Did you play video games with with your significant other today?

Did you play video games with with your significant other today?

I'll be a Wizard in 2 weeks.

So the answer is no.

>the only people coming over for Christmas is my nephew and her parents
>she's not allowed to play video games, and her parents feel uncomfortable when I player vidya in living room

Just get tinder and put fat neckbeard under your profile

youll probably get a thick juicy bitch but at this point why does it matter.

>Nephew
>Her

fuck everyone who has relationships

>nephew
>her

am i missing something here?

Not him but Tinder is dry as fuck in my area... Probably every one is with their significant other or with family.

no

I thought I stood at least a bit of a chance with a girl I met through DotA but recently all she does is post cutesy shit back and forth with some guy with huge gauges in his ears and tattoos all over on Facebook after spending the past 3-4 months bragging about how nice it is being single

I broke up with my boyfriend last month.

Because sex for its own sake is retarded.
Also, being a wizard and a fat neckbeard aren't necessarily going to coincide.

You should kill yourself then, less faggots = better world.

She's out of town for the holidays but we've been going through Kingdom Hearts 2 after I found out she was horribly underleveled for the end of the game

nobody loves me like that ;_;

He's not my significant other but my brother awkwardly looked on while I played Isaac and asked me how I could stand playing the same game over and over again.

Hint: it's autism.

dva so tiny ....so cute.....so pink....,

*drools

LOndon

headed to my boyfriend's house in about an hour to co-op some games

I've been living with her for 2 years so yes.

We are searching for some games as we both are going to improve our pcs this christmas.

Im not normalfag you cancerous nu-Sup Forums fags.

my only friend is turning more and more into a manchild weeb and just got a framed picture of dva in his room

>he fell for the girlfriend meme

girls are for boning not dating chump

Nah, since she's currently at her mom's for Christmas. Will when she gets back, though,

>Falling for 3dpd
You have at least one hand, I trust? If you do then the answer is simple.
3d women are trash

Drop by her mom's to drop off a gift as a surprise.
Then be surprised when her mom looks confused and had no plans to be with her.

Are you me?

Mai waifu is always in my heart but no, because I haven't played any video games today.

Not today, we usually play stuff on the weekend

My bf had to head back home for the Holidays since his Grandma has cancer, but once he gets back we're gonna rock our way through Yakuza 0

No, I'm a virgin and I don't have a girlfriend.

Her and her mom live like, 2 hours away.

What's your definition of "with" in this case? Literally? Generally, I'm not keen on playing stuff "with" her as in we are playing the same game / match on the same system or whatnot. I'm a lot more hardcore about things so I wouldn't usually have the patience for it. That said, there are a few exceptions like a game of civ 6 here or there.

Normally we'll each be playing our own thing. She does like watching me play stuff like Subnautica. She recently started playing that as well using my system, during which I'm nominally "watching" which really means I'm messing about on my phone, since I'm not big on watching other people play games.

I'll bet. Long time, I mean, distance.

Ever been to her mom's?

Yes, vidya and my significant other go hand and hand.

Nope. Haven't been to her house either. This relationship started long distance, 3 and a half months ago.

She doesn't play video games.

Sometimes I wish that I had a cool bf to play vidya with.

I don't have a girlfriend.
>what a fucking shock
Even if I did, they'd be on the other side of the state, along with my college. There's maybe 2
women that aren't over 40 in this truck stop we call a town.

No. She likes shit like singstar and the bad FF games.

Nah she's been ignoring me and I don't know why. I don't know how long I can keep this up, but I need my first kiss at least so I'll keep trudging forward

...

>She just left for a road trip. She doesn't even play vidya

I kinda lost all interest in women after all my attempts to get into relationships were a fucking failure. Not only that but pretty much the huge majority of every relationship i ever saw, from friends and family, even my own parents, turned into shit, some faster than others.

So i kinda just lost interest in getting chicks in any way, i guess i could always pay a prostitute but i don't feel like even doing that.

Not sure how to feel about this, I'm also a kissless virgin and i kinda don't give much of a fuck anymore.

>getting cucked by video games

we've reached a new low folks

God I sure hope so.

Sup Forums you're making me really aroused

>Not only that but pretty much the huge majority of every relationship i ever saw, from friends and family, even my own parents, turned into shit, some faster than others.
Pretty much this

You'll find someone, user. Don't give up dude

>nephew
>her
user...

We used to play terraria but she has since left me.

I'm not sure mate, I also always had a lot going on due to life so having a girl would probably just give me more problems.

>pic
But Sup Forums told me DVa is a lesbian now

No, because my current SO is letting me cuck her BF.

You people are retarded, it's obviously his nephew and his girlfriend's parents. Reading comprehension.

I have no gf. I also can't remember the last time I was hugged.

I can't get fucking laid for shit so fuck it. All my dreams were lies from the very beginning. I don't even have bros to chill with

So quick poll. How many of you made the mistake of staying friends with a woman after she shoots you down?

I did until the end of high school, stupid girl thought she could just turn back the clock and make things the same as they were.
Nothing ever turns back, you have to rebuild the entire relationship after it's premise is shifted.

Nah killing myself soon probably desu senpai

If you want to get laid here's your options.
>Become someone fuckable.
This takes energy, fuck that noise.
>Hire a prostitute/escort.
This takes money. Fuck that noise.
>Find damaged goods.
This is the path of least resistance. Find lonely single mothers, 18-20 year olds with daddy issues, and uggos. They will spread their legs faster and witht he most ease.


Otherwise buy an onahole and an occulus rift and be into your wizardry for the long run.

Anons, whats a good MMO these days?

Tried it once, doesn't work. Cut ties and move on.

You do, but you really want not to.

I did it twice. Only did it the second time because she kept actively starting conversations with me for awhile after and she ended up being the only person outside my family I could expect to ever do so. Later on she turned into a cunt so I eventually made the nuke.

no i played with my penis

>work with extremely introverted girl
>find out she likes Pokemon
>also discover she's never had a BF at age 28
>hang out with her a couple times at the lake playing Pokemon GO
>she comes over to my place this past weekend to play Pokemon S/M
>I buy us pizza
>after a while she sits really close to me on my couch
>today
>tell her I'm cold at work
>she offers me her blanket

Is this a good thing?

FUCK HER user

you didn't fuck yet? jesus christ user shes giving the signals

user she seems like a sweet girl if you I say tell her how you feel if you got the feelings for her and if she wants to be friends than oh well just trying is the best you can do.

Gf doesn't like videogames and that's fine. A few weeks ago I convinced her to play Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime and she loved the aesthetics, but after an hour or so I noticed that she was tired of playing and we stopped.

I still watch films and series with her, but videogames are for myself only.

Rape her to ruin her trust in men forever. Do it in the blanket she gave you while making pikachu noises to cement her mistake

I played CSGO with my boyfriend while sitting on his lap. Playing with your SO is the best feeling in the world.

We skyped while I tried to figure out what I was doing the last time I played Morrowind before starting a new game and he played his latest autism game, Rimworld.

You're my significant other though, Sup Forums.

fuck you

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heh

If companionship/a relationship is something you want, yes.

The only good advice right here, ignore the rest

This is bullshit.

Try this instead

Kinda need my right hand to move the mouse, so yes.

Is love necessary to live a happy life?

It's a legitiment psycological need hard wired into us.

Why do you think most wizards kill themselves when they turn 40?

My girlfriend never plays and subtly loathes that I do.

>Because sex for its own sake is retarded.
i dunno, i kinda like it when i get blown every other week and we just go our seperate ways. I don't want pillow talk and a relationship I just wanna choke a dude with my dick once in a while, what's retarded about that?

Careful m8. Sounds like your girls gone and put herself on Santa's naughty list this year for Tyrone's BBC

I had to work tonight, so I couldn't play videogames with my boyfriend. I'll probably have enough time to play with him tomorrow though

They're opening the portal to traverse different dimensions.

That sucks and I wanna deny it but I get the feeling it's true.

Oh well, there are worse ways to go than suicide.

No. We broke up recently after she revealed she's gay.

I don't play videogames with my gf. Only the bedgames.

Cuckkkk

>implying people on Sup Forums have girlfriends
You're a funny guy user.

As if everyone doesn't have their own pool of shit to deal with. Get your shit together and let the right one in

I did but I had her sucking my dick the year after

>with your significant other

I did in college, once, then I learned self respect.

Tracer was never your girlfriend faggot

Nope. I became her boss.

yes it was called honey select and we both enjoyed it