Terrible Remake Thread. ill start with the obvious

Terrible Remake Thread. ill start with the obvious

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all the mario64 oc enemies fucking suck

Saddle! Where did those shellfaggots come from?

>tfw misaligned QPU's

Yeah that's ugly as shit, but the DS remake was pretty fucking cool.

Redesign is better. Old is just a walking ball and doesn't even look like a spider.

I like SM64, but the art direction in general wasn't good.

its literally a shell in any game after 64 era

Twilight Princess Redead looks like a complete dork.

The original isn't any better, it's just a sphere with eyes.

But at least it isn't scary

I don't even remember redeads being in TP

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The original had a more expressive design, and thus is memorable overall. Who could resist these giant googly eyes?

an A press is still an A press buddy

They were in one dungeon, and they really weren't a threat if you were wolf Link (and probably regular Link too, I think--you were able to mount them and wail on them).

Tp is so forgettable, i dont even remember them being in there

epic as usual my friend

>The original had a more expressive design
It's just a few spheres slapped together, fucking idiot.

>2013
Looks like some pooltoy faggot from dA designed this a shit.
Why was this allowed?

Are you the same guy from a few weeks back that thought the 64 Scuttlebug was more "realistic"?

I agree, but maybe the bad memories of the DS ones in NSMB might be impairing my judgement.

DS Dorrie got the same goggles as the dolphins from World. And it looks better.

Also
>his

simple doesnt mean bad

abstract designs like the original are much better than the bland, mundane spider that is the remake, even if it is more polished and detailed

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I'm trying to find that picture of sonic with gauss wrap all over asking 'am I cool yet?'

why is the 64 version concept art and not in game graphics?

I know they were in the Cave of Ordeals. I remember loading an old save after years and stumbling across it once. I was completely confused when I saw them and I can't even remember where else they appeared. The only thing I can think of is I killed them in other places before they could scream.

dorrie isnt a fucking dolphin, its supposed to be a majestic, mysterious beast, and Super Mario ds took that away from me

It does when you can do more complex designs. basic shapes are a nono in modern engines, the bagde of honor of a lazy modeller. The texture on the spider's body looks like a placeholder texture they intended to remove later.

Because I was lazy and picked the first result.
Happy now, faggot?

Don't fucking remind me.

>i may be a retard, but you are in fact a faggot
alright
at least you did it right, this time

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The concept art of OoT was wayyy creepier than the in game art. The in game art was just fucking bland and dumb, even the wind waker version was scarier.

It was a limitation of the time tough.
Wind Waker was slightly upsettling with the flabbering jaw and red eyes.
OoT atleast got the suspense when encountering a bunch and being unable to escape their loud screeches.

It's true tough, it looks like shit as it is presented in game.