EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM AT NIGHT THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER IN THERE

EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM AT NIGHT THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER IN THERE

Every time he uses the bathroom at night there's a fucking human in there.

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For the past week straight, I think I've seen a spider scurry under my bed every single night. It always happens right when I'm about to go to bed, too.

Maybe you shouldn't fucking barge in while the spider is using the restroom. Ever consider that, asshole?

Be grateful you little bitch. I've had all kinds of shit to deal with in my bathroom over the years. Silverfish, Carpet Beetles, Ants of both Carpenter and non Carpenter variety, fucking bedbugs (hooray working at a cable company) and here you are whining like a little bitch about a bug that eats all that other nasty shit and minds its own business.

pft 99% of spiders are not dangerous,next time you see one,let it live because it kills other bugs for you

Nut up or shut up, bitch.

Sometimes when i masturbate on the bathroom there are people spying me.

Remember the basics of CQC

All bugs scare me, except for spiders, no idea why.
Also, they EAT the creepy insects, so I basically love seeing them around my room.
They feel like guard dogs.

>spiders mind their own business
>i just got bit by one

EVERY NIGHT YOU BARGE INTO THE SPIDERS HOME, SHIT IN IT AND STINK UP THE PLACE, FUCK YOU TOO!

EVERY TIME I GO TO THE VIDEOGAMES BOARD THERE'S A FUCKING NON-VIDEOGAMES THREAD THERE

Bitch I found one of these faggots on my toothbrush.

This is why I like you guys.

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FUCK ME SIDEWAYS M8
THERES A FUCKING SPOIDER IN THE FUCKIN LOO
BETTER GET THAT MORTEEN TO SPRAY THE CUNT, STREUTH

DO YE COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER

Those are literally as much of a non-issue as spiders. In fact even moreso because they do all the beneficial bug killing of spiders with absolutely zero risk of ever attacking you.

House centipedes are fucking bro-tier.

I live in hawaii

I see these in my bathroom and in my backyard sometimes

wanna trade?

>piss in toilet
>some of the piss splashes back onto my leg

i fucked one once

>a fly made it's way into my ziplock pee bag
>trap it in there
>it dies drowning in my pee

WHERE WATER FLOWS AND THE POOP PLUNDERS

Do you guys ever look into your bathroom mirror at night and get scared?

Try moving out of Brazil/Australia

Dude
That is metal

i do but only because i have a photographic memory of how i used to look and it reminds me of mortality

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DELETE THIS

Are you all living in Australia or something?

Spiders eat all kinds of asshole bugs that fly in your ear at night, they are the bros you need but apparently are too much of a bitch nigga to understand

>Live in Brazil
>Apartment on the 10th floor
>No bugs
Feels good.

That's fine but I don't want them on my teeth cleaning supplies.

keep it mate

Yes
Sometimes i see Big Boss there and it scares the shit out of me

WTF!!! if you get trapped in that web.....

their bite is like legitimately terrible but they aren't aggressive rly you just need to get them the fuck out

>not keeping a spiderbro in every room to catch gaylord flies and other garbage

>look into mirror
>there's a fat guy with crazy eyes looking at me
>scream
Errytime

this isnt funny

it just really fits

>playing video game
>giant ass spider skitters across the wall in front of you
>it disappears behind your desk

Huh.

>Live in Brazil

Huenigger your entire continent-sized country is infested with huebugs and even worse, BRs

Spiders lives matter

>wake up
>there's a roach on the ceiling directly above you

Post cute Vidya spiders

Roaches horrify me.

Thankfully I have a guard wolf spider.

This. Fuck flyfags

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>sit crossed legged on your chair the rest of the night in case it pops out from the gap between the desk and the floor

I see these far more often than I see spiders in my bathroom.

>House is surrounded by spiders
>Almost never find them inside
They know not to fuck with me. Last time I found a spider in my house I took it outside and ate it in front of the others.

>pitch black room in front of mini laptop's monitor
>two inch sized spider webs down from the ceiling in front of tiny monitor
>instantly disappears between the bezels of the monitor
>flip the fuck out run to get a light
>HES GONE

disgusting, my nigga

>try to sleep
>there's a roach skittering on the headstand of your bed inches from your head
fuck these cocky fucks

A centipede just fell off my wall to somewhere behind my dresser. I felt better knowing where it was.

>go to that kids house
>he has a basement
>we don't go down there there are centipedes
>don't believe him
>go down
>literally bugs covering every wall and all over the ground
Mfw

>wake up
>see a 30 inch spider on the ceiling
>lmao it's not really there

thanks for posting that picture, I just remembered I need to buy a can of Raid.

The only time I've ever seen a cockroach was visiting some family in his Chicago apartment.

Feels good not living in a bug infested shithole.

do some people not know what the fuck a bug bomb is? they dont even have to really set it up just push down the spray til it latches and toss that fuck down the hole. i cant understand being content with what you describe

You're not fooling me spider.

I don't mind spiders but roaches freak me the fuck out, vilest thing in existence

>lived in a shitty house as a kid
>almost every fucking night I felt a motherfucking roach suddenly skuttle over my feet under my desk and I had a fucking spasm

Those shits made me afraid of floors for fucks sake

Fuck off weeb trash

Florida is hell

CHECK YOUR WALLS RIGHT NOW

My Hawaiian brother.

Mainlanders will never understand the horror of a true centipede.

mom is going to get quite upset

spider bro right where i left him
thats about all

>live in apartment complex
>never any roach problems
>sleep over at friend's house 2 doors away
>sleep on floor
>have to pee, turn on the light
>roaches scurrying everywhere around our sleeping bags
I then snuck into their sisters room so I could kiss her

>lived in hawaii
>geckos on all the walls all the time
>gecko eating a mango
>geckos clearly just not giving a fuck anymore about humans and hanging out on top of the TV

when i lived in oahu for two years i never saw a single one, didnt even see any bugs anywher actually, they must not be a big problem.

Spiderfags need to get out of Sup Forums

>like 50 fat ass spiders outside my kitchen window every night
I like to think they've got it pretty made with the light attracting tons of free food.

>tfw saw a bug crawling in the hallway
>thought it was a cockroach so grabbed the raid and sprayed the shit out of the baseboard it was hiding under
>turned out it was a centipede
>he starts losing his balance, tried to climb the wall and fell, couldn't walk properly after
>put him out of his misery

I'm so sorry little buddy ;_;

>fruit fly in toilet
>attempt to pee him out of the air like a WWII AA gun

>go on vacation in Central America
>monkeys bark like dogs all night
>monkeys sit outside the house bang on the fucking windows at night

You know what makes me sad? This is a type of thread that would be posted regularly in 2011/12/13 and people would just go along with it. Now these goofy offtopic threads are rare. It's all ecelebs and twittter screencaps and Sup Forums-nonsense.

>wake up
>a fly is literally buzzing in your ear

You might have seen one of these around. Very small striped jumping spiders.

If you observe them or look at them for a small period of time, they'll notice you and stare back at you. I'm not even kidding, try it the next time you see one.

wouldn't that leave a bunch of gross insect corpses everywhere

have you guys really not heard of brooms either?

>wake up
>there's a shitload of wasps flying around in your room and they made a nest in the slight opening of your window

Spider wouldn't be scurrying like that.
Probably a house centipede.

I do this all the time with jumping spiders.

I love them so much, they're the best to watch.

Most spiders will watch you.

And this really happened to me, thought I was fucking dreaming

don't wanna sweep up a bunch of grosso bug corpses no way jose

>old food lying around the kitchen
>small black bugs flying around apartment
>too lazy to do anything about it

kill yourselves frogfuckers

yea house centipedes do that

house centipedes crawl on u when u sleep but you never know it

they bite a lot too

>Go to that kid's house
>attic is filled with wasps
>wasps occasionally wander from the attic to where people are

yeah but, BUT THEY ARE STILL BENEATH THE HOUSE

i dont know why but im under the impression jumping spiders are more aware than other spiders, maybe it's just because their eyes are more visible.

Yeah I got gnats too

somebody post the sour cream microwave thing

you know what i mean

>kill a baby roach literally one minute before seeing this thread
>tfw there's probably ten more where that came from

> try to catch roach
> it climbs wall
> flies across the room