The last person you've talked to has to finish the last game you've played in less than a week or you get tortured and...

>The last person you've talked to has to finish the last game you've played in less than a week or you get tortured and then killed.
>You have to talk that person into playing the game too.

How fucked are you?

>My little brother
>AM2R
I'll be fine.

>My dad
>last game I played was Ys VIII on Nightmare difficulty

RIP me.

>grandma
>Diablo 2

I'm fucking dead

> My friend who thinks weeb shit is cancer
> Last game I played was a Neptunia game

I might as well kill myself now.

>slightly normie friend who plays a lot of smash
>path of exile
not sure

>my dad
>persona 3

Please do It fast.

>My friend with whom i play fighting games
>Skullgirls
GG dat was easy

>my 13yo brother
>MegaMan Battle Network 3

As long as he doesn't have to beat the postgame I'll be fine

the last person i've talked to is myself and i've never played a video-game

>roomate who likes games and netflix
>quantum break

I'll be fine.

>the person I'm talking about ZTD has to play ZTD
hah.

>my housemate who is a grill
>men of war: assault squad

yeah, I'm pretty fucked.

>pokemon ORAS hack
>nigger at the burger joint

yeah i'm dead

My little brother or my mom I can't remember which was more recent. Dragon's Crown.

I'm fine, my brother's already beat it and my mom used to play a lot of videogames.

>mom
>Fire Emblem: Fates SE cart with all 3 campaigns
Död.

>My boyfriend
>Stalker
im good

>implying it takes more than 4 brain cells to beat ORAS

>Mother
>No Man's Sky
I'm dead, kiddo

In a way just booting up a sandbox game is beating it. If you have no goals then you've already won.

>thats the joke

what if its a multiplayer game

>my alcoholic half-dead 64 year old dad who probably has adult onset ADD
>Deus Ex

finally, the sweet release of death

>some random tradie at work
>GW2

Yeah, nah. I'm ded.

>fiance
>Rome Total War
>playing as Rome
I'll be fine.

>Hey dude, if you don't finish AM2R in less than a week I'm gonna get tortured and killed
>I beat it in three days on normal, so if you play it on easy it'll be no problem, especially since I can tell you where to go
A-okay.

My coworker best friend
Saints Row IV.
I'm good

>some close friends
>Terraria
considering that we just got done playing it together, shouldn't be an issue

The last game I played that can be beaten (no multiplayer or open ended games) was Ass Creed Black Fag, and that shit basically plays itself. I can't remember for sure who I talked to last, but Im sure my boss, the cute receptionist or the crazy hobo on the bus wouldn't have any trouble.

>My stepsister
>GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony
I don't know how I feel about this.

>roommate
Jagged alliance 2

I can get it done with in 5 hours if I can look up something if not 1 week is more then enough.

If its 1 week in game then I might be fucked It all depends on how fast I can run into the queen

>Dad
>Mario & Luigi Dream Team

ez

kek

>twin brother
>dcss
he has beaten it a few times so I'm sure he could again in a week. Minotaurs and Gargoyles exist

>my mom
>ut2004

well, it's a multiplayer game so I think I broke your shitty ass psycho game

>brother from another mother
he has taste in games. he will listen

>Chelsea and the Seven Devils
>My mom
guess who's a dead man

can you really beat Tekken 2?

Either way my mom probably won't save me no matter what it is

it's that Fear?

pls be a grill

My boss
Dark Souls 2: SOTFS

Fuck looks like I'm a deadman

>Some random old guy who talked to me in the elevator
>Doom
Well fug

>My boss
>GTAV
Fuck

>Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>my friend who speedruns Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Never before have I been given an easier task.

>tortured
Cheeky cunt. I wouldn't mind otherwise.

Last game, huh
>MMO
>endless mobage
>another MMO but probably doesn't count since I just log in to get my daily event shit
Fuck, what else.
Oh.
>Project Diva f
>my mother
Well, it's one of the easier divas and Easy exists so she could manage. She knows I'm a borderline weeaboo faggot and even encourages that so shouldn't be much of an issue. That is, if I can actually tell her what's going to happen if she doesn't. I can, right? Right? Because I'm fucked if not.

>my dad
>siralim 2
i mean it's got a main quest, but it's essentially an infinite game
there's no ending
the game scales into infinity
it never ends

not looking forward to the torture, but i'll take that sweet release of death

>my wife
>any vidya
F

>My 81 year old grandfather who has never picked up a video game in his life and has no interest in them
>Spyro the Dragon

I'm fucked.

>my waifu
>chrono trigger

She has beaten it before, so itll be k.

Litle brother

Final fantasy tactics.

The faggot just finished it a month ago in his cellphone and now its playing the sequel...

THE GREAT ASPERGO PREDICTS YOU ARE A NEET

My mom.

Neptunia VII. Pretty easy desu.

it's literally the game he just stated

>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
>last person I talked to is my best friend who won't play any game on the PC unless you can use a controller because he "can't be fucked with kb/m"

I'M FUCKED.
AND YES HE'S A FUCKING CASUAL CUNT

>skyrim
>my cousin who loves skyrim
coolio

Hey, looks kinda fun. Maybe I should pirate it after all.

She has to win a game against the last guys you played with

>My gf
>Darksiders
She already beat it once before, I'm sure she can do it again. It's only like 8-10 hours long.

Why am i surprised there are so many neets

>My dad
>Dragon's Dogma
I don't even think I could finish that piece of shit

>sister
>rhythm heaven megamix
ez

>The friend I just finished playing Dead Rising: Off the Record with
>Dead Rising: Off the Record
I think I'll be okay.

I don't live with her, I talked to my mom on the phone, faggot. Do you not know what those are?
I am a NEET though.

>The cashier woman at my local supermarket
>Nicalis 3DS Cave Story Port on Hard Mode

Give me the noose now so I don't have to suffer later.

why does my dad being the last person i've talked to make me a neet?
i literally have work in 4 hours

>talking to family = neet
Wut

i literally just got back from work

>My friend
>Dragon's Lair
I'm fine

I'm 18. And I have a job, faggot.

>A hooker
>Etrian Odyssey IV
I'm probably dead.

>Brother
>MH: Generations

Yeah, he'd be fine. He gets really autistic about things and learns everything about them, so if I could just convinced him to play it, he'd have Village completely done in 3 or 4 days.

>dentist
>dead or alive xtreme 3

It's over, might as well fap for a week.

>Indian telemarketer working an "air duct cleaning" scam
>Starbound

I don't know how this will turn out

>My little sister (12 years old)
>SSBM

Define ''finish''

>my mom
>Total Warhammer

She can't even get past the second Goomba in super mario, I'm fucked

McDonald's doesn't count user

Unlocking every character?
Looks like you're in the clear.

You never know, my dentist was really into RTS, we got chatting and he used to play C&C and old Warcraft etc.

>NEET
>Not in Employment, Education, or Training
>"A job doesn't count user!"
work is work
income is income

>Scour the streets for your missing sperm worm
>Finally find her, smoking her sixth cigarette since you've seen her last
>Frantically hand her a 3DS
>"The fuck is this?"
>"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN YOU NEED TO BEAT THIS"
>"Fuck off, freak."
>Punch her in the face
>"PLAY ETRIAN ODYSSEY OR YOU DIE BITCH"

>not be neet by getting a job
>except ones I dont wanna work at

>jak and daxter
Ill be fine.

>teaching my dad to play Il-2 BoS

Fortunately to "beat" the game you just have to keep playing missions to unlock the cutscenes.

>My fiancee
>AM2R
I should be fine. She'd definitely get it done ASAP and since she's not terrible at games she won't take longer than a few days, especially with my life on the line

I should clarify that it's a middle aged female dentist.

English teacher in a third world country
Pays decently though.

I'll just give her all my life savings to play the game, I doubt she has played a video game before but whatever might as well try.

>my roommate who skips cutscenes in games, doesn't like story games, and is generally stupid
>Pathologic

I'm fucked.

The real problem is trying to talk him into playing it, he doesn't ever do anything I want him too.

>An elderly Hispanic lately I work with who barely speaks any English
>DS3
I dont know, I had a Hispanic friend growing up in his mom was super into my tyranids when I brought them over. And I know this one mexican girl who draws a lot of creepy dark soulsesque stuff.

>Zach
>Play metal slug x

The nigga only plays mobas but I believe in him.
Unless he has to 1cc I'm fucked.

I was just playing Destiny with my brother, who gave me my copy of the game. And it's vanilla with no DLC, so I'll be fine. Especially if I help him using his Titan.

>My Dad
>MGS4
I'm most likely fucked. He used to play arcade games but nothing more complex than that and the Metal Gear games have particularly complex control schemes for people not into games, and I think he'd have the hardest time with that. Maybe he could do it on easy though in a week.

user's at least getting some puss all week before he bites the dust.

>My dad who hates games
>Legend of Mana
Fuck.

>implying niggers have a brain

>My NEET friend
>Furi

He actually is really close to beating it, so, i'm ok

Eh MGS4's controls are a bit more standard when compared to the others so you'd have a good chance.

Get the solar gun just to be safe.

>my girlfriend
>Freespace 2 (w/ flight stick)

>Imouto
>Monster Girl Quest

Well, I wanted to die anyway.