You have been banned from server

>you have been banned from server
>reason: your K/D ratio is too high

>Playing days
>Sneak up behind 2 snipers, kill them both
>One was an admin
>Banned instantly

Serves you right, you no life fuck. Playing excessively is on par with cheating.

Someone's salty. What game did Gregor wreck you in.

>get a pure luck kickoff goal at the start of a rocket league match
>"gg ez, leave the game now"
>they do

Who needs bans?

>banned from server
>reason: I'm a Christian, you atheist

>You've been banned from the server.
>Reason: I'm gay.

>playing dayz mod back when it was popular
>come up behind the admin camping in the treeline of cherno and headshot him with a lee enfield
>he drops me from 100 feet and then kicks me

>constantly insult everyone on server
>discover admin is a girl
>call her stupid slut
>"OKAY TOO FAR"
>banned forever

lol kys

>kill myself occasionally to keep my k/d ratio below the limit instead of letting anybody else get kills
LOCK ME UP!

>Banned from the server - Reason:
"NO SNIPING FROM THE ROOFTOPS THIS IS BATTLEFIELD! REAL SNIPERS QUICKSCOPE!"

I have never played Dayz or games of that sort but do people really do that? If so then why the hell are you running a server if you get butthurt when someone plays better than you?

Yes. DayZ, and as a general rule, survival games in general are very toxic, and even server administrators aren't exempt from acting like big faggots when they don't get their way.

>you've been banned from the server
>reason: STOP IMPERSONATING MY GIRLFRIEND YOU GAY FAG

>Banned from server
>Reason: "What are you fucking gay?"

>banned from server for saying nigger
>admin is a coal burner

>type in gg2ez
>You have been banned for: Poor sportsman like conduct

>join server
>It's an "admin and his gf is playing and everyone else becomes their bitches every fucking match" episode
>leave sever
>rinse & repeat

>shout out "I'm gay!"
>instabanned

Homophobes.

>banned from server
>reason: calling my chin weak

you need to stop going on surf servers then

>you have been banned from server
>reason: no cow mangler
>switch server
>you have been banned from server
>reason: mangler faggot
>switch server
>you have been banned from server
>reason: COW MANGLER SPAM PURPOSELY BSODING PEOPLES COMPUTERS
>switch server
>autokicked
>"remove the Cow Mangler to connect"
>can finally play
>votekick initiated
>people screaming about the Cow Mangler
Was there ever a saltier time for the worst TF2 players unable to counter the fucking SOLDIER?

It's nice how the mangler is still useful as fuck because everyone and their wrench-whacking teammates forgets that the mangler disables sentries.

>filthy frank
If you watch Filthy Frank you are the epitome of cancer

>join server
>"omfg! Who is this guy go away we are having a private game!"
>banned after they figure out how to use the controls

I get that his fans are usually shitters, but he seems a bit more hostile to them than I think he should be.

That's idubbbz you no-chin fuckwit. He hangs out with FF but he's actually decent.

That's clearly h3h3.

>ecelebs
I don't care, faggots, they're all shit