>no man's lies "indie" dev team makes millions off a broken, unfinished game with no plans to add free content or finish the game in the future
>actual indie dev, ConcernedApe, is forced to turn to ChuckleFuck games in order to publish Stardew Valley, a game he made almost entirely on his own, and is now releasing an entirely free content patch months after making a cozy lifetime fortune off of the initial release, just because he wants the game to be even better when it goes live on console
Hello, ConcernedApe. Shilling your trash Recettear rip again?
Kevin Cruz
HE TOOK OUT MEAT CAUSE VEGANS GOT UPSET BY IT AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
Zachary Bailey
>Recettear rip If you had said Harvest Moon, this might have actually been a decent post.
Nolan Mitchell
>he wants to ruin his comfy low-stress farm by butchering the happy animals he's supposed to feed and pet everyday
You don't deserve Grandghost's gift
Alexander White
i thought you could make omelettes though
William Cook
> you can cook and eat fish
Anthony Flores
>vegans complained about a feature so much it was removed >wasn't needed for progression, good recipes, any quests or anything >easily one of the most optional things you can do in the game >I didn't even REALIZE you could butcher animals until it was removed >vegans still thought it was terrible and got it removed You can catch fish and eat them, you can go to the caves and murder plenty of animals in their natural habitats, but you can't butcher anymore I'm steamed
Landon Bailey
>only carpenter in town is a stronk womyn who happens to be a mudshark
Into the refund request it goes.
Jaxon King
Stardew valley is garbage SJWised trash and a joke compared to the likes of harvest moon games which themselves are pretty shit compared to the RF series.
Easton Harris
You are retarded.
Jaxson Nelson
>he's still mad he got cucked out of wifing Robin Don't worry poor little white boy, we have a special woman just for your tastes
Anthony King
>"hey so there's a black astronomer and a woman with a job in this game" >HURR HURRR SSSSOOOOOOCIAL JUSTICE WARRRRRRIOOOOORRR!
That's how retarded you sound user.
Asher Nelson
Thanks op I cum on cat she hiss at penis
Grayson Hernandez
3DS version never ever
I know rune factory 4 is neat and all that but its farming is so incredibly underplayed it's not even funny
Alexander Scott
I the only woman in town good enough was the white one, Haley. Enjoy playing your cuck mod where you can raise the carpenter's half-breeds.
Jordan Long
The Factorio guys are pretty chill. So is Illwinter (Dominions, Conquest of Elysium).
Jason Gray
Not even remotely true.
Ayden Turner
>he went for the inferior bimbo-whore sibling Bad taste everyone
Bentley Mitchell
You tried.
Hudson Torres
I've done everything there is to do in this game pretty much. What the fuck is SJW about it?
Josiah Butler
I hope to be one eventually...
Daniel Murphy
DESU butchering stuff on such a tiny farm sounds weird, so the absence of it wasn't really conspicuous to me. Still a dumb reason to remove a feature, though.
Jason Allen
Did you make that background with the fog effect?
That's actually pretty damn good user.
Adam Gomez
Literally Sea Kittens! This game lets you rape Sea Kittens! UGH
Matthew Edwards
actually, looking at it now, it's kind of choppy, but the style alone is good. Optimize that shit yo
Ryan Jenkins
>Leah has the same name as one of the worst girls I've ever known >Abigail is a jewish gamer gurl >Maru is a fat nigger and her dad is fucking crazy >Haley is a vapid bitch who couldn't handle farm/village life >Penny is child-proportions trailer trash
Single it is, then
Kevin Brown
theres an interracial couple and a mulatto girl all of the romance options are bi (even jrpgs are doing this nowadays though) that's it i think?
Brody Reyes
Thanks :3 No, I used giant particle effects for the gas fields.
Jordan Long
Shitdew Valley was sjw trash tho
Oliver Reyes
but user, now you can marry Emily and Shane
You literally have no excuse to be single
Ryder Reed
Can you? Does Emily bring her parasite along?
Alexander Cook
>I just hate niggers so much that I have to ruin video game discussions
Owen Murphy
is any piece of media that isn't 100% Aryan and heterosexual 'SJW' to you.
This is a serious question, because I can't imagine that you enjoy much of anything with these vague criteria for what's admissible
Luke Thompson
>Maru is a fat nigger and her dad is fucking crazy >her TWO HEART EVENT, basically the equivalent of being acquaintances, is her dad telling you to never talk to her again because you'll "get in the way of her future" >choosing to mention it to Maru removes an entire heart from your friendship with her >never comes up again platinum mad
Wyatt Jackson
I still cant believe this game sold over a million copies in a few months. I never imagined people were this interested in farming games because every time a new Harvest Moon comes out it sells between poor to okay. What made this game different to get those sales?
Brayden White
How is this game? Do I play this or rune factory?
Noah Mitchell
Doesn't the blacksmith guy like Emily? I thought their relationship was kind of cute, wouldnt want to fuck him over.
Matthew Wright
That fucker wanted to hack me up with his wife's tools and use me as fertilizer for his fucking mushrooms, I just know it.
Jason Bailey
BUT CHRONO TRIGGER IS SJW TRASH AND EVERYONE LOVES IT FUCK YOU
Jayden Campbell
Leah is bae.
Benjamin Foster
The feel good story of "Guy made it all on his own" helped sell it I'm sure. I think it's mostly because people streamed it on Twitch. They should probably put out some Harvest Moon games on PC and it'd probably do a lot better.
Logan Ortiz
>Emily >Marriage: no 0/10 game >Yes in future patch 12/10 game
Jeremiah Baker
I'm not that guy, but it's a problem when sjws infiltrated everything. Is there anything left to do where you're not getting lectured or influenced by sjw bullshit?
Jacob Martinez
marrying emily will just make upgrading tools really awkward
Wyatt Ortiz
Shane was definitely the most interesting male villager. Wouldn't mind tasting a bit of him.
Nicholas Thomas
Yeah, but I can't talk to her without seeing a crazy she-bitch. I even looked for a way to rename characters, but from what I learned you can't do that without basically breaking the game.
Alexander Evans
Yeah that's what the new content patch CA is about to release has
I should have put it in the OP but:
YOU CAN FUCK SHAWN AND EMILY NOW
YOU CAN BUILD YOUR FARM ON A RIVER/HILLCAVE/SPOOKLAND
NEW BUILDINGS AND SHIT
Gavin Edwards
The Harvest Moon games haven't measurably improved in like 12 years. Each game removes as many new features as it adds so instead of having each game have more content than the last you're just cycling through different kinds of content. Having someone else try to do it is going to be popular because it'll be different from Natsume rehasing everything forever. And since it's on PC a lot of people are able to play it and mod a lot of the game to their liking.
Brandon Powell
>Can't make small town/farm life simulator anymore without being accused of ripping off Stardew Valley.
It sorta hurts.
Owen Taylor
>yfw all the best Stardew Valley girls are all already married and have children
Austin Jenkins
The ones who do something new and don't resort to recreating an old game that hadn't had attention in a long time for nostalgia / bux.
Like, I'm making an advanced wars clone, but I'll be damned if I'm going to treat it as some kind of OC.
Andrew Scott
>upgrades cost twice as much and require double the ores
Leo Flores
Yeah, the engine is surprisingly finicky.
Ethan Ramirez
Best waifu.
Christopher Long
>not cucking the entitled hillbilly retard who asks you for the metal to build a simple tool, a bunch of money, AND needs to take your original tool because he's too retarded to keep a spare iron pickaxe in stock
Cucksmith deserves his fate
David Gray
>You cant make news
Aaron Collins
So just edit the game and ntr them.
Ian Ross
that portrait mod is mega garbage bro
Jason Wilson
>Penny is child-proportions trailer trash exactly why she's best girl
Adrian Sanders
>advance wars clone Do you need a programmer? What engine are you using?
Jack Phillips
>neet golem GET YE GONE
Nathaniel Young
stardew is literally a meme game
total trash
Nolan Baker
You know Clint goes on /r9k/ and rees about roastie whores after work.
Ryan Scott
...
Jaxon Baker
>all of the romance options are bi Am I the only one who dislikes this?
Jonathan Johnson
Pleb/Casual taste.
Haley is best.
Matthew Lopez
>yfw all the best Stardew Valley girls are children
Austin Butler
Still wouldn't have been, SV is objectively better than every Harvest Moon game in every way
if you care about the weeb faggy aspects and pretend that characters in any of these games have "personality" I guess you might disagree, but in every other way SV blows the fuck out of HM and RF
**and i still didn't pay for it, sorry concernedape but you're a fucking millionaire anyway so who cares**
Oliver Sanders
Removed content because SJW complained, uglyfied everything because of SJW, and the vegan crap also.
Carter Russell
WE DO IT
Josiah Nelson
Nope. Using unreal. Should start posting stuff in agdg in a month or so.
Owen White
There goes gravity
Evan Rivera
Hello ConcernedApe.
Lincoln Hughes
But can you marry a loli?
Cameron Diaz
If she's in a bad mood she actually says she should've married your rival. Fuck that bitch.
Lucas Phillips
I JUST WANNA FUGG ROBIN, PLEASE!
Jason Wood
Everyone knows you don't have the resolve to actually do it, but even if you did it's a popular genre because there's so little competition. The RuneFactory guys went out of business, hardly anyone cares about Harvest Moon (natsume), Song of Seasons 2 might never happen.. Stardew vally and farming simulator would really be your only competition.
David Howard
>YOU CAN FUCK SHAWN AND EMILY NOW I just bought your game Juden.
Aaron Hill
Is that really true? Should I make a farming game next?
Levi Ward
>not being a weeb
Jaxon Johnson
WHEN
Jose Davis
extremely original post, autist
Isaac Martin
That doesn't make the portrait any better.
Brandon Rogers
>Pierre cares more about his shekels than his wife That ain't right, seed jew.
Evan Perez
Here's what you do user. Make it isometric. or Don't make it look like slightly tweaked RPG Maker 2003 graphics. or Do something more/other than just "single character makes the rounds on his little crops every day and mingles with folks in a tiny rural town before the five minute long day ends"
Jacob Myers
Post your fav. portraits then.
Luis Green
Are you the same guy who was in /4xg/ talking about making a 4x game? info warfare with radars and stuff is underrated in videogames
Alexander Stewart
Wow, that kind of language is uncalled for.
Aaron Hernandez
That's fucking retarded, your whole post
day is more like 15 mins btw
Carter Cruz
That is just a rip off of starsector with shittier 2D graphics
Christopher Johnson
Just stick to the regular ones?
Luke Brooks
Definitely does in my case.
Jaxon Ross
>Sjwjew volley Lel no. This years undermeme
Jacob Hill
>falling for the extremely blatant bimbo persona masking the sweetest girl in the game you sure are a fucking pleb, just like 90% of people
Liam Sanders
JEWS!!!!
IF UCKING HATE LIBERALS AND JEWS
FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JEWS
Anthony Walker
Guy called scriptwelder. He used to do mini flash games, deep sleep series and don't escape point and click games.
All of which are free and very unique.
Colton Rivera
Well not right NOW
But within the next few days when patch 1.1 goes live.
Jayden Johnson
And just like that game, it sold really well.
Cameron Flores
not remotely comparable in any way
kill yourself for making such a retarded post
the day i let my far right politics affect my ability to enjoy video games is the day i let the jews win