Things you can say about video games but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about video games but not your girlfriend.

I can turn her on just like that
The expansions are worth purchasing
The creators did a good job producing it

I pre-ordered mine.

OP has had one.

Can play with them any day of the month

I prefer to mooch off my friends'

I kek'd

There's at least one out there that's got what you want.

I have video games

i like to beat a video game then return it to the store where i bought it

Fun.

I can refund it

It's amazing.

It's exclusive to one platform

It has 4-player couch co-op.

Great with friends, but boring alone

They doesn't complain when you beat them.

They exist.

This.

What Todd Howard whispers into the ear of his date.

They have high replay value

>i've got a big mountain you can climb forming in my pants

xDDD EBIN AND ERBIN THREAD OP HAHA SCREENCAP THIS FOR THE R4CHAN XD

It was brand new instead of second hand.

Infinite Sex

"That boss is fatter than I thought"

>don't think of it as a herpes sore, think of it as a feature

r u okay man

The best

I beat it!

It's not that visually impressive

I prefer indies to AAA

I could trade it in for another one

IT JUST WORKS

Sometimes I enjoy watching my friends play with it.

I hate when they're in Alpha

>You are overencumbered.

I got mine off the internet.

i have no girlfriend