Meanwhile, at Sup Forums island

>meanwhile, at Sup Forums island..

Palmstation 4 has no coconuts

>can't pirate on bone

The island is water-cooled

Man this fucking beast is scaring the shit out of me, who else thinks we should put on some war paint, get spears and hunt this fucker

Maybe we could leave a pig head out to placate it?

>he fell for the coconut meme

But first, kill that guy with glasses

These leaves are procedurally generated

Shut the fuck up and play rock
That or start putting rocks in the water. We need then to be as smooth and polished as possible.

Iu don't want your rocks looking all jagged and clumpy do you?

I'll design a war paint design.
Wait, this isn't Sup Forums.

how does Hurley stay so fat?

>jolly roger character doesn't post
Well now I just look like an idiot

I miss 4craft

> *steps out from smoke-filled hut. Teeth blackened from too much time at the fire chewing at blackened bones*
"Anons! I come before you with great news! I have cracked it! I've finally done it!".
> produces small clay cup with a strange black powder.
"Finally! Our society can move past this foolishness! Our future is sure! Now, let us strike the earth!"
> throws clay cup into fire.
> hut explodes, cratering.
> a rich seam of metal is unveiled at the bottom of the crater.
"ALL WILL SHARE IN THE WEALTH OF THE MOUNTAIN!".

Maybe if you stopped playing bone and played with 4 rock everything would be fine

It just works

Everyone who lives on the right side of the island is a faggot

Clearly the left side is superior, fucking rightards

You see those mountains?

But if you're on the other end of the island the left is the right and the right is the left.

Are you saying all of us are faggots?

guys we need to find some women or we're going to go extinct

You're the biggest faggot of all, I think.

Boom-man said so.

All leaves are procedurally generated, dipshit. The tree doesn't go "oooh I wonder how I should make this one" every time it sprouts a new leaf.

Sorry let me rephrase that. Everyone who lives on the east side of the island are retards. Everyone knows the west side has more fruits.

fucking Eastards, don't fall for their blatant shilling

I think we should climb that mountain to see where we are

Screw women, we got sissy bitches.
They would just censor Rock anyway

This water has nice graphics

I'm opening up Nintendo of Island guys, what do you think we should do for translations?

Okay so the first escape raft failed
I hope the next one fails too so i can make a meme of it

That's a lie, trust me, i'm a tree

No one will find us in our secret underground island volcano lair.

Now to formulate our most dastardly plan to BRING A END TO VIDEO GAMES!

He didn't deserve to die, man.

>Sup Forums really think that they can survive in a island
TOP FUCKING KICK YOU Sup ForumsIRGINS WILL STARVE IN FEW DAYS OR GET KILLED BY PREDATORS.

Call it reddit, and spam the threads with shitposts!

>wanting to escape

can somebody help me climb this tree and get the coconuts?

Yes, and getting killed by alligators will become a meme.
Problem?

Fuck westards

Gove me the delegates.

Give every character hula skirts to make it appropriate for island sensitivity.

Check out my razer

Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Spill her blood.

ITS BEEN 1 YEAR SINCE WE GOT STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE IM TIRED OF THIS

Guys, someone's burning our weed fiel-
Wait, where's that music coming from?

next gen will take another 6 years, user

I love how happy the tall exeggutor is.

This was an unbelievably racist book.

At one point, Ralph calls Jack's group "A bunch of painted niggers".

Sup Forums probably loves it

>muh exclusive eastern fruits

they're shit

JUST A GAME

This sounds radical, but what if we kill Chad?

No, we're civilized people! We must uphold British values or descend into savagery!

When's the next orgy? I missed the last one when I was out fishing.