I didn't watch the Game Awards stream

I didn't watch the Game Awards stream.

Did I miss anything at all?

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butthole storm is getting a remaster that's about it

>id like to thank mcdonalds, taco bell, doritos, mountain dew, and terrible parenting for this great honor

Boogie should do audio only and never be seen. He's a poor role model for children.

The only thing you missed was the Doom music live concert, which was even better than I expected.

Nolan North kind of spit in the face of the striking voice actors.

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And that was rumored weeks ago.
Literally zero new announcements.

D44M ost live and Keighley proposing to Hideo.

just because it was rumoured doesn't mean it wasn't announced you double nigger

He's got his; the strikers are just competition, and he wants to keep the monopoly.

Bad rapping, ads for razor blades and the world's worst photographer

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

>no one butt raped in while he was vulnerable what shitty friends

DIVERSITY

>Kojima dick sucking
>Skrt
>Gaymers
>Why are you yelling?
>Keep em out for Harambe
>Bag of dicks

you didn't miss anything much

it was mostly shit

Dorito Pope had a nice speech for his mancrush. Nolan North gave a finger to the voice actors, and Doom had decent live music.

The rest was a mix of cringe and despair.

How fat can you get before you can't walk anymore?

Jesus fuck. Has he actually gotten bigger? How can he even walk?

>RTJ
>Bad

Is it that satisfying to pretend to dislike things for Internet points? You just exposed yourself

Remind me why people like this fat fuck again?

I second this. He's disgusting.

they want to be like him.
be fat as fuck, eat anything, have a wife, play videogames all day and still make money.

Pretty big.

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I just can't take this show seriously when they have an award for "most popular person who doesn't actually create games but they play or vlog about them or something."

His wife is fugly though.

>Boogie
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They gave Kojima a pity award

I don't like rap at all, if you do then more power to you.

Good. I'm not prepared to pay even more premium or have more DLCs because a couple of jumped up voice """"actors"""" think they're entitled to more money, even fucking royalties.

>this is my hole
>it was made for me

why dont they just stop eating?

kek this guy

>If you disagree with my taste in music you must be pretending.

Why did that obese fat piece of lard win? Because he keeps whining that he's so fat despite stuffing his face full of shit, and yet people feel sorry for him?

He's so fat he has his own gravitational center.

>all those edits

Couldn't he write a script and do it in one take so he doesn't look like an autistic faggot?

>receiving a goddamn AWARD for being an obese video playing fuck

I'm pretty fat myself but DAMN, DON'T ENABLE AND ENCOURAGE US TO BE THAT WAY.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

He is most likely an autistic faggot to be fair.

you sound like an ignorant tool

is that guy trying to prevent the fat guy from capsizing

Idk man, but I think him winning was definitely the best possible outcome. It triggered the entirety of NeoFAG and that's worth it to me.

Nice retort, autist.

[Colin Will Remember That]

This is the face of gaming everybody. This is what goobergators fought for. The right to be addicted to interactive media to the detriment of your health.

>US of motherfucking A
We should just nuke murrica and be rid of this SJW shit.

He's not wrong

>who thinks transgender characters should be written well in order to exist in games
>This is somehow a bad thing
I can't I just can't even. Literally shaking right now as I read this.

How do you do this without scraping your skin? Also would hurt your benis

>Watch me swooce right in!

Videos and pictures of potholing is how I developed my claustrophobia.

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I don't even like Trump but holy shit this "they gave it to someone who audience supports Trump" is the biggest load of bullshit. Not only is the award not politically motivated but he's not even taking issue with who the award was given to, but the political leanings of the audience who support the person getting the award. Fuck me.

>Giving a shit about anything in life

If you think there's going to be a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

>Shitty rapping
>Kojima dicksucking
>HUEman won esports player
>Overwatch won goty
>Pokemon GO won awards against actual games
>Razorblade ads
>Randy Pitchford

And there's more

Danny should have won. He's the least cancerous of them all and doesn't even need a fucking made up nickname for himself.

And unlike most YouTubers he actually does some worthwhile work.

Good things aren't always a good thing!

Fuck cave dwellers. They put other people's lives at risk for nothing.

Shame about the fact that he's a giant sjw Nazi on twitter.

That's how you die

How was the Bosman?

Fucking owned

I will never understand how this happens. Who the fuck gives him food? He clearly cant take the food himself, it has to be brought to him. If the fat fuck isnt strong enough to no eat, just dont give him enough food. Beat him up if he trows a tantrum or something. Its so easy to help him.

Why is he so angry that someone is gross and fat?

youtube.com/watch?v=rirJ1sE1-8E

Couldn't he just not eat for a couple days or even eat half as much as normal? It's what i did and i lost 25kg in 4 months without any exercise.

Danny "Come and fuck my girlfriend in her fanny while you choke me with a wire" O'Dwyer?
He's fucking terrible and a huge SJW cuck.

I can only imagine how bad this will get
>fall and break my leg
>call 911 because i cant move
>ambulance come to take me away
>wait...before you put me on the stretcher...i need to know who you voted for
>what?
>by not voting you are admitting you are a Trump supporter and therefore are a bigoted racist neonazi please put me down
>sir your leg needs medical attention
>FUCK OFF MY BODY MY RULES
>go to have leg amputated due to infection from lack of treatment
>hold on doctor who did your anesthesiologist vote for?
>I voted for hillary
>alright, and you doctor?
>well I was helping children in Uganda at the time so I did not vote
>not voting is a vote for Trump
>I will pay for the anesthesia but not the amputation
>sir this infection could spread to the rest of your body
>GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RACIST GIVE ME THE ANESTHESIA THEN CALL AN UBER TO TAKE ME HOME
>as long as the driver voted for Hillary if not then just leave me on the street I'll crawl home when I wake up

>pokemon go
>not being bigger and better than every 3ds game
>kojimas dick
>not worth sucking

>$50 Rerelease
>no graphic improvements
>no new anything
>Duke Nukem pack is a pre-order exclusive, and will be DLC after release
>they're charging $50 just to patch out GFWL

Fuck Gearbox.

The Zelda demos. Go watch them.

that webm should just end with black abyss

He's not wrong though

That's a good way to get brain amoeba.

He got bodied by a charge character and knocked over his jugs of piss in a blind rage before posting this video.

Nolan gets it. No one cares for VA, its the game that matters

what the fuck is happening here?

at least he's not a nigger

He's not but it's still a pretty pathetic thing to get angry over.

>exposed

>europoor

Reminder that you're under invasion.

That's LowTierGod for you.
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Who's the guy on the left? He looks familiar

Diversity in gaming. If everyone is going to label gamers as looking the same and acting the same, then someone who actually fits the stereotype is bound to win.

>that was footsies you black faggot

>Not know what brain amoebas are
>Google them

Jesus Christ, that's fucking horrifying

It's onion knight.

any decent country is under invasion these days.

Man if I were one of them I would've gotten a huge rock and blocked the entrance.

Peter Moore

Just watch this
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>Randy Pitchford
He was there? What he do?

Imagine being Kyle at this event and having to be all like "damn, Hydrobot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your sharp blades and horrific blatant commercialism. I would totally shave with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is play another round of Tetris in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kyle and not only stand in that spot while Hydrobot flaunts his disgusting exoskeleton in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the dents and cracks, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that thumbs up. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking advertisement but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HYDROBOT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his stupid fucking Mortal Kombat video contort into types of shameless shilling you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been playing nothing but a healthy diet of Tetris and Pokemon and later alleged "good" Zelda games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the Midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the steam that's seeping out of his stiff costume as he struggles to make a fist to fistbump you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "advanced (for that is what he calls himself)" technology, the technology he worked so hard for with hack scientists in the previous months. And then Geoff calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the theater security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're The Final Bosman. You're not going to lose your future game industry career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>I ruv you jeff

what did he mean by this?

>i didnt either
>now im not sleeping

t-thanks user

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It was an invitation to his hotel room.

>Lime
This faggot is on every neofag shot

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

How old is he again? 32?