This is a Nord vampire

This is a Nord vampire.

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Why are nords such literal bix noods and we wuzes?

I'm pretty sure that's just a daedric lord's cum bucket

Yours doesn't look like my game. Where's the big jiggly boobs and pretty face?

this is a my wife

Inferiority complex cause by living around the ruins of a dead civilization (dwemer) that is x10 more advanced than their own.

This is a dead vampire

Old and busted.

Dunmer don't have that issue. Neither do the redguard, although they achieved nuclear fission which I'm not sure even the dwemer were capable of.

Jurgen Cuckcaller neutered his entire race because of the Battle of Red Mountain.

That's my dad

>raped by the daedric lord of domination
>won't marry you not even if you try by console codes
>people still see her as a waifu
Lmao and people called Aerin a cuck, this shit is on another level.

>caring about Serana when Dawnguard added the superior Nord waifu, Injard.

MOLAG'D

Every NPC looks the same senpai

>Injard
>not the Dwemergeek girl Sorine Jurard
Shaking my head, fám. At least my dawnguard waifu has brains.

>best dawnfu
>not beleval

Silly user
That's not Vivec

eugh

Best Dawnguard girl was dead Dawnguard girl.

:(

kek this is bullshit if I've ever seen it, I'm gonna need a source for this.

She looks so old, she must be at least thirty biologically.

Ain't nobody into that.

And this is a super saiyan

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The HoonDing once bestowed Cyrus with a sword capable of splitting atoms with its strikes. It produced the results you'd expect. He even beat Eazy-V with it.
It was so OP Tiber Septim had to Chim-Chim-Cheroo it away.

“And the Hist now twice shamed, though I suppose I should thank you for that, at least. The one version of this place where you did cut the atomos to make my friend look foolish? You don’t even remember that because I had to make it right again."

There is no source. Just some Redguard legends about master swordsman with super magic sword skills and then their homeland blew up.


This of course means they so good at swording they cut atoms and achieved nuclear fission.

imperial-library.info/content/lord-vivecs-sword-meeting-cyrus-restless

tl;dr OG Cyrus explains that they can cut things like atomos and it creates explosions similar to nukes

my fucking nigga Ingjard best girl

She's probably one of the best looking vanilla female Nords. Easily up there with Syglja.

>Skyrim was 5 years ago

Is he gonna be ok?

They're so good with swords they can use them to split atoms. This creates a fission event that can achieve supercriticality.

I don't know it looked pretty fucked up in that gif.

Nope. Cyrus mastered it as well when he achieved CHIM and mantled HoonDig back when the empire was being formed.

Serana is for ___

>Little Dovakiin will be starting preschool/kindergarten next year

NOT CANON

Tender love and marriage!

I almost forgot about this

Taking the fat daedric cock.

I feel bad for that kid but not really

Wait until TES #: Hammerfell bucko

I've seen this before; but imagine the sheer confusion that animal would have experienced in the time before it's death

>one minute chilling
>nek minnute 1/2 of your body is disintegrated but your head is intact
wat

>autistic neckbeard wanks over kirkbride's dude weed lmao ramblings
>doesn't realize they're not canon
>game comes out and directly contradicts said pseudo-philosophical bullshit
>autists rage on the internet about rice based economies and muh chim

I don't need to wait until TES 6 to know what's going to happen.

I think the only reason I liked serana was because she had more speaking animations than standing still or standing still with crossed arms.

Not for fucking because Molag Bal absolutely destroyed that pussy.

She can't possibly get married now, after what happened to her every orifice . . . every particle of her skin, her mind, her very soul. Over and over again, countless times, Not a single piece of her being left unmarred . . . every last glimmer of hope of life tainted, even her capacity to love was horrendously raped until it was broken.

Serana is just the walking talking shell left over after her mind, body and soul were completely broken by the Daedric Rape God.

I have a boner now

It'd be weird not to.

>running through dawnguard quests
>forced to take serana around
>traveling to riverwood when a dragon attacks
>alvor and sigrid go after it for some reason and get killed
>serana immediately revives them as thralls
>when i try to reset them they moan uuuugggguuuuh instead of their regular dialouge and are forever screwed
yeah fuck you serana you can stay in that damn castle

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Didn't she just get raped once?

Would still marry her

Yes, what did you need?

>bad thing happened
>tells you how happy she is with you, and if you feel the same
>lol nah I can't get married because some bad shit happened

Is she fucking autistic?

Holy shit the dragonborn dlc is fucking awesome, I just did the Kagrumez trials mission and got my Dwarven spider, now we're the perfect team!

>skyrim dwarven armor
gross

Better than Morrowind, worse than Oblivion.

For me the only downsides are the boots and the vertical plate in the face. Everything else looks good on it, the gold + purple colors sems like royalty.

>he doesn't like Morrowind's Dwarven Mecha design
they're all pretty good imo
but I can't get over Oblivion's overall hideous aesthetics

Nigger what? It looked great. Look at this /fa/ bastard. Best looking armor in the game.

Disgusting

Holy shit I bet that girl doesn't even have a separate pussy and ass any more.

>vampire
>is pure good
>isn't evil and pretending to be good to manipulate you

I want this shit to end.

It looks great for Oblivion (and the design would translate well to other games) but everything in Oblivion looks like garbage. The shield is also kind of shit.

>implying she isn't feeding off of you when you sleep

I dig the shield.

>Dwarves are just another form of Elves in Elder Scrolls

What did they mean by this?

oblivion is a great game and you should shut your bitch mouth

orcs are just elves too
and khajiits

>You will never rescue her from being raped and make her eat all the eggs

Oblivion looks like garbage regardless of the quality of the gameplay. Quests are GOAT at least.

More interesting than the norm wouldn't you agree?

>Injard
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE DAWNGUARD

rip

I rather have this kind of wise looking Dwarve, than any other dumb looking Dwarve.

Can vampires achieve CHIM?

That seriously looks like hot fucking garbage.

looks retarded

now THIS is a dwarf

>Achieved nuclear fission
It was a mistake.

>lydia in an iron helmet

when did this start

I recognize that midget!

do you?

she can be my dwarf queen any day

Is the best looking helmet, everyone agree.

This

All top tier wife and breeding material for strong male Nords in no particular order
>Mjoll
>Sylgja
>Aela
>Injard
>Olfina (mod)
>Lydia
>Jordis
>Ysolda
>Hilund
>Orla

Any mortal can achieve CHIM provided they have an ego big enough to not erase themselves during the process.

>everybody loves Ingjard now
when did this start?
I've been hunting vamps with her since Dawnguard came out

Purple is royalty considering the dye was hard to come by in ancient times thus valuable, so yeah thats a nice touch

>dyke
>literally who
>smelly dog
>ok
>cucking that bro tier battle born
>house slut
>nigga who
>cat fucker
>
>nigga seriously who
At least you don't have any scalies on there

this is a super hank

>At least you don't have any scalies on there
I think he said "for strong male Nords " for a reason my man.

Orla is my wife please don't be mean to her

>calls mjoll a dyke
>doesn't know who Sylgja is
>giving a shit about the Battle Borns
>never played Dragonborn

s m h

I don't know, I started Dawnguard recently and never really noticed her the first time I played it. I ran into her just walking around the fort and noticed how pretty she was. Without mods Injard and Sylgja are easily the best looking female Nords you can marry.

>>never played Dragonborn
To be fair you could have played most of Dragonborn and not know who Hilund is. Morwen is the better wife from Dragonborn anyway.

You can't marry Ingjard without mods

fuck really? guess I shouldn't have just assumed then.

on women

Nords = Bretons > Imperials > Dunmer > Redguards > Bosmer > Altmer > Orc > Khajiit > Argonian

I don't understand how all the female Thalmor Justicars can look cute but the only Altmer you can marry in the game is ugly as fuck.

Nah, ancient nord looks better.

Are you by any chance a dark souls player ?

>priestess of dibella

She has probably had 100 dicks inside her