This is your lieutenant for tonight

This is your lieutenant for tonight.
Say something nice about her.

I want to warm up this cinnamon roll before enjoying it.

i wish to become the elma person

Don't worry about the future, it's alright.

Her real body looks better.

Mim has tits and ass
Real body only has ass

Yeah but the real one looks cool

Sir, our people is getting pinned. We need air support, NOW, SIR!

Nice boobs, toots.

Is that song from Proffesor B.'s pov?

Hello?

HARD IN DECEMBER

Elma fucking sucks. XCX's story was ruined because everyone in every scene just has to circlejerk over this shitty bland waifu with no personality.
I guess you fags can relate to her because shes an autist.

NO
ROMANCE

>Say something nice about her
Fuck you, you lying cunt. Where's my human body? Why did my family have to die so some Wall Street fat-cats could live? You were supposed to save the human race, why did you half-ass it so much? Why are you still in charge when I've done 100x more to colonize this shitheap of a planet than you?

Your space poncho costume is cute. It looks even better on your true form.

I sure do wish you weren't mandatory for every fucking mission, but I'll take you over Lin any day.

>There wasn't enough room to take human bodies!
>But there was enough space to cut out a compartment with an elevator for Elma's body
Fuck that lying cunt.

Why can't you recruit Eleonora?
She's cute.

Because she's evil

She clearly didn't think so. Fuckin' human fetishist, wanted to be a qt brown gal.

Too busy making J-bodies.

NIGGA NEEDS A BIGGER GUN

>XCX's story
...was in the sidequests. The main story is just a gating mechanism punctuated by major events so sidequests feel like they're taking place in a changing world.

>Game doesn't let you kill the the true villains
>No option to start a mutiny to take NLA for the people, since you've done more for it than any of these chucklefucks

STOP TELLING ME TO USE MELEE ARTS, I ONLY HAVE ONE KNIFE I'M NOT MADE OF FUCKING MELEE ARTS

"GOOD HIT NOW FOLLOW UP WITH A MELEE ATTACK!" "NICELY DODGED COUNTER WITH A MELEE ATTACK" "GOOD SHOT FROM YOUR GUN THAT YOU HAVE, BETTER MELEE THEM TO MAKE SURE." "NICE MELEE ATTACK BETTER FOLLOW UP WITH A MELEE ATTACK"

STOP SLIDING OFF CLIFFS WITH YOUR TWO GUNS YOU SILLY BITCH

PLEASE DON'T AGGRO EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WITH YOUR KILLING STREAK BULLSHIT OH NO NOW EVERY INDIGEN ON THE CONTINENT WANTS US DEAD

WHY AREN'T YOU USING GHOST FACTORY I'M DYING

at least you have a good butt.

you know you can customize your parties soul voices, right user?

Adjust and limit her arts palette.

I made absolutely sure none of my party members had any attacks which could attract new enemies.

You still need Elma for like half of the affinity missions in the game, whereas everyone else is only needed for their own affinity missions.
She hogs up the spotlight from characters who are actually interesting.

>affinity missions
I'm not talking about those when I mention sidequests.

Point still stands that other characters would be remembered more fondly if Elma the autist wasn't the focus of every single damn scene.

But she's not. Only of main story and less than half of the affinity quests.

And other characters get barely anything, especially ones that have to share their AMs with Elma. Like Gwin for example.

Finally got back into Xenoblade X.
I forgot how warm this game made me feel inside.

Tail armour!

>yfw the switch version has jap voices and breast slider out of fear from the devs

I too wish I could use science to cast off my pasty body and become a mulatto goddess.