Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>somebody somewhere actually sat down and typed this out
Anthony King
He's just really horny. We've all been there.
Benjamin Jones
Anime girls do. That's why they're superior.
Julian Phillips
I'll just post hotaru till the thread goes.
Caleb Perry
do you have the one with really detailed swimsuit and ramune bottle?
Easton Reed
...
Juan Smith
Why are 2d women so much better, lads
Owen Barnes
Post the non shit girl, faggot Flat is pure
Adrian Ramirez
I don't think so maybe.
Next time.
Zachary Hernandez
It's anime
Owen Wilson
because they don't exist
Carson Cruz
...
Nolan Jenkins
>HERE! BOING! What did she mean by this
Caleb James
>Next time Then post midna at least
Daniel Thomas
...
Logan Perry
Does the show ever get the lewd or should I stick to the doujins
Jaxon Jenkins
I remember seeing the original of this pasta on /r9k/
I though I was the only one who reposted it sometimes
Levi Ramirez
why is that popsicle in a condom
Justin King
Maybe someday.
Logan Phillips
I already came 4 times today god fucking damn it.
Cooper Gonzalez
It's a show about candy for Japanese people. There's no lewd.
Isaiah Fisher
I hate the fact /jp/ thinks this is good writing.
Aaron Young
Do the same thing as OP, but with Midna, please.
Easton Reed
thats the one, got a bigger res or is that the original size?
Mason Bennett
>tfw trying to stealth browse this thread >but grandparents are literally a few feet from me and a head turn from seeing my degeneracy DAMMIT
Zachary Reed
Oh naw, Sorry.
Henry Taylor
I see you in every thread I go into anyway. I'll just tell you to derail it later anyway
Jack Anderson
Hotaru is pure you degenerate
Evan Thomas
Let's see how many NIGGERS and GAYS come out of the woodworks
Jayden Hughes
Sure. Just remind me.
Levi Scott
How horrifying.
John Edwards
Literally the only thing 3dpd has going for it, but it feels like dating down no matter what.
Isaiah Mitchell
As long as you're not underage, don't worry about it.
Julian Myers
vocaroo where
Gavin Morris
...
Christian Gray
you'll regret this
Josiah Morgan
I want to marry the crazy candy girl.
Oliver Foster
kys animu psteropdajfougfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgf
Camden Myers
Probably yeah.
James Howard
I want to fuck the crazy candy girl.
Grayson Hughes
>As long as you're not underage, don't worry about it. it's not even that, I don't need them knowing how much of a filthy weeb I am and I especially don't need them knowing what I fap to
Matthew Bailey
...
Dylan Robinson
That realistic water is the sexiest part of the image to be honest
Brandon Peterson
I would but I've got a cold.
Plus it's not as hot when you've got a vagina, it's cuter when a guy/trap does it.