He doesn't main the strongest, most beautiful tank

>He doesn't main the strongest, most beautiful tank

What's your excuse?

>he's a n00b

I don't care. I don't play this game. Just post overwatch fap material and I'll be on my way after fapping.

I've never played overwatch but I want Zarya to demolish my pelvis

She doesnt have a horse cock.

This
No fat futa cock, no buy

I'm sticking with Mercy.

Everything will be okay.

But I do!
Here, have a picture.

Close.

0% pick rate
lol

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>competitive overwatch

Sorry I main the best boy

Her tits aren't that big.

Literally the worst healer in the game now

But I do

That's the idea.

my excuse is I play with a controller

>those eyes

I started playing Zarya for the gameplay (so much fun) but now shes totally my waifu.
Once you start hearing her voice lines and seeing the victory poses and intros she starts to grow on you.

She's hard to play

people actually care about and play this garbage game? I figured the game was only there to spawn more lewd art

-Welcome to the gun show
-Do yo you even lift?
-I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear

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>You will never smell the sweat under a woman's breasts

WHY EVEN LIVE

I really want that fucking skin but I'm having no luck, even though my level just rolled over so I'm getting fast crates. And even though I had 4k gold saved up for when they released new skins in case there was something I wanted.

She's pretty great. I'm surprised at how low her play rate is actually.

The whole muscular girl thing doesn't even bother me because I've slept with a girl I met at the gym, and was really into weight training (nowhere near as huge as Zarya but still very cut and toned) and she is one of the more well adjusted, feminine, women I've ever met.

It's ironic really, Zarya is their appeal to "women are as strong as men" thing but they didn't go full SJW and make her a dyke, so she's just another chick imo.

They're pretty large.

really boring to play

>zarya
>low play rate

I do.

I really want this skin, her weapon looks so sexy

>tfw i got both her olympic skins

feels good

I prefer the Chinese one

>you will never suffocate between mei's thighs

why live?

I don't own overwatch. And if I did I would only ever play if it was high noon.

>competitive overwatch

>tfw you will never passionately hump these two in missionary position balls-deep with their legs clenched tight around your body. sucking on their jiggling breasts while they arch and moan, then flooding them with your seed while they orgasm hard around your length