the form of comics for sale. Pretty easy to look up from there.

Good or bad?

Update never.

Doofy-looking lizards are the best lizards, obvs.

Reptiles can have pretty beady eyes

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Whoops, meant Skyblivion. I mean there's no download or faq so I'm guessing it's either going on slowly or the dream is dead

They're still pretty big compared to the size of its head

Watch out. Here comes some real degenerate shit.

DELET

Holy shit there are races in D:OS 2?

Filthier than your sugar daddy's dubstep.

Yeah dude wet tiger smell every day sounds fucking thrilling can't wait til she sheds all over the goddamn place can't wait for the hairballs in my mouth

Yes. Human, Dwarf, Undead, Elf, Lizard

They work a lot harder on Skywind and it's never coming out.

I know right?

I really like Hattons comics. They look like they actually love each other than just a random sex romp.

you know naught of the horrors you bring upon yourself riskbreaker

test

can't be much more high-maintenance than a human woman

You fucked up kid you're gonna get banned hardcore now the server is processing it slowly because it's such a big ban fuck you you're dead

>Dos2
¿¿¿

The MS-DOS sequel

>kissing
>with a barbed tongue
imagine chewing your lips

Why is male human on female anthro so perfect?

How are you playing DO:S 2?

I think kissing would be one of the lesser worries of a lover with a barbed tongue.

Moar

Divinity Original Sin 2
Fuck, I so wanted to like the first one. I hope the sequel is less goofy and cokorful shit, and more like Divine Divinity in atmosphere and artstyle

Male human on female furry is a patrician's fetish.

Thanks.

Totally vidya.

>good stuff
Needs to be a bit lewder for that title, user.

>Skyrim's great visual design for the argonians
>Males have a really charismatic voice
>The women still sound like a chain smoking Marge Simpson
Why?

This nigga gets it

HOVERHAND

What's going on in this thread?

Please user. I want to forgot about that babyfurs existence.

Aren't Matt and Woolie actually furries? I remember reading about Woolie going to some furfag-con, getting some art signed and then fucking off
I'm not sure though

Post more lewd cats

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Woolie prolly is. The others are not.

He makes some of the best scalie art there is.

Is there a mod that removes the more nord sounding grunts and stuff when you play as argonian? I wanna be a cool lizard man.

continue...

I need MORE

I've never heard anything about it and I've been watching them for a few years now

But those regular-sounding voices sound like shit. The raspy voices made them sound more like reptiles.

>dem paws

My...only...weakness. Not a furry i swear

>Matt loves red pandas so much that he comissioned art work of himself as a red panda to use as a twitter icon, bought a red panda onesie, said the red panda was his spirit animal, and made a video that had nothing to do with video games of "Baby Matts Big Day at the Zoo" so he could look at red pandas
yeah it's just Woolie

>hmmm love
>the power... Of love....
>maybe we can replace it with a machine that torturs souls and then sends them directly to hell!
Dunmer, not even once.

As well as deez nuts

Cats have lips, all mammals except monotremes can succ.

Nords reflexively let redguards rape them because they're progressive.
SKYRIM YES

Yeah I was talking to my reptile friend the other day and his voice is raspy as hell.

Sorry user, I can't really post the lewd stuff.
What babyfur? I'm just posting some nice art.
I kinda wish he did lewd stuff, but at the same time it would lose its charm.

I'm gonna make that mod.

woah hey guys

O-Otacon?

didn't clavicus vile fuck it up?

Nonsense. Lewds can be very tasteful with the right touch.

I would prefer a machine that tortures my soul and sends it to hell, rather than the power of love by huey lewis and the news

>not sneaking up on your argonian wife with a potion of invisibilty and stroking under her chin then jumping in for a surprise kiss

>they retconned qt lizard girls

I have read that comic many times, and it still makes no sense to me.

>get hit as an argonian in morrowind
>[angry screeching and hissing]
>get hit in skyrim
>generic dude grunting

why

Because they don't care anymore, they're rich

In any game with race selection, the vast majority will stick with humans/human looking races so why bother?

It was kinda strange how the orc was the only seperately voiced race in skyrim.

It's supposed to be sweet

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That is a princess of royal bood with the best genes of her race.

You're playing an average citizen.

Animals still have voices. When reptiles/amphibians make sounds it's really raspy.

>Lizard
>Breasts