ITT: Characters that are literally you

ITT: Characters that are literally you.

Calling the cops

We're both retarded and dumb and somehow manage to still pull through.

Can I impregnate you?

No! No! A million times no! Stop. Stop. What have I done to you? You torture me with these threads. You wrench my heart in two.
I will never hold your hand.
I will never stare deep into your beautiful eyes.
I will never lead you to bed and we will never be entwined in our passion.
These thoughts encircle my mind and poke it with rusty sticks. I'm about to have a breakdown. Please. Stop. Posting. My love.

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When will nep get bodacious hips?

No, but you can have this present! Merry Christmas, user!

MOOOOOOODSSSS!

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Reminder

>female anime character
You aren't a girl user, you have a penis

LLLLLLLOOOOONDOOOOOOON!!!

>This melts my cold heart

I really love how they made the trailers look as "autnetic" as possible
>Vert's wallpaper is maid cadidates
>icons are candidates from RB2 bonusfor PC
>trailers are videos she has on screen
And after todays trailer it looks like we'll get two more

;_;

Please post more Uni

But you can have a penis and be a girl at the same time.

Glad I could help, user!

Can I get a present too? Its going to be a lonely christmas

>stretch marks on his face
sheesh

kek

at least you're loaded

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>tfw you look just like him

I'm all out of presents, but you can have a hug if you want.

Where did you get my picture?

I'll take it!

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