When you see a Mercy on your team

>when you see a Mercy on your team
>when you know she has your back

Is there a better feeling?

>Is there a better feeling?

Yes. It's when you hear
>"I am fully charged!"

>when you see a Mercy on your team
>she doesn't heal you
>instead she acts like a faggot and uses here pistol

>Is there a better feeling?

Yeah, having any other healer instead.

>when you hear that laser

it's like having Zeus' lightnings at your fingertips

>play mercy
>your team have no dps
>nobody manage to hit the fucking genji
>switch to pistol
>delete him
>some faggot die because you stopped healing his ass during 2s
>MERCY FUCKING NOOB HEAL ME

God. Why don't they just use Lucio instead?

>hurr durr imma battle Mercy xD
>when enemies attack me they're genuinely surprised when I shoot them back and kill them xDDD

Fucking hell just switch if you want to go rambo.

If only she were a good healer

pick tracer
zoom behind enemy team... Unload on mercy's skulll.... press e.... target the next squishy....

>when you see a DPS on your team
>when you thank them whenever they kill an enemy

I hope all you guys do this.

>viral shilling on Sup Forums for your employer's sucky "game"

having one of the useful healers instead

Only if they either confirm my kill or save me from getting my shit pushed in.

>when you realize Mercy is fucking a fat chinese neckbeard while you are watching and playing OW like a dumb cuck

LOL

yes, having great rein watching your back as a bastion player and getting powered up by ana as bastion

>Backfill a losing game on Dorado defense
>We have a Mercy and no tank
>I go Reinhardt
>Our team is scattered
>Stay near the payload
>Mercy all over me
>Turn around and do a crouch dance to show my support for her
>I will not let anyone hurt my healer waifu
>Aggressively defend her, always glancing back to make sure no weeb screecher is on her
>"YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE" for their final push
>Drop the hammer like it's hammer time
>Clean up the enemy team
>VICTORY
>Do a crouch-victory dance with Mercy
>Say thanks for the heals

Always look after your healers.

No because I know Mercy is dead weight on a team. I'd rather hear an actual healer like Ana darting me from the back, because then I truly know I won't die.

OVERWATCH IS NOT A REAL FPS
SMASH IS NOT A FIGHTING GAME

fuck those heal sluts,smack em around and they still follow you

>He fell for the heal slut meme

NEIN
HEALERS ARE AN ASSET TO THE TEAM
THEY MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

Reinhardt's like you make my vagina(male) tingle.

>Is there a better feeling?
Yes, when you have an Ana on your team that has your back

As a pharah main I worry when I have a mercy pocket pussy with me. They always seem to float around when there is a mcree or 76 .

>tfw when you have a ana

Ana was a mistake

i dont give a shit about a meme

healers better be on their feet because this aint favour -ville

And your ass needs to be defending them too.

>tfw keep killing enemy mercy so she can't heal or res anyone

Probably the best feeling.

>designated healer
>pick mercy
>tell guys not to overextend and stay in my los so I can jet to them to save them or me
>never never never ever listen to me
>switch to lucio

Reminder that Mercy is a shemale

>Is there a better feeling?

Yeah, when the retard who picked Mercy switches off the objectively worse healer and picks Ana, who has:
+Best healing in the game, can outheal any damage besides certain ults
+Sleep dart which shuts down ults and opens lines in the enemy's defense
+Biotic Grenade that insta heals AND stops enemy healing for a short period
+Best ult in the game even after the nerf

Haha either way I'm coming for you nigga.

Prepare that impotent rage.

>wanting a Mercy on your team
enjoy bronze waifufag

>impotent rage
Exact words to describe my overwatch expirence

Yeah, having Ana on your team.

This can happen only in vidya but I feel better with nigger on my back.

It's not fair bros
She was supposed to rule the meta
"The best single target healer in the game"

Fuck you anafags, fuck you!

mercy will return to queen healslut once ana's grenade inevitably gets nerfed

>nobody who can deal actual damage bothers turning an excruciating 90 degrees every now and again to glance back and make sure the other team's flanker isn't being a nuisance for the 64th time of the round

Nothing would make me happier than a team that never leaves me having to even touch the pistol

Yeah, especially since I main winston. I know that when I jump back out toward my team to safety that I'll get healed so I can jump back in. Instead of fucking around with a lucio, or zens slow ass healing, or even an ana who usually is more focused on fighting it seems.

>when you see a Mercy on your team
>when you know she only follows the other guy in her party
>when you know you will die alone

it's just like real life

>only heal people who thank me
>never use my ult

I'm already a demon.

>Be Mercy
>Pocketing McCree
>Idiot keeps running directly into the enemy wall and dying immediately
>Get sick of his shit and pocket someone else instead
>Lose
>McCree blames me because I refused to follow him into his innevitable death every single time

>Is there a better feeling?

Having a Zenyatta or Ana on your team instead

Congratulations, you managed to kill a distraction character while a stronger character killed your stronger teammates.

>watching a roadhog look around in a panic and try to retreat while smacking his right click while zenny puts a discord orb on him and the whole squad goes H.A.M

>not just using pistol exclusively and let the saltmines fill themselves

Bonus points for teabagging and not responding in chat

When Ana is watching over you instead

This is the literal worst Twitter style meme I've seen boys

Stick to file names, you people are decent at that

>Zen, Ana, and Lucio can all support theyre team and contribute offensivly at the same time
>Mercy can only do one at a time
>Mercy's offensive capability is literally garbage
>Her healing is worse than Ana's

How do we fix Mercy?

Why does she still not have a Nazi costume?

>Heroes never die!
This line makes Anubis and Volskaya even worse

How is that worse than getting killed outright and then having the rest of the team getting smacked on both sides with no healing?

Make her ambidextrous.

...

two words:
over
heal

>unload on mercy's skull
what did they mean by this?

>>when you know she has your back
filthy dumb waifushitter scum

Rez'd teammates are invulnerable for 2-3 seconds until they attack so they can choose to scramble to safety

...

sure

i'd rather medic had my back than mercy.

I AM BULLETPROOF

>heal some retarded chad who thinks he's a beast on reinhardt
>he's dogshit, I'm the only reason he's not dying
>some tracer, sorry lesbotracer flanks me
>whip out my pistol and slay the dyke
>reinhardt proceeds to die
>calls me out
was it you?

>mercy teams ups with Reinhardt
>he has his shield up
>she damage boosts him
That's a context where the "stupid battle mercy" is actually appreciated. If this is a recurring problem for you then you might be Larry David.

I feel bad when I kill a mercy on the enemy team...

Because standing around pressing e every 12 seconds is boring.

>Ana
>Healer
Do you also consider Symmetra to be a healer?

>he doesn't know about rezing
>he doesn't know about damage boosting
>he doesn't know about the pistol
If I ever encounter you, I hope we're on opposite teams. But, based on the sound of it, you probably play on xBone.

not playing Overwatch

You're unique and intelligent. Are you also an atheist, by any chance?

>have mercy on team
>realize she's dogshit and we're losing
>tell healer to switch to Ana, turns out they were decent at aiming
>they do it
>we win

Mercy is trash in every sense of the word.

>see a Mercy main on my team
>know I'm probably going to lose because this healslut isn't play a good healer