You won't be sleeping alone this Christmas, right Sup Forums?

You won't be sleeping alone this Christmas, right Sup Forums?

no, I'll have a bottle

>fake tits

DAUGHTER WANT MILKY!!!

I'm a 24 virgin who haven't even kissed a girl yet. So yeah, alone this year

They need to add milk leaking from her nipples and maybe then I'll touch myself to this.

fpbp

souce?

Boku no Pico

le so funny mey mey

26 yo vegan here...
Became a Nihilist to cope with the lonliness.

Ovewatch

overwatch

All of her is fake, user.

mei from overwatch

Dr Mei-Ling Zhou

Ask silly questions, get silly answers, motherfucker

here you go bro

Why become a vegan if everything is the same to you
Why wouldn't you kill yourself if everything is the same to you

Oh shit, time for /d/

eh. I'm not a man of high standards anymore. Thanks buddy.

why are girls so picky?

Good taste user, we need more lactation pics

Tracer

Requiring you to have basic hygiene and basic social skills isn't being picky
I doubt you even look at any girl that isn't 7/10 or better while you are likely a 3/10 at best

London?

user, I could literally go for anything. I'm not picky at all and I take care of my hygiene. I deserve someone, I'm not even fat.

Nah, I will be sleeping with my boyfriend

>I deserve someone

Where shouldn't I go tomorrow?

Sarah Palin

>I deserve someone
Found your problem
I bet you also call yourself a nice guy

>2016
the year astro turfing your pleb shit game with cartoon boobs became an essential component of your marketing mix

kys 2016

you deserve to die alone

/thread

I will but that's because I'm in my hometown at my parents and she is with her family over the weekend

Nah, family dinner on the 24st, then more family on the 25th and going away with the girlfriend for New Years.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper then dinner for two.

I'll be alone this year just like the last 8 years, user. No family and no friends.

haha, ebin, i understood that reference :^)

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