DEEPEST LORE thread

DEEPEST LORE thread

Since when are Luigi and Mario twins? Is this the first time we hear about this?

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they aren't the fucking super mario twins

not canon

Yoshi's Island, they were delivered to the parents at the same time. They've always been considered twins, just Mario is older for some reason.

They've been called twins in some things and older/younger brothers in others.
Who seriously gives a fuck?

They are the Mario twins they look
the same.

they've always been twins

it was made by miyamoto and shit, it's an official mario game. It's cannon

Since 1995

Confirmed in Yoshis Island you fucking child

Super Mario BROS

not Super Mario Twins

what the fuck is this shit

I ask one, you want ice cream
they bof say yes

I know this is bait but you're still an absolute mongoloid.
Twins = Bros

Weren't they always?

Who the fuck cares about Mario lore

Totally forgot about that

So all the characters in Super Smash Bros are twins as well?

All twins are bros but not all bros are twins.

shiggidy shwa?

You're an idiot

shiggity shiggity schwa

All male twins are brothers.
Not all brothers are male twins.

How new are you? They have always been twins.

Twins can be brother and sister as well.

Oh fuck, thanks for the nostalgia.

Since 1983.
They were identical in the artwork except for their clothes color.

They're twins, but Luigi is the younger twin.

I can't believe retards like you never heard of Yoshi's Island. They have literally been known as twin brothers for over 20 fucking years.

Luigi is fucking OP for once in Mario Run

>people actually have to type this out and explain this to other people

What the hell, humanity?

Not all twins are identical.

You have to remember the average age on this site is like 14, regardless of the fact that you're supposed to be 18+. There's a lot of little kids shitposting here.

Twilite Princess is the best Zelda you guys

And then Yoshi's New Island shat on this ending.

Twins aren't born at the exact same time, one is always older by a few minutes

Luigi being smarter and a better jumper than Mario are both canon, Luigi is held back by his insecurities.

Why wouldn't he be insecure

That's true though.

>Why wouldn't he be insecure

It's a mystery.

>Dat last Toad

I hate it when Nintendo hates on Luigi, happens specially in the RPG games.

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BOTH OF DEM SAY YES

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I don't know, some vaginas are extra wide 2-seaters.

that's really sad

Are you retarded?

They've always been twins. It said so in one of their smash trophies too.
They were born at the same time and were babies at the same time. They were delivered by the stork at the same time.

>Yoshi's New Island makes Tails Gets Trolled canon

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At least Luigi is allowed to have a personality.


Kinda feels like Luigi is a duck while Mario is a mouse

Dobson is going to have an aneurysm over this.

Has Dobby said anything about Mario Run in general yet?

How in de hail?

How? I didn't play the game.

The entire plotline of the game is that the stork brought Mario & Luigi to the wrong house at the end of the first game.
I assume something like that happened in TGT

Who?

how the fuck do you get more running tickets in super mario run?(besides collecting colored coins)
also I'm a free user

Yeah u like that idiot

Split timeline confirmed?

nytimes.com/2016/12/22/opinion/super-mario-runs-not-so-super-gender-politics.html

just gonna leave this here

You buy the ? Blocks they give about 25 per 3 hours when you have all of em.

Not sure you can get em with a free account though.
But seriously, pay the 10$. A very good mobile game, very close to being as good as Rayman and some of the Black Coins challenges get real hard in world 4-5-6

>“The Force Awakens” gave us a female Jedi.

theres always been female jedi, what the fuck are they talking about

Jesus christ some people need to get shot

>Peach kisses Toadette

Daisy and Rosalina BTFO

We're listing deepest lore? Okay, I got one:

Bowser Jr. got the paintbrush from E. Gadd, right? Well why did he make it in the first place?
For the ghost paintings.

Didn't he have a separate device that turns ghosts into paintings? Granted, that doesn't rule out why he invented the brush. Actually, it might've come from the same train of thought that came from the portrificationizer.

portrificationizer: Turns ghosts into paintings

Magic Brush: Use paint to alter reality

You want true lore?
Mario is a dominating communist, Bowser is a god of wealth and fortune, Rosalina is the daughter of Peach and Luigi from the future, and everything of the game are just a diversion to keep Peach, Godess of plague (masking herself as a "princess of mushroom people") from destroying the Koopa Kingdom

I still find it surreal that Mario went back in time to stop an alien invasion that was assimilating all lifeforms in the universe

Bowser only wanted to rule the galaxy though, and Rosalina went a bit over-the-top

he's talking about mario n luigi: Partners in Time

I was talking about the Shrooms, but now that you mention it Mario also caused a universe reset thanks to Rosalina
Truly the deepest lore

Yoshi's island
They were in the same bundle

how can one poster be this fucking stupid

Ya fucked up

Toadette was a stupid character to put in, it should've been Wario or Donkey Kong or someone else

Some of them aren't even bros

>Tfw have an identical twin
>Nobody ever thinks of me as an individual

>Brothers
>Nearly identical
>OMG since when were they twins?

THEY LOOK SO GAWDDAMN LIKE THE SAME PERSON

clones are geneticaly simillar so yeah

I'm sure deep down Wario considers Mario as a bro as well.

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Fuck off Game theorist

I think we need the narrator of DS1 intro saying "deepest lore" with the same tone he says "easily forgotten".

>says Luigi wouldn't be this cool
>asks Luigi to prove his identity by doing all this cool shit

>Toadette is playable and plays a role
>neither of the two Peach clones are in it

Really makes you think.

>Mario pulled a Sonic 06

"I never played paper jam" the article

>able to run on water for a second
Was there any actual use for this ability? I'm convinced they put it in the game just for kicks.

Nah dawg just a trail on coins on the water surface in the sunkin ship level that's it

>wanting le epic fart man or meme gorilla over a cute mushroom girl

No thank you

Is this some Berenstain thing? Because I'm absolutrly sure I've seen Luigi referred to as Marios younger brother quite frequently.

>some reason

did you forget that Mario sticks his head out of his bag like a second before Luigi does in the opening sequence?

that's the symbolism that he's the older twin.

you can have a younger/older twin

>waifufag thinking his opinion matters

twins always care about who's younger or older, it's literally their unique trait

I don't think Rey can even be considered a "Jedi" yet, she's just force sensitive

I'm pretty sure in the TV show one time Luigi called Mario his "little older brother"

you know it's because Mario's shorter than Luigi that he became more confident to overcompensate, and no matter what Mario does, he'll never truly outgrow his twin brother, I'm sure he would have been fine saying that Luigi was his twin brother, at first, but then, Luigi got taller, and thinner than Mario, more 'traditionally good looking', so to speak

Mario might just be petty about being short.

Can someone photoshop the end of evangelion but with Luigi strangling Mario and the giant face of Peach staring at them? I need this for reasons.

GAD DAYM