ITT: Times you acted like the Joker in video games

ITT: Times you acted like the Joker in video games

>Title menu says press any button
>I press the power button

I'M FUCKING DAMAGED MAN!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sometimes I ask people riddles on online games and if they get it wrong i scream into the mic or play really loud music.

Joker is so funny

>shotgun is recommended against short to mid range targets
>use it against a long range target
SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP

was the movie bad or good

>go in reverse in any racing game

Yes.

>Somebody asks a question
>Mathematician's answer
DAMAGED

I rebound the crouch botton from CTRL to C.

Bad until the director's cut extended special edition blu-ray with all the deleted scenes put back in.

Is this a new meme? It's pretty bad, to be honest. You can do better Sup Forums, apply yourself. C-

>DPS asks me to heal them
>I start healing them and only them

THEY'RE GONNA LOCK ME UP

>saving don't turn off the power
>turn it off

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>letter grades instead of pass/fail

SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP

>guy shouting at people to change class as there is too many of one class
>Change to that class
HONKA HONKA

>rebound pretty much every single key except WASD to my programmable mouse buttons

BAZINGA

>latest TF2 update
>Heavy vs Pyro contest
>Pick team Heavy
>Didn't play Heavy at all during the contest

So the new Joker was shit? Haven't seen the movie but the girls in my group loved it.

>Paul suggests I do non lethal takedowns
>Choose the GEP gun

PILLS AGAINST MY ORDERS

Leto please stop, just stop. Your performance as the Joker is shit and Ledger is still the best Joker

>play Injustice
>pick The Joker

It was OK. Doesn't deserve the terrible reviews it's getting, but it certainly has its flaws, and Leto being a shitty Joker is the first that comes to mind.

>pressing esc when Pajama Sam is walking into the next zone to skip the animation
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>todd tells me to just buy fallout 4
>pirate it

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

That is what you do if you are not a fucking retard who wishes to get arthritis before 30.

This people worked up about "Carmack's ghost" I swear to god, he made it that way for a reason and he was right, I think that Ctrl for crouch came from Half-Life, the most degenerate thing ever, why do I have to make acrobatics with my small finger when I can just use my thumb for crouching and jumping?

Even in some exceptional games where you can jump while crouching, its not hard at all to press C and space bar at the same time with the thumb, certainly much easier than crippling my pinkie with Ctrl.

Get fucked newfags

They're not being serious, but I can't be surprised it went over your head seeing as how you think ledger was the best.

Reminder not to encourage this degeneracy.

>play ASSFAGGOTS
>pick my favorite character disregarding the tightly enforced meta

MADMAN

>game has DENUVO
>pirate the "streamrip, no crack" on day 1 and wait

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Get told to stay on Sup Forums
>Posts on Sup Forums anyway

AhaHAHahahHaHAhaHa

>playing doom
>use the pistol even after i get the chaingun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>play franchise for first time
>"Normal: This difficulty is for players who are expierenced with FRANCHISE games"
>click it anyway

THE DREAMS IN WHICH IM DYING ARE THE BEST IVE EVER HAD

> BAZINGA
I'M SICK OF HEARING SHELDON'S VOICE IN MY HEAD
FUCK

>tell team im going out for a smoke and not to start without me
>leave the house and go to the bar for 3 hours

MOMS GONNA FREAKKK

>claims other people are retarded
>thinks arthritis from finger placement on a keyboard

Kek, I bet you also think cracking knuckles gives people arthritis.

>acrobatics with my small finger
If you're moving with wasd, the left side of your palm is already over the ctrl key, you don't need to use your pinky at all

Wont happen. Director said that the final cut is his definitive edition.

>complain about Leto
>praise Ledger in the same breath
AHEAD OF THE CURVE

>Play bf
>Play recon with a sniper rifle without a scope
>Stay on the front line
Salt instead of sugar levels of damaged.

It was fucking generic and mediocre at best
At some point in the movie i forgot that it was about Villain and not super heros

>They made the characters way to empathetic.
>3 act is a mess.
>Jumpcuts and bad editing everywhere.
>The actual plot sucks
>The main villain sucks.
>Joker could be taken out of the movie and it would have stayed the same
>PG13
>what the fuck did Harly do in this movie other then be SO RANDUMB XD

It's only saving grace was Will Smith

Im just about done watching more of this Sup Forums same shit

Yeah, Will Smith was literally the only saving grace of the movie

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>guy screams at me in a ranked game
>start dying on purpose until he ragequits

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is now a Hitler thread
Post your rare Fuhrers

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MADMAN
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are you high?

he was shit as usual

I killed someone in a video game, there's no going back from here

Doctor Mengele I'm ADOLF

Compared to literally everything else in the movie, senpai
>as usual
Oh, I see

I thoroughly enjoyed and even loved Jared Leto as the Joker.

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>captcha asks me to select all images with food
>select the ones with street signs instead
LOST MY MARBLES

>narrator tells you to go through the left door
>you jump to your death
HONKA
O
N
K
A

You press a key with your palm? wtf?

And I dont't know if you are asian or what, but my hands are not that small, the left side of my palm is below the Ctrl key, it would be stupid and unprecise anyway.

I thought he was fine but he literally played Will Smith, it didn't feel like Deadshot at all.

>Doesn't deserve the terrible reviews it's getting
Yes it fucking does, it was edited into a hot mess. Maybe there was a decent movie in there at some point but it's not what was released in theaters.

This is what it says in Russian history literature about one of the Greatest Politicians and Military men of our time

>character asks if he can join your party
>NO

IM FAR TOO GONE MAN. FAR TOO GONE

It felt like all the segments featuring Joker were written by someone who writes Joker and Harley Quinn fan fic.

>pic
Bantz city. Can't wait for the new show.

>pick dazzle
>click hover mid lane
SOMEBODY STOP ME

Anyone else watch the last joker update?

I use the underside of my left hand's pinky knuckle to press CTRL. It's really easy.

Nicholson plays himself with Joker makeup.

Romero only has that creepy laugh

Leto is basically the retard version of the gook animated Batman. Tried to hard to show mentally damaged by drugs, but Ledger does it better, with the movement of his eyes, licking lips and the way he stands. You can get lost with Ledger's performance, but with Leto's so ridiculous it takes you out of the film. That's bad acting

>gassed
>shot onside gas chambers
>drowning kids
>shooting infants
>45 guillotines
>drained of blood
>candy given to kids
All sound pretty legit to me

>set on fire
>forces sex change
Seem like they could've happened for 'scientific reserach'

He was the worst part of the movie and it was clear where his ego ruined the film and sucked up screen time.

>forced gender change

People with normal sized hands don't suffer from this.

Pretty much. Will Smith could only play himself, which is fine if you like him but not if you want him to play an actual character.

see
hes been playing the same exact character since wild wild west

Put that crap character in a crap movie in obviously its not going to be good

For once jai courtney didn't drain the life out of the film and played one of the more comical characters. Probably because it wasn't a character and they told him to be his usual strayan self.

>its a capture quest
>tell everyone ill bring traps so dont worrie
>wait around to get all the traps from the box and quit
I CANT WAKE UP

>not NSDAP
baka

Remember when you could just type nigger into the captcha? Absolute madmen times

>game has profanity filters
>still manage to sneak in offensive and racist name

HONKA HONKA

I put 1 ice cube on will smith's drink.

>rescue civilians
>kill all of them except for one to clear the mission

I'M ON THE LOOSE

>Mod Fallout 4 and add tiddies
TODDS GONNA FLIP!

I hate normalfags.

Capeshit is normalfag shit.

>"Are you sure you want to exit? Y/N"
>Y
>I wasn't sure

LOCK ME UP

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leto's joker was just as shit and try hard as keith's

Unless your hands are in a static position all the time it requires you to re-accommodate your hand as it is a very specific section of your finger, I just tried and at moments the underside of my left hand's pinky knuckle was above shift instead of Ctrl, maybe you are used to it, but felt very uncomfortable to me.

What is normal sized? There is no such thing, C works for everyone, if Ctrl requires a specific size that isn't compatible with everyone, then why the fuck are people trying to force it as a standard just because it works for them in particular? It just pisses me off.

I know people that uses the arrow keys and Enter with the pinky for jumping (not sure how they crouch, probably Right Ctrl or 0 in numeric pad), its less fucked up, but I still feel I have to make much effort to reach it, I have to calculate it, fine if it works for some people, but you can't make that a standard.

Thank fucking god PCs aren't like consoles and in 99% of games you can remap keys.

Terrible.

"theres a 6000 year old witch that can literally destroy the entire planet. Let's get a bunch of throwaway bad guys to beat her. Let's especially get Harley Quinn since she has a baseball bat. That'll trump any missle our military than throw at the witch."

Also, el dialbo was a cunt. He doesn't do anything the entire movie and then defeats the final boss thing by turning into some flaming god himself in under 30 seconds. Where the fuck were you the entire movie, bro?

All the characters lack any sort of development and you don't care about them. The joker was also on screen a total of maybe 10 minutes and that's being generous. Then again, the actor who played him was horrendous so that's a good thing.

>play as a healer
>heal the enemies instead

I'M NUCLEAR

>Sup Forums tells me to not sexualize a character
>I do and it feels so good

TRY AND STOP ME

>Todd tells me to buy Fallout 4 Season pass
>Buy New Vegas instead
THROW AWAY THE KEY

this was a meme on Sup Forums for months before the movie even came out

The literal worst version of the Joker, hands down.

>get to the boss doors in Megaman
>don't jump through them

Like the entire movie when it wasn't Joker/Harvey melodrama was about him giving up his fire powers.

>mum said i could only have 5 cookies beofre dinner
>she doesnt know about the doubble cookies
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>king Harlaus tells me to deliver a message to some random lord
>I don't deliver it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>make game
>say it has multiplayer on multiple occasions
>it doesn't

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>buy game about anime girls with T&A
>never fap to them

CASTRATE ME RIGHT NOW

why would anyone cast jared leto as joker?
he has no charisma

In Battlefield 4 I take helis to reach my destination and I crash them even if people are inside.
#damaged

>harlaus invites you to a feast
>decline because you've already 10 stacks of butter
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

Fuck you

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