What's even the point of saving princesses in vidya?

What's even the point of saving princesses in vidya?

THIGH

GAP

Giving gamers the feeling of getting a girl for once.

seriously

Wario is BASED

Because writers are too lazy and incompetent to come up with a better premise.

>that waist
>those hips
>those thighs

To fuck the guard like the slut she is usually

>that bottom panel

why are her nipples so huge and red?

Those are heart censors you bagel

Well, that depends on the video game:

>Final Fantasy 1
The king asks you to and you'll probably be executed if you don't. You get a bridge built in your honor.

>Dokapon Kingdom
You get mad dosh

>Dragon Quest 1
You get the pussy and become a king

>Mario
You get some cake or some shit

> no ass fangs

shit drawing

Money, of course.

>that gap

How could a simply line drawing look so fucking delicious?

SEXY LINE

Because there isn't enough

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It was kinda retarded how wario never stopped grinning most of the game.

Save the princess thread?

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That kind of looks like a navel.

This is like that one lewd 2D branch drawing I saw one time on Sup Forums.

Not T H I C C enough

THIQQ

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L-LEWD

NOT THICC ENOUGH EVEN BY MY STANDARDS!

Thanks doc.

That's not REAL thick!

>draw a curve
>call it a line

Why is this allowed?

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Nice abstract orange

UUUUNNNNNNNNNHHHH

THHHHIIIIIIICCCKKKKKKEEEEEERRRR

>the prince fucks the knight

Wait

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faggot

There never will be, can never find a good source of it anyway.

THICCCCCCCC

MUH FUCKIN DICK

UUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFF

UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>tfw faggots started memeing out but that bottom panel is seriously hot as fuck

i don't know how much more my dick can handle at this point

Something about the simplicity does it for me. I need more porn in that style.

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB

>Sup Forums is now turned on by a fucking line

Never change Sup Forums, never change

w-why is she blushing?

>lacking a penis
>having an attractive crotch

yeah, nah.

beats the gay furry phase Sup Forums went through a few years back

I'm on the same boat user

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>implying it's gone...

user.....

Zootopia came out this year

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>Didnt see the posts when Sup Forums made a spoon lewd

>she

WE HAVE GONE TOO FAR

It's okay, because at the end of the day, everyone on Sup Forums's a lolicon.

A BOMB!!!

>implying it will ever be gone

>he doesn't like stick lewd

>that trap/dickgirl phase

I wonde how many newfags actually took it seriously and started fapping to guys in wigs

>mfw when 'duplicate file detected'
hey I cropped that one :^3

right, cause me and like two other people keep posting gay bullshit, mostly in mgs threads

OH FUCK

>tfw your fetish became a meme

Can't you fags go back to bullying footfags?

Why doesn't he just rescue princes? Dumb homo.

>Those dicks in plain view
Like why did you even bother to crop this?

Squares, anyone?

>yfw the capital letter 'H' is actually two sticks holding hands

faggot holocaust when?

Hey this is a blue board, asshole!

Squares don't exist

>wolfynail and zaush are now cuckold king artists

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THIIIICCKEEEEEEEEER

She's nice and thick, but I can't help but get the feeling she isn't much fun at parties.

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you don't get it

people who like futa/traps still find females attractive but also like dicks because they
are either cute in a weird way or
the humiliation of her being bigger and cumming in your ass is hot as fuck

Beauty in simplicity. Draw a line and it could be anything, even boner time.

i want to stick my stick in it

>someone will masturbate to this

fuck
where was this one from?

>Puffy vulva

Thats a square you nigger

Squares cannot exist

What the hell is that speech bubble supposed to be showing?

>tfw I actually fapped and came to this

the one where marty does gay shit to that otter's ass

shit nigger I don't know, just google up 'hardblush' or search up a hardblush site dump on the torrents.

>also like dicks because they are either cute in a weird way
>and cumming in your ass is hot as fuck
that does not sound gay at all

>zoom out reveals it to only be an elbow

Sup Forums loves marty

It's the back of the knee.

WARNING!
Contains lewd image!

I already am

People that like futa and traps are gay. They should just be honest with themselves and embrace their homosexuality.

fucking retarded trapfags

>Likes dicks because they're cute or because they want to be humiliated
It's not that simple, people like it for all sorts of reasons, it can also be because they find penises aesthetically pleasing or like my case; because they fetishise semen. It's a result of my impregnation fetish, I swear.

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

So reverse traps confirmed to be the patrician choice?