If Hitler were alive today, what video games would he play?

If Hitler were alive today, what video games would he play?

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Civ and other grand strat games

Hearts Of Iron

Undertale

Vicky 2

Hearts of Iron III

forklift simulator

Neptunia games

BF1, Dating Sims, KZ Manager.

Five Night's at Freddys, he'll be so scared that he'll quit his dictatorship.

This War of Mein

Call of Duty: World at War

Strat games

Realistically, probably any dating sims or cutesy weeb games.

Farming Simulator 2017

Hyperdimension Neptunia VII

Any Civilization game on Chieftain difficulty only.

World of Warcraft

Undertale, genocide run.

Angry Birds since their Sup Forums approved after the movie

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Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency

Some art game probably

Why I Gave Hitler UNDERTALE!

Battlefield 1 obviously.

kek

Sticker Star/Color Splash, because the games promote genocide of everyone who doesn't fall under the umbrella of perfect Aryan Toad master race.

Mein Kraft

>Obligatory

TF2 as a pyro

Concentration Camp Simulator 10

Why ?

none

because if he was still alive today, i wouldve already killed him

wolfenstein

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Hitler was a failed artist, animal loving scrawny vegetarian as is.
If he was born recently, he'd never had been a soldier, he'd never have seen Germany during war and destroyed post war.
He'd be a hipster of the highest caliber. A coddled, thick-rimmed glasses wearing nu-male.

Crusader Kings 2 with the Charlemagne DLC.

forming Gross Germania in Liquoria 2

GMod

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Why does Sup Forums worship this guy? I'm pretty sure at least 50% of us have some Jewish ancestry.

Volkswagen is a favorite among hipsters for a reason i guess.

where do i vote senpai?

Some faggy art game.

He would probably speedrun classic NES games.

This site is full of edgy teenagers. Come to NeoGAF where we have actual high quality discussions about vidya.

>Drug addict
>Shit tier fucking general
>Ruined national socialism
literal fucking dindu that doomed the white race. Also probably need for speed OP

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He was a fucking loser that wasted his education perusing art before he started blaming jews for his failures. If he were born today he'd probably be an SJW.

is this real?

youtu.be/emaUEXBS2OY

yes

He would probably be a hipster for most standards here, but was there anything about him especially beta or SJW ?

None. He would be a video game journalist/furry porn patreon leech

He was conservative traditionalist, or as they are also known, a cuckservative.

is this real?

Frustrated failed art student.

Hess and Goering were chads along for the ride, Himmler was autistic, Goebbels was a depressed /r9k/ poster, and Hitler was Sup Forums incarnate.

>vegetarian art school dropout
>conservative traditionalist

pick one

yes

Let's be serious for a second Uncle Sup Forums, that still don't mean he would be a SJW or a white knight.

LOL

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KEK

You do realize art is a huge part of conservative (and fascist by extension) views, right?

youtu.be/bHw4MMEnmpc

Don't let leftists fool you into thinking art is their thing. Quite the opposite.

Hitler was a grizzled war veteran, hung out at pubs giving speeches to the poor working class, and a crazy amphetamine addict. The SJeWs of yesteryear are what pushed him over the edge. The next Hitler could be posting on this board right now.

Why do nazis have food fashion sense?
I don't understand. They're stylish as hell and it should not be possible.

wow i've had depression for a decade and still dont manage to look that dead inside

So he'd be Sam Hyde?

LMAO

Because they realized the importance of image

cute!

ROFL

Maybe people can have contradictory traits ?

LEL

Sadly Sam "1 Dollar Extreme" Hyde is nothing but a cuck.
That is hilariously bad CGI

>traditionalist
>cuckservative

...what

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C&C Red Alert, Soviet side

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Hitler was just like you or me.He just wanted to eat cake all night in his bunker and watch anime, but the Russians bullied him into committing suicide.

Yes.

GAS GAS GAS

>Nazis, watch out!

good show

poor nip thought there would actually be swedes in sweden

Traditionalist marriage is a raw deal for men. If you're a man, and you get married, you are a cuck. Sorry.

Gook, actually.

Fascism is essentially a left wing movement. The fascism = right wing is a cold war soviet propaganda meme used to discredit capitalism.

Game?

the fuck is the difference

>couldn't stomach greasy commoner food
>got kicked out of art school for being too traditional

Sounds about right.

This image always makes me laugh. This is the future Hitler fought and died for. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why isn't Hitler there? I heard he was alive during this show.

The plastic surgery

>he doesn't know the difference between gooks, nips, and chinks

gook is vietnamese or korean i think

Fascism is a mish mash of a whole bunch of political philosophies. It is, however, socially conservative first and foremost. Stop listening to nu-Sup Forums.

>Fascism is essentially a left wing movement

That is season two.
He died. Poisoned because he refused to go to war with Japan.
Based SS officer Smith stopped a conspiracy to take over the state and start a new world war.