Post your cringy, stupid or embarrassing shit you do related to vidya.
I always play every game on Easy mode the first time through, unless it blocks off content. Most games just up enemy health and damage so it's only worth playing harder modes in games like DMC or Bayonetta, but I still feel like a shitter.
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Any game with romance options and choices I look up the consequences of all my choices so I can get the best possible route.
I don't dress up like a slut whenever I play female characters.
Dumb sissy anime boi.
I'm bad to moderate at videogames.
I've been playing for 26 years and I'm still not specially good at any game
I erp in WoW and FFXIV
I'll always initiate a conversation with an npc from behind if I know it's going to trigger a cutscene or something just because I like to watch my character have to walk all the way back around to the front
As a guy or a slutty elf girl?
Because I'd be interested.
>I spend half of my playtime dressing characters up, I don't even get off to it either. 50 hours in create a character and 50 hours fighting in Soulcalibur 5, for example.
>I always keep two save files at the exact point in the story, as in two nearly identical save slots. It doesn't actually serve a purpose for me though.
>If there is a long hallway or obvious boss entrance, I'll always walk slowly up to it.
>I cheer the characters on sometimes.
As a cute curly blond human paladin girl with a schlong
I think that's totally fair.
Honestly I think most games would be better off if they had no difficulty options whatsoever. The game ought to be balanced enough as-is. If you need to include an Easy or Hard mode, that just means you didn't design your encounters correctly.
But difficulty modes that significantly change the game are fine too, especially if they mutual benefits, like you can only take a single hit but your attacks do way more damage, or playing on Hard mode gives you unique weapons and armor unlocks.
There was a game I played recently, called Momodora, that almost seemed designed around the 1-hit ko mode exclusively, because defeating bosses without taking damage gave you access to some REALLY powerful active and passive items.
I thought most people did is, user.
There are so many games out there that carry over your progress, so it feels stupid to handicap yourself when you know you could be running through these difficult parts with overpowered gear in a second run.
As long as you keep it to yourselves.
People who ERP in the middle of dungeons or anywhere else where other people can read that shit are the absolute worst people.
>there are no doujins of Kaine dicking Zero
Also my fetish.
I spend more time shitposting than playing vidya
I savescum in stealth games. A lot.
That's all, I think.
Oh yes, I believe in utmost discretion. Kids play these games, you know? Plus I can't do it with someone who is underage, it just feels really wrong. I remember almost doing that once and they told me "I'm 17 lol" when trying to irl flirt and it made me draw back, then I pretended to D/C and never brought it up with them again.
Which one? I'm also super picky about who I erp with
Anything that let's me quick save I save scum
My playtime is always 20 hours longer than How Long To Beat says it should be.
wtf is wrong with you nigger
Well, yeah. It's just that in other genres it's not that big of a deal.
I agree with this a lot. I think my preference would be only a few - maybe two or three - difficulty levels and each one changes a lot about the game, or is unlocked progressively in new game plus. Something like Ratchet & Clank where challenge mode unlocks new weapons, tiers for upgrades and so on is neat.
One of my favourite examples is hard mode in the first Devil May Cry, where enemy layouts are switched up so an enemy you only fight in the late game is introduced in the second level instead, giving you a whole new experience. It's bretty gud.
I'm avoiding my friends who play swtor so I can play Starbound... Alone I just find swtor so terribly boring
This is a confession thread :( this is like making fun of someone at the gym for being fat
I dismissed all rhythm games as casual garbage for women and party-fags because the only one I had any exposure to was Guitar Hero.
Now I'm fucking addicted to them.
I haven't got one came I can genuinely call myself good at. I'm fucking awful at every shooter I've ever played, and in MMOs and MOBAs I can't build for shit without reading someone else's guides. In strategy games I can only sometimes beat the AI and I often cheat. There is no game in which I can confidently PvP. Performing a BnB in any fighting game is beyond my ability.
In any sandbox/construction game I have never been able to make an even slightly aesthetically pleasing build. If I visit the generals for shit like Minecraft or Starbound I see other people making realistic-level homes with theming while I live in a fucking cave.
My greatest achievement is 1cc'ing Perfect Cherry Blossom on Normal, in the almost 20 years I've been playing vidya. And yet it's the only thing I ever really do.
>avoiding play multiplayer with friends to play by yourself
I'm sure that's standard affairs here
i get the sexiest outfit i can find and fap away to my character, especially Black Desert, and Skyrim with mods holy hell
a fat person at the gym is at least trying to improve themself
how is pretending to be a girl with a dick (is that even a thing) healthy for your nonexistent sex life? you clearly got problems m8
Every time there's a villain female I really like I fantasize about hypothetical situations where she's not as bad as she usually lets on and that there are some vulnerable moments for her. Beat that, cringemasters.
I've bought and played bad games, and dropped good games, over whether or not there was cute boys playable in it.
What games allow me to dress up as a slut and get fucked?
I look for girls in video games (or guy-girls) not to be their friend or because omg grils, but to use them to gain prestige in a guild and build a circle of friends
I have a reload fetish.
I cheat in many strategy games because I never git gud at them
I only buy games if I think it'll be easy to platinum. I buy shitty garbage games if the platinum is easy enough. I ignore games that I might actually be interested in playing now if the platinum is too hard.
My greatest regret is missing the Steam friend trend even to the point where the threads don't show up on here. I have like 30 friends on Steam who I never talk to. I never built the relationships I hear so many talk about, and I never had the multiplayer experiences that so many others seemed to have shared.
I'm not pretending to be anything, I'm just doing tandem writing of smut with other writers. I'm firmly grounded in reality. I just really like weird porn and I like reading a lot in general so its just a perfect fit.
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>Really like game's setting, characters and music.
>Don't have nearly enough skill or reaction times to actually win legitimately.
>Cheat to win and avoid any discussions about the game due to feelings of guilt.
I looked up build guides and sidequest walkthroughs in Bloodborne because I hate missing out on content and weapons. Inadvertently spoiled myself on alot but I still had a good time.
I probably wont ever do that again though, blind runs are infinitely better.
is that a dick? what gamne
Is this Titanfall 2? Because I'm picking it up in a few days and damn, I'm already erect.
I'm incredibly shy to the point that I can't play certain games with people online.
>no one on one games specially fighting games where I'm directly competing against someone because I'm afraid of them getting mad at me if I win
>live 4 player coop games like Soul Sacrifice, Freedom Wars and Borderlands but too shy to play with other people so I just solo the whole game because I don't want people to get at me if I fuck up
>can't play mobas because can easily tell if I'm fucking up
>only thing I can play are fps with a high number of players so I can just blend in without people noticing if I'm shit or not
>if they do realize I'm shit by doing something like being the only heavy and not being able to take out all the turrets because I keep dying to them I just quit the game and lay in bed staring at the ceiling
>also I play a shit ton of MMOs but never party with anyone or ever do any raids
I spend all my time playing videogames until my eyes are bleeding, but i fucking hate to talk about them with people, i instantly change the subject of the conversation when that happens, same with animu.
>>no one on one games specially fighting games where I'm directly competing against someone because I'm afraid of them getting mad at me if I win
Holy shit user. I've the opposite problem
>scared of getting trashed exclusively by one person because I feel like I'm wasting their time
I hate killing sexy enemies in games, I always think the mc should just rape them
Griggs can do no wrong when he animates guns. Still love his CoD 4 work.
Probably not answering the right question but im embarassed that i jacked off to skyrim lewd mods.
whats keeping you from making friends now in game
I think the problem with only having one mode is that you're going to fail to make a game that's enjoyable for many different players. Some people are legitimately terrible at games and need easy mode to beat and enjoy them. Some people get pissed when games are too easy and don't challenge them.
I do think the traditional method of separating modes (enemies have more health and do more damage, nothing else changes) is pretty shitty though.
Oh user, I understand your pain.
I still play MonHun solo, because I'm scared strangers will think I'm letting the team down.
I beat maybe a quarter of the games I play. For some reason I lack the dedication to finish most single player games, even if I was enjoying them. Meanwhile I hundreds of hours in a number of different multiplayer games.
i wish you didn't feel like that man. i play games with my best friend, and he is pretty bad at most of them. he definitely holds me back a little but i dont mind because playing with my friend is fun. if you want to be my steam friend, or like blizz friend, you can add me if you want. i'll play games with you and not bully or anything man. i mean most people dont judge or give a fuck about other peoples performance. sounds like you have really bad anxietey bruv. ever tried smoking weed and just chilling?
Played rhythm heaven yet? If you haven't, go do that.
Because online gaming communities are either dead or post-ironic memers. You can't really make a genuine connection. Everything is so self-aware.
I've written a 400+ page erotic fan fiction based on Marvel vs Capcom 2
A dude from Sup Forums offered to buy me Trine 2 (was on discount) if I send him picks of my cock and butt.
Still regret it to this day but at least the game was good.
Links?
I haven't, but I'm considering picking up a used DS for the Miku games, so I guess there's another reason to go ahead with it.
Second Life. A magical place where your sickest and most obscure fetishes can become a reality.
>when you find a gun on the work shop that you don't care for but the animations are crunchy as fuck
I know how you feel, I think it started with killing floor
My favorite games are the most repetitive of JRPGs because grinding for no actual reason is weirdly fun to me. I just began Digimon Cyber Sluts earlier today and spent a good hour or so in the first digital roadway thing right after getting access to the DigiLab so I can grind for several Rookie levels. The Gameboy version of Dragon Warrior I and the GBA Final Fantasy I are among my favorite games because I just like grinding to shit on the bosses and mobs and stuff, without some gayass story getting in the way of my fun
I was always disgusted by female character designs in Western games, until I started playing The Witcher 3 and saw Yen's face for the first time.
>fall in love with video game character
>she becomes my waifu
>for as long as she's my waifu I refuse to look at doujins or rule 34s of her because I think it would be disrespectful to sexualize her or whatever
>fall in love with new character
>kick old waifu to the curb for new waifu
>proceed to look up as much rule 34 of ex waifu because she is no longer a waifu to be loved and respected because she is now only a filthy cumdumpster that you use to drain your balls
I play games for 15 years (or more?) and im still shit at them.
I never had consoles so i never grew up playing mario, zelda or other shit and i can't understand the hype.
I don't think FF7 is that good (its alright but not THAT good and there is A LOT of bullshit gameplay in it) and battle system is the most retarded thing ever created and materia system is boring and doesn't matter.
I don't really mind cover-based shooters if they done nice.
I donated too much money to F2P games.
>(is that even a thing)
You come to Sup Forums for the election or something? If that sets you off you're going to have a hard time here.
I never look up porn for games or shows that I enjoy.
>never played Nocturne
>decide to play it
>get lost in the school which is like the first area because the lack of flashing direction marker telling me where I should go so I just kept running up and down the same goddamn hallways like a hundred times
People complain that modern games are too casual with the hand holding and whatever, but fuck I don't know maybe they have a point.
>Play Nocturne.
>Get lost in an area that doesn't exist.
It's a hospital and you skipped the text user, that's why.
user, I want to protect you and play games with you because I know that feel, and I hate for when I have to play a game that I'm clearly new at or obviously getting my bearings back with and I'm getting chastised for it. Or otherwise making a stupid mistake that eventually leads to me making even more mistakes because people proceed to fuck with me about that first one that I made.
I honestly hate it so much. Some people are just the worst, and I hate how sometimes, I even go as far as to do it myself to some people who gave me trouble on something new for them.
>'nobody cares about you erp losers!"
>gives over an entire minute of his time to record a message about how much he doesn't care
>takes even more time to post it here
Were you really that butthurt that user said he was "picky" about who he erps with? Were you too afraid you wouldn't make the cut?
Similar to you guys where I just play co-op games and never play PvP except in that one game where I understand how PvP works. Now I've expanded it and I can play PvP pretty much anywhere that isn't in a genre of game that I dislike. You just gotta stop thinking people will get angry at you and laugh at their anger. I remember when teachers were shouting and getting angry at school while I was in glee.
Just to say, I was the guy initially asking about the erps, but I didn't post the vocaroo. Someone else got butthurt about the ERPer playing futas.
I used a guide for Ace Attorney, VLR, and others.
>You just gotta stop thinking people will get angry at you
Not the same guy and you probably don't mean anything major, but I hate it when people say stuff like this.
It wouldn't be an issue if you could just switch it off.
I still haven't gotten around to beating Portal. I own a replica Portal gun and those Portal book ends.
The only way I'm able to play video games is if I buy it because sunken cost fallacy. I just lose interest otherwise as I found out by pirating my 3DS. I have like 15 games on there and the only one I've played to completion are a few VNs and Pokemon.