Why is Nintendo so afraid of voice chat?

Why is Nintendo so afraid of voice chat?

Do you really want Splatoon to be full of 8 year olds calling each other faggots?

Pedophiles.

Because Nintendo's target audience, especially in Japan, is children.

Children being exposed to other obnoxious children, perverted adults, and people cussing each other out is not good for sales.

You saw what happened with the drawing pictures chat, right?

Their primary audience (who the market their games towards and fit the content to) is children and young teens.

Can't have them voicechatting with their secondary market of pedo autists.

yeah because its not like kids have more disgusting conversations than I have as an adult or anything

>download overwatch's free weekend thing
>after downloading/installing the game, turn it on
>have to INSTALL again, and almost as slow as the first download/install
>finally get to play
>join my first quickmatch
>HEY Y'ALL
>WHACHU GUYS DOING
>I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP Y'HEAR
>AW SHIT GONNA FUCK EVERYTHING UP
>EVERYONE HEAR THAT

I'll be honest if Splatoon had voice chat I'd probably have been banned within the first week. It's truly infuriating how dense your teammates can be sometimes.

Nintendo's target audience is (get this) kids.
They have to be kept safe from the big bad cyberbullies.

Not that user but What happened?

I'm afraid of voice chat.

Honestly, I can see why voice chat doesn't exist with randoms, as beyond the children, language barriers are gonna be a bitch since mostly japs play this game.

However I only wished they had voice chat among your teammates in squads and private lobbies

Pretty sure the target audience is adults while kids nowadays play Minecraft.

>Nintendo adds in voice chat
>voices is rearranged into Inklish
MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO

dicks

can't censor naughty language in voice chat

also they don't want teens/college kids realizing they're playing with a bunch of ten year olds and they don't want ten year olds realizing they're playing with 50 year olds.

You found a quickmatch game where people talked? That almost never happens.

>It's truly infuriating how dense your teammates can be sometimes.

It's Splatoon, a game played by children. My 6 year old niece plays it and she's not very good. She can't even handle the gyro controls or the right stick do she uses paint rollers.

What fucking children? Nintendo consoles are only bought by weeb manchildren now. Maybe grill "Oh my gosh look at me I love Zelda I'm such a nerd teehee" gamers at the most. Kids are more populated on Xbone and PS4, if you don't believe me try playing Overwatch on Xbox One without getting a match with a squeaker bitching in QP.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEGNNNNNNNGNGNNNGNN I WANNA FUCK A SQUIDKID
does that answer your question

Nintendo games with voice chat would be absolutely awful. Especially Smash Bros.

They would be absolutely nothing but people getting mad as fuck, with the odd double-layered faggot trying to have a weirdly sexual friendship with everyone. I seriously can't think of a single game that would benefit from it.

They can't censor what people say with voice chat.

I fully understood once I started playing the game. God damn I get so fucking pissed off playing that. It's for the better of those kids that voice chat is off.

I want to softly rub Marie's ears

Seriously that OP image is cute as fuck.

>JESUS FUCK WHY CAN'T YOU AIM A FUCKING INKSTRIKE HOLD THE POINT YOU DUMBASS BACK ME UP RETARD LOL I FUCKED YOUR FATASS MOM REEEEEEEEE!
They're scared that this will happen.

their terrible free servers can't afford the additional stress.
Maybe if they made people pay to play online so they could find decent severs

Japs
>BAKA ENGURISHU IITA HANBAAGAA PIIZA

Everyone else
>CHING CHONG MY HENTAI IMUUTO. ASUKA IS THE ICHIBAN

>imagining some angry neckbeard gurgling curses at you over the mic

Nintendo doesn't want a bunch of people swearing at a bunch of kids on their platform. They are also aware of the bullshit that regularly happened through Xbox Live, and are making sure that Nintendo platforms don't end up looking the same.

Angry 11 year old tells you his dad's Eminem and will beat you up.

some kid started sending shit to people on my friends list have I blew up a car he wanted on GTA4

Would you rub a squid's abs?

You cannot even conceive of how many children I would call nigger.

>online chat
>90% of it in any game is little kids whining, grown men talking about STICK THE DICK IN THE COOTER HEH HEH HEH FUCKIN DOIN WEED N SHIT, or autists like most Sup Forums screaming racial slurs and hurling insults
Gee, I wonder why...

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The world needs more casually-dressed Marie.

Keep her ass off ranked modes, then.

cause nobody likes underaged niggers voices.

You don't need game-in VC if you really want to chat with your friends.

Because pedo scare.

To protect children from people like you

________gg ez________

Not family friendly, they have trouble with mix forums already

More like why is Nintendo so afraid of having good online service of any sort?

I was happy Splatoon didn't have voice chat. I'd have to listen to kids screaming and japs talking

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disgusting homosexual neckbards erping

Too many creeps in a game for children.

When people say Nintendo's "target audience" they mean "the audience Nintendo wants" not "the audience they have now"

Nintendo in general is in the Stone Age of online features in a video game.
>Charging nearly £10 for MEGAMAN X