This is so fucking retarded

This is so fucking retarded.

Do straight people find this hot?

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Gay women like women you fucking retard

yes

Hahaha OP's a LITERAL faggot!

What the fuck are you on about? There's nothing sexual about that image.

I'm straight and I think vaginas are actually kinda gross

Is this normal

Some people find simple shapes hot. They get hard seeing all those straight lines on her.

Why is bayonetta pretending to be metal gear: revengeance?

Because devil may care man made both.

It's sane and right to think vaginas and women in general are fucking disgusting, but there's nothing even remotely healthy or acceptable about being straight.

Bayonets is top tier vidya female protagonist. Prove me wrong

the worst porn is when they zoom in 500x magnify to the womans vag.

>Straight people


Youre fucking retarded

too much ass

I find Bayonetta repulsive. At least her hair in 2 is alright.

Does that make me gay?

Most people don't find Bayo hot

*best

Bayonetta is gross as fuck and unattractive, but the game is fun.

Seriously, she's some Japanese manlet's dream girl which appeals to no one but betas.

Bayonetta looks like a MILF librarian and only faggots with MILF fetishes find her attractive, shit taste.

Very much so

I guess some do, but really Bayonetta is a ridiculously over-the-top sexual parody in every breath.

>Seriously, she's some Japanese manlet's dream girl which appeals to no one but betas.
That's some serious projecting you've got there.

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same
I think porn ruined my mind

I guess it doesn't appeal to all betas then? You don't seem to like it

Since Bayonetta has no good gameplay, they had to put in SOMETHING to keep people entertained.

2D is the answer my good man. Unlike 3D vaginas that look like spilled sandwich meat 2D ones actually have a clean, pretty shape and are exciting to look at.

This, dicks are much better.
Not gay though.

Projecting myself as Japanese or a beta lmao
good one kiddo.

Speak for yourself, I have a girlfriend and a better career than you will ever have. Get some taste kid.

Why are you assuming he's beta when he could easily be an omega instead?

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it's called "bumping uglies" for a reason

>liking ugly video game characters somehow makes you an alpha

lmao

>do straight people

that ass hole has seen a lot of action

>when girls try and say dicks look weird

its like they dont know about the axe wound in their pants

Now someone shop Armstrong's head in there

Women and vaginas are disgustingly hideous in every dimension. Not even 2d can fix the travesty we call the female form. Men are objectively sexier in every way, both in 2d and 3d.

Sorry to break it to you, but this guy has shit taste and is beta as fuck.

Faggot, I would fuck you for just looking at that picture.

I grew up around fashionistas so I don't think it looks weird.

I was really affectionate towards her original design, but the new one is cute too.

But female form is amazing. Male bodies are fucking ugly as sin. The genitals are the only part where men win.

Bayo thread?

>Not liking fat, stinky, hairy, sweaty, wet pussy
Just the smell makes me go crazy m8

>this weak bait
Nice try, but nobody can be that wrong and stupid.

Vaginas are gross. Be thankful you weren't born with one.

I don't like his taste, but calling him beta just because of that would be obvious projecting, just like what you're doing.

Then why do you think you're a "beta"? and I don't like Bayonetta, her proportions are really bad, especially the head-to-body ratio

didn't say that

Show me a picture of yourself. I bet you're super fucking beta, arent ya?

Futa may be a good fetish, but I swear to cunt, futafags are one of the most retarded groups out there.

Here's something to listen to if you're gonna be in the thread for a while
youtu.be/Cxvx0JBOf-c

Kenji Saito directed MGR, Yusuke Hashimoto directed Bayo 2

I'm not gay, I just think vaginas are ugly. Girls are soft, cute, and have an amazing figure. Also I don't like the taste of pussy

Here you go, bitch
What now kiddo?

>I have a girl friend kid
QUICK SOMEONE UNHOOK HIM HE IS UNDER TOO MANY LAYERS OF IRONY!! WE ARE GONNA LOSE HIM!!

Girls are disgusting and universally have horrible bodies. Get your head checked, m8.

>Japanese manlet's dream girl
A woman designed Bayonetta, you dumb fuck

Sorry bro if the smell of a damp nasty pussy does not turn you on then you are gay.

I'm not a big legs kinda guy. In fact long legs look uncanny valley to me.

bitch is like 7 foot and change she is a freak

I don't really find her hot but I enjoy the campy hypersexualization.

It's like wrestling. Do you think people watch it because they wanna fuck the wrestlers?

bayo vouging in SFM when

HOLD THE FUCK UP OP

Are you implying you're not straight

with disgust?

>being a fucking queer
Shiggy

No, I don't. Her body proportions are absolutely ridiculous to the point of not being attractive, and the action scenes just highlight the ridiculousness of it all; you can't take her or the game as a whole seriously at all, or find anything actually attractive about her under all the suggestive posing and lollipop sucking.

It's kinda like DMC with a weirdo woman in the lead in place of Dante. She's a ridiculous, fun personality and fits in the game, but that's as far as it goes.

I don't understand the appeal of bayonetta.

Art is fugly as shit. I will never play just because of the presentation.

homo

thats why i stick to futanari. the beautiful figure and softness of the girl and the sweaty stiffness of a cock. no homo of course.

>I'm gay
>I think straight people are retarded because they like women

I'm just saying: look at the thread and tell me Bayo has good gameplay, when everyone would rather talk about gender politics. It's like an Undertale thread, where nobdoy wants to discuss the gameplay because they're too busy drawing glowing skeleton dicks and shipping lesbian reptiles.

With lust

she is really boring
the glasses and mole don't help either

>he incorrectly called them futas again

>Art is fugly as shit

shit taste

Heterosexuality really is just a mental illness.

That image/pose, specifically? No, not particularly. The character overall, however, that's another story.

this is really cute
bayonetta could have been successful if they choosed this cute art style instead of that ugly mess

>I will never play just because of the presentation
thats how i felt until i looked at gameplay footage and saw how fun and crazy it looked. now i own both games and have watched the ova

if this exact pic was 2D itd be hot for me.

>I'm straight and I think vaginas are actually kinda gross
>straight

Got news for ya bud.

Vaginas *can* be gross, but so can anything.

Video games.

They're really not that bad or loud, I don't see the hate. I mean sure they're populated and fill up /d/, but they can't help it when there's tons of em.

only asains

yes
YES
YEEEEEEEEEES

was that ova any good for fans of the series?

>mfw someone called a shemale with vagina a futa near me
>mfw someone called a flat snakegirl futa a naga near me
>mfw someone called a trap with tits, vagina, balls and cat ears a furry herm near me
>mfw someone called a wyverness panfuta pseudognoll a dragon near me

I'm glad I'm gay. Dicks are much more beautiful.

Not even 2D can make vaginas look good.

her proportions are dumb. her head is too small

why do gays exist

Fuck you

body hair on girls is gayer than traps dude. its a masculine trait controlled by high testosterone. id call you a faggot and point the gay bashers your way for liking body hair but i would shake your hand and play games with you if you liked going balls deep into girly boys.

THATS how fucking gay female body hair is.

i want to be gay

do you have any tips on how to be less straight

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this desu. the entire female body is a trainwreck, there's no fixing it.

If you actually think about it biologically the average body part would of course fit fine in the other average body part.

I am truly sorry that you have this illness but thank you for leaving more pussy for the rest of us and not breeding. Convert all the good looking guys take out my rivals for me.
That goes for both of you.

>he doesn't think pussy looks, tastes, and smells hot as fuck
why is Sup Forums is goddamn fucking gay

shit taste is yours really
the fucking heels
no
the fact that you shoot with the heels is pathetic

I don't mean the fapping parts. It's totally fine to shitpost with own fetish in random threads.

I mean the autism. The overwhelming incredible autism - the autism about "futa means my specific kind of futa that no one cares about, especially not japs", the autismally horrible shops, the autismal captions.
It's furfag tier bad nowadays.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be silly, not attractive.

Bayo's personality is top tier though. Not into dom women, but I like the confidence.