This game is complete dogshit

This game is complete dogshit

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What do you consider "complete" dogshit? Does it require a certain smell? Maybe that slight streak of red?

Personally, for me, it has to have been obviously stepped in and have at least one fly nearby.
It also needs all the DLC.

Agreed honesty
Shitty gameplay hiding behind shitty humor

>Shitty gameplay
Stop living anytime.

It's a ton of fun once you realize that you can kill nearly every enemy in the game by sprinting and jumping onto them.

I agree, and all of its supposed 80sness felt misapplied and ingenuine.
One of my biggest disappointments in recent years.

memes xD

Plz no dlc, it means more dogshit

>Shitty gameplay
Thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ that this isn't true and the sales reflect that.

>Robocops sidearm
>A quad barrel shotgun
>Shurikens
>The fucking killstar.
>Solid shooting mechanics
Shitty game.
>U wat m8?

it absolutely is

But take any game and throw some 80's neon over it, and Sup Forums will praise it like the greatest thing since sliced bread

Its the exact same shitty gameplay of the farcry series but with cyborg enhancements

You are complete dog shit

I played it for 20 minutes and uninstalled.
I restarted the game twice because it didn't save my game.
Intro went forever and the tutorial was supposed to be funny but it wasn't.
So whatever each to his own

not him, but far cry is a festering abortion of FPS gameplay

No Mans Sky sold like hotcakes buddy

Not Blood Dragon, unless you played it like some kind of autistic military shooter.

Here's a tip: Run and gun.

I had fun :^)

U wot m8

Got any more of the reloads?

blood dragon is one of my favorite games
>based biehn
>great soundtrack
>the atrocious one liner humor
>satisfying combat

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I am sorry you did not felt the fun.

I felt the fun, it was fun, I had fun.
I am therefore better than you.

You are sad.

Couldn't get into it. Loved FC3 and bought this day 1 since I thought it was some expansion. The color was way to much and I didn't really care for the humor.

>best entry in the franchise
>complete dogshit

BD > FC1 > FC3 > FC4 > FC2 > P

> implying running and gunning against the same two retarded enemies as you clear out the copypasted bases is fun


The best thing about Blood Dragon is that it taught me how awful Far Cry is

>u're an idiot
This game is gonna give me leukemia, where all this love is coming from Sup Forums

The open world bullshit was bad, I agree, but the gameplay - which is the point we're currently talking about here - is fucking great.

>I hate fun
sure thing mate

/thread

>He misses putting the mag in the sniper
amazing

I do not understand whats great about the gay gameplay. Sup Forums you have failed me

Shooting "retard with assault rifle" and "bigger retard with machine gun" makes for boring gameplay no matter how many gallons of neon you pour over it

Finally someone says it. This game is shitty as fuck.

Compared to the never-ending flood of generic FPS we get every fucking year since CoD 4, Blood Dragon's great.

You keep saying it's bet, yet I don't see you suggesting any games that can surpass the itch it scratches, Mr. Contrarian.

>Only killing goons
>Not hunting Blood Dragons and fighting them 1v1
>Thinks he knows how to have fun

yes, thank you

That's true. Far Cry 3 is far more enjoyable than this.

Except what the fuck else do you expect to do in an FPS?

did you really went into blood dragon, knowing it was an FPS, not liking them? Or do you have a secret magical FPS game that is super way objectively better than this?

Consider me baited

>Compared to the never-ending flood of generic FPS we get every fucking year since CoD 4, Blood Dragon's great.

> literally the same shit but with a neon reskin
> suddenly great

Again, don't see you suggesting anything that does what BD did, but better.

I think the most important aspect of the game was how fast you could move, it was Doom tier

your pic related says so much about your post. there isn't any gameplay at all. just some paint tossed on the empty shitty husk that was FC3

The only semi decent thing to ever come out of jewisoft gaping anus

Even fucking Fallout 4 is better since you fight more than two types of enemies

>F4

Fallout 4 is shit, but it's not as shit as Far Cry famalam

I never said good sales=good game, just that this time the sales were well deserved.

>fast
>jokes
>references
>crazyness
>affordable
>story that doesnt drag
if you hate all of these you might aswell stop playing video games and start reading books

you have to be 18 to post here

Lmao

Blood Dragon has exactly the same gameplay as every other modern shooter. They pretend it's retro, but it's not.

...

The setting, theme and music were awesome, but it was still a console game and it shows. You cannot bind anything to the mousewheel, all the audio is incredibly quiet even with the volume on max and no way to increase it. The menus and interface are a complete mess with unintuitive controls, open and close slowly and the only thing they succeed at is making you want to use them as little as possible. You have only a single save slot per game, you cannot replay any particular level if you ever want to, and you can't even save when on a mission. Every time a wild animal catches you, you get a quicktime event, which usually leads to your death because the keys it requires you to spam are different every time.

I wish consoles would die already so we can get games again that are as functional and polished on a technical level as their content deserves.

It could have been great, but it's only average thanks to those problems.

Hes seating the round in the magazine so it feeds correctly.

I actually agree. Awful gameplay.

Here's a tip: you can do whatever because you are literally invincible because of auto-leveling. Enemies just can't keep up with your insane amount of HP. You know how I completed the last couple of outposts? I jumped on enemies' heads because it triggered that one "death from above" takedown. This is not good gameplay.

FC3 > BD > FC1 > the rest.
i would actually prefer BD if it wasn't so goddamn short.

it's better than all other far crys combines though
BD>1>3>>>>>>Tribal (or whatever it was called)

>This game is complete dogshit

No, just your taste.

no u

Eh, it was a fun little game, but I think everyone can agree that the environments were just reskinned parts of FC3 in the dark and that the enemy variety was severely lacking.

This wouldn't have worked as a 15h game. It was exactly as long as it needed to be, and it accomplished what it set out to do, but as a full $60 game this wouldn't have been all that great.