FFX IV

My friend just sold me his "Freshly capped" level 60 Warrior with 20 days of the game time left for 5 euros, I've never played this before. What am i in for?

and what the FUCK do i do now?

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Have a terrible time and become bored very fast because you didn't start it legit

>bought a DPS and this is my first time playing
kakaka

This XIV actually has a really great story.

>Game is so dead that you have to fake stories like this to spark discussion

This is exactly how the /vg/ general went to shit. People started joking about ERP stories until that's all it became.

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I'm thinking of rolling a new toon desu so i can play the game "Correctly"

It's not fake though...

What's your character name?
I need to make sure to vote abandon if I get you in Duty Finder

Rude....

Why buy an account for a story based game if you're just going to skip the story?

It's like paying money just to turn to the last page of a novel.

But it's an mmo right? Besides i'm not a weeb so i honestly don't give a fuck about a weebish story no matter how good it is.

this has to be bait

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/311659-Can-I-play-drk-like-I-play-pally

>Only a single NA/EU server has over a 1% clear rate of Creator Savage.
But then why do I see so many people on Sup Forums claiming they've cleared? Is it because they're lying? Is that why they get so mad when you post pictures of your character with A12S gear? Is it because they're jealous that they can't?

Imagine how much worse people will be once they start buying leveling potions. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the idea of leveling potions. I can actually read tooltips though.

>Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the idea of leveling potions.
You should be.
Did you play WoW back when they first introduced paid level boosts? LFD and PvP was pretty much unplayable for months because of the flood of people who had no idea how to play their classes and refused to take advice.
Level boosts are cancer.

What's that supposed to mean?

I didn't but shit players are gonna be shit players regardless of boosts or not is my point.

If they do decide to introduce level boosts, I hope they gate content behind a intermediate hall or stone,sky,sea check. If you can't do the mechanics or pass the DPS check, you can't progress further.

>jump potion

please no, bad bad bad idea

It could be a good idea if they are smart on how they implement it.

For example, you can't buy a level boost unless you own a level 50 character.

Anyone know how to have your squad have chemistry in getting blue scrips? Or is it truly random?

Nothing wrong with a jump potion. It sounds fun and it's not like jumping is relevant in this game at all.

>ffxiv
>weebish story

They won't. That should already be a system in place before queuing for any savage content.

How do we fix Ala Mhigo and its Mhigger population?

>flood of people who had no idea how to play their classes and refused to take advice.
are you implying this already isn't the case

How to recognize a tryhard by job?

Fuck that, only let people buy boosts from jobs they have leveled previously. Make everyone level everything the normal way their first time through.

Build a wall on the Gridanian border.

Any Monk is a tryhard fag

Inspire them to be like either Raubahn or Wilred so they can stop shitting up the other countries.

they are planning to release a jump potion that takes you to lvl 60 once stormblood comes, you still have to progress trough all MSQ tough so I guess it isnt too bad

>tank
marks, does ready checks before each boss, pretends he is the "group leader"

>healer
complains about unavoidable healing when theyre dpsing

>dps
cries about doing mechanics that everyone must do

All Dragoons

scholars that dps too much
any warrior

what can I buy with 20 million gil? I've never been this rich before.

get a flat and buy nice housing crap

>doing the one thing that makes or breaks fights is tryhard
Yea, OK. What else are you going to do when you're not healing?

>toon

>What else are you going to do when you're not healing?
shielding people so they don't die from their fuck ups and you don't have to heal them more or rez them later

>tank
>marks, does ready checks before each boss, pretends he is the "group leader"
>dps
>cries about doing mechanics that everyone must do
That's not tryhard.

Found the BLM main who also marks when he plays WAR.

da fuck? tanks do ready checks because they are the ones pulling shit

That would completely invalidate the use of the potion. The MSQ exp alone is enough to get you to 60 by now seeing that you get at least 3 levels of the 2.x patch MSQ.

Jumping potion just is a dumb concept because leveling a class is really fast imo. Certainly a lot more bearable than WoW 1-110.

You got me. Let me rephrase that then. What else are you going to when you're not healing/mitigating damage/jacking off/watching netflix?

paying attention to fight mechanics so me or others don't die. it's also nice to take the time to watch the amount of effort put into boss effects and animations.

Those numbers are a bit skewed since the census only counts the mounts obtained.

I see you enjoy the finer aspects of standing around with a thumb up your ass.

Nobody wants to do hundreds of fetch quests and waiting on queues for hours at a time on old irrelevant content. Its a big barrier to new players because lets be honest, nobody actually likes the story in MMOs.

>it's also nice to take the time to watch the amount of effort put into boss effects and animations

I heal with a vibrator up my butt yo. When people die, I turn up the intensity to convince myself to heal better.

Marking is casual if there is no need to and desperate if the DPS are trying to kell something they shouldn't focus first.

>Found the BLM main who also marks when he plays WAR.
I play a tryhard BRD. I only mark as tank if DPS have tunnelvision and ignore the one thing that can actually wipe the group. Other than that I don't give a shit.

I enjoyed it actually. Running back and forth was annoying, but I really enjoyed the story. Then again I am never at a rush when leveling in a MMO.

>when your friend who skips every cutscene asks why he is suddenly supposed to do titan HM
nigga maybe if you didn't skip everything you would know
you are not even in a hurry

>Nobody wants to do hundreds of fetch quests
tell that to the legacy wow faggots begging for vanilla servers

Which also makes them the lead.That other user is a fucking shitter who thinks everyone doing more than them is a tryhard.

>tank
>marks, does ready checks before each boss, pretends he is the "group leader"

How the fuck is this tryhard?

They are the ones that's starting. Of fucking course they'll be the ones to ready check. Why the fuck would it be any other else?

You guys are that sensitive to this kind of shit?

Don't tell me you fucks are also triggered that B team in the 24 man raid is automatically the point team.

Oh shit, I forgot, you NA fucks have to change point teams every other boss because you all are retarded.

No actual good tank marks or ready checks in dungeons.

By killing you neo Nazis

Exterminate the ul'dah lalas

>another level cap increase

lol why bother getting geared up

>implying mhigger lives matter

Hey now, no need to be picky.
Let's just settle on exterminating all lalas and go from there.

>that guy who wears slut glams

This amount of cringe is considered harassment, right?

So you can be ready for the next set of trials and dungeons?

>Dont gear up
>Expac comes out
>Youre playing gear catch up while everyone does the story

nice

Is POTD and highest level dungeon spamming the only method for leveling now?

Because fuck me trying to play any dungeons in the 40s (no no no AV no CC please god no) and I am so goddamn tired of POTD

someone end my suffering

>tfw want to buy underwear
>they're all too small and won't contain my Behemoth

I hope they give another method on gaining second chances. Game is running try on people new to content right now.

POTD is the best way to make PHAT STAX.

Get a poni sell it for fucking 20-30 million depending on your server

Yes.

Or you can AV. Take your pick.

>tfw want to buy underwear
>they're all too snug for my tonberries

>go to new area equivalent of the jeweled croizer in The Pillars
>buy the NQ gear from NPCs like I did back in HW

Yoshi makes it easy as shit to catch up, what are you talking about?

>start playing FFXIV
>hate moeshit and weebs but heard the game is nice
>it actually is nice and the visuals are cool
>decide to make a black mage
>hear that lalafells are a great race for it
>JUST DO IT
>end up loving my lalafell and all lalafells in the world
>become a new person

CUUUUUUUUUUUTE~~~~~~~~~~

I dont have a static, god I wish I did

Goddamnit.

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im in a11s and everyone keeps dying to stupid shit

bitch, shiva has been doing this tactic forever and you still cant figure it out

They made them extra small so "females" can wear it too.

Fuck that shit. Yoshida casualises underpants now as well, business as usual.

>Implying there won't be fetch quests before any dungeons or trials that will give you adequate gear

Is selling demicrystal the best way to turn lore into gil on Leviathan if I don't have a high level crafter?

I can't get a DF party to clear this shit at all.
I've given up trying to get my weekly drop on that one.

If you don't have anything better to do, try to find one, it's a good way to make e-friends and get your networking on.

I want to impregnate Ryu Ogawa.

>buys an account
>makes a shitty what am I in for thread rather than playing himself and forming his own opinion
Fuck off

>its a "catboy is actually good at the game for once" kind of episode

Must be the deleted scenes special

>catboy is actually good
Stop lying

He just said it's in the deleted scenes, so barely anyone has seen it.

>exterminate the people who are running the most successful and powerful city state

Nice propaganda, merchant

>>its a "catboy is actually good at the game for once" kind of episode
literally never scene this ever

That's the fucking idea. Fuck Uldah so the other non Jewish states can split the power/influence/trading contracts.

Come on now, let's all be friends!

It's canon tho. They're the second strongest military arm of the Eorzean alliance behind Ishgard, and by far the wealthiest. Limsa is a bunch of infighting pirate scum barely held together and Gridania can't get Elemental dick out of their mouths long enough to accomplish anything. Ul'Dah is corrupt as hell but at least they can get their shit together once in a while.

Get your commie bullshit out of here faggot.

Screw you bitch, you socialist traitor.

>hurr lets surrender power to plutocrats and the dirty unwashed masses

Yeah that will turn out great for the well being of the citizens.

What's the current money tactic for 3.4 botanist?

Is it still desynths for clusters?

Stop fighting you stupid fucks.

MHIGGERS are the best anyway.

WE COMIN BROS

WE WUZ MONKS N SHIET

VIVA ALA MHIGGERS

If you started playing monk because of the Stormblood, I hope you're having fun and you should keep playing it.

but, they're still monks.

and apart from the brainwashed collaborators they still fight the empire unlike the 4 city states who lay back and act like it's all good, trying to get rich while the enemy is getting stronger.

If it weren't for the Scions the worthless city states would have been subjugated a long time ago.

I want an expansion themed around White/Black mages next. Those are
arguably the modt iconic FF jobs of all yet so far nuttin.

I'm playing Monk because it's what I started the game with and I've been playing it ever since.