Platform Masters thread

Platform Masters thread.

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Story from last thread. (1/2)

Continued (2/2)

Here's your 5.

Is Nick really this big of a cunt?

Okay nvm Sup Forums.

Why do you fucks idolize ugly autistic fucks such as CWC, Ulillilia and pamperchu

>You will never force him to go to a gym and get swole on a keto diet
>You will never take him to a cheap motel room to snort stimulants and fuck hookers
>You will never give him the tab that allows him to grab the eagle of the dying sun and the snake of the writhing earth

This universal simulation sucks ass.

>putting Uli in the same league as those two

What kind of musical donkey is this?

Since he left youtube, I haven't been following him. Is he still even developing platform masters?

Uli is dead. All we have now is Nick. But I think his story is quite amazing.

He is completely aware of his autism and is always trying to improve and defeat his fears and manias. Dude is a hero.

Not a single shred of proof in any of this.

I've always ignored ululiiaala threads on Sup Forums until last night.

Why did I watch a grown autistic man pat down a 30" pizza with paper towels for 15 minutes?

reminder that it's almost been half a decade since this was teased
youtube.com/watch?v=G9crDjdIqZo

i know right??? xD TIL that adults actually DO this IRL haha!
DAE agree??? *upvotes*

that's step 1
step 2 is total adoration

IT'S CALLED DEGREASING

Why are you speaking like that?

high reddit index of post #359049016

It's from a sekrit club private tracker forum after Uli discussion got kicked off of SomethingAwful

>he's decided on his own rule: always talk to all the strangers

heh

I've been on Sup Forums since '07 and have only ever went on Reddit for beta keys. Try again.

uli is my spirit animal

he's not a cunt for the manpurse and teal sweatpants, he's a sperg

As someone who was in contact for Uli for a bit because I submitted music for Platform Masters, none of this surprises me.

Dude is chill when everything is ok. When things start going against him, he spergs out like any other autist.

factsareuseless is somehow a worse admin than ozma was

only le ledduitores try this hard to fit in

what did he sperg out about while you were submitting?

nobody believes this.

Wasted digits.

Redditors that try too hard to fit in look like this:

>host is gay
>(((ACCIDENTALLY))) takes uli to gay bathhouse

STOP RAPING ULI YOU FUCKING ANAL PREDATOR

>any of them even sharing a league.
Coulda swore pamperchu was a one time deal.

>this is what waterfags actually look like

I always knew deep down.

>paying for two cases of water with a 100 dollar bill

It's true, uli posted his side of the story on his facebook. I'd screenshot it but I don't feel like scrolling through over 9000 morrowind screenshots

>Hasn't made a video in almost a year
Why live

So did nick move in with some strangers? Is he now living on the streets? What's even the context of this story?

Holy shit, Host has the patience of a saint.

archive.org/details/UliMWRapidItemCollectionForAlchemy

his parents can't afford to look after him anymore so they pimp him out to gay 'hosts'

He has recently been interested in traveling. This was from a trip where he visited an online friend in Colorado. He visited a boston friend and had a much less spergy time.

Also he lives with his parents in Minot, ND

I see. Well good on the host for being patient and sticking to his guns. I didn't really follow what happened when he stopped living with his sister so it's all news to me.

He's living with a dude in Massachusetts at the moment. Has a job at walmart too.

youtube.com/watch?v=XqozdDKSXp8

youtu.be/stAou5VzxHc?t=950

he looks like a ginger egorapter

That was a visit, he doesn't live with this person. His parents give him a ride to work every day

This thread really redpilled me on Uli.

He got fucked up by really shitty parenting.

This thread

>He got fucked up by really shitty parenting.
no, he's a fucking spergelord, you can't blame parents for that

Here's some proof

>his parents drive him from North Dakota to Massachusetts every day

>He got fucked up by really shitty parenting.
You say that like it's easy to raise mentally disabled kids

What makes you think he lives in Massachusetts?

proof that his family drives him to work

>Nick is miraculously able to make it up the stairs while carrying his own bag
Look what happened when his friends stop putting up with his bullshit. His parents should have done that a long time ago instead of enabling him.

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>His parents should have done that a long time ago instead of enabling him.
you have no idea what it's like to raise mentally disabled children
if you could fix their fucking annoying problems by refusing to tolerate it then every autistic child would be cured

...

Well, if you refuse to tolerate it their shit will either fix itself or they'll flounder and die. Either way, problem solved.

he's not autistic

>aspergers
I thought he just had OCD?

What happened to pamperchu? I used to see thread on him all the time. Last I heard he got cancer or something.

I didn't say he was, his behaviour is pretty similar to high-functioning autism though

>he fell for the "it's just OCD" meme
Uli was on the spectrum from day one user.

Man that's sad but also kind of cute. He's an innocent guy.

I wonder if he'll figure out the fortify/soul trap trick. Should be funny.

I'm not familiar with severe cases of OCD but a lot of his behavior seems to fit into Aspergers. There might be a lot of overlap but I don't think OCD can cover all of it.

>tfw loved Uli's website back in 2008-09, stayed up late reading it like a religious tome
>started degreasing my pizzas in highschool lunch because I was inspired by Uli's weight loss

>he will inspire autists to go outside more too
it was for the best

I started degreasing after seeing his video too, not even close to the same extent he did but it works well to clear any pooling or excess grease, especially on pepperoni pizzas.

I wonder if he'll ever go back to Platform Masters, even to just release a shitty demo, so all that time and passion won't have been lost for nothing.

>cancer
prob aids from diapers

i hope he releases it free open source
i want to read his comments

fucking americans and their garbage pizzas I swear to god

he used to be so cute

>Ulillillia got a job
I give him respect for not crying about being a sperg like all the other fuckers online. He tries the best he can to better himself.

He's a real human being.

now read the first two replies to this thread

if you eat enough pizza to the point where you need to start degreasing them you should probably cook them yourself and just use less greasy ingredients

>fapped to his sisters nudes in the last thread
Forgive me Sup Forums. I hadn't fapped in a week and I lost control.

>his sisters nudes
W-what?

Don't you have ANY standards?

check the last thread

the world is eating his soul. wonder what he'll look like in another 10 years. its sad really.

is he gonna make it

were all gunna make it brah

is he farting or shitting his pants?

Fucking hell this is a movie script

i hope he dies desu

I hope _I_ die desu

not that guy, but it takes like 10-15 seconds to do with a couple of napkins and imo makes the pizza taste better since pizza is way too fucking greasy

the term is sharting