Snake, did I ever tell you that WW2 was ended by a guy who shoots bees out of his mouth and does backflips...

Snake, did I ever tell you that WW2 was ended by a guy who shoots bees out of his mouth and does backflips, a guy with a crossbow and can climb trees, a guy with a jetpack, a guy who ominously floats around, and 1 sniper? They were good friends.

>by the way, the guy who floats around fucked me balls deep and released his seed into me. I was doing top secret sneaking missions whilst 9 months pregnant.

Snake am i a

》gilf

Or

》milf

>a guy who ominously floats around
But he wasn't a ghost back then

you're right, he was actually more useless

>Although he had no actual unique combat abilities like the other Cobras, The Sorrow was gifted with the powers of a medium. He was able to summon the dead and assume their combat abilities by bringing their spirits into himself. Communicating with dead soldiers also gave him several advantages during a battle, such as learning of enemy positions. Like the other Cobras, his codename reflected the emotion he brought to the battlefield.

Why doesn't Ocelot have any cool powers?

gilf?
milf?

sexiest video game character of all time

wise, motherly special ops waifu

thats not revolver ocelot though

Because he isn't pure as the sorrow

Japan had this old theory since mgs3 and until now they still believe that Eva probably lied to snake about Ocelot being their son. They went as far as saying the philosophers even lied to The Boss. They support this by the lies made in the series and theres no concrete proof considering Kojima pulls shit out or his ass all the time

he was introduced too early. as kojima grew more senile, he made bosses have magical powers

Guy has impossible accuracy even when firing from the hip and makes bullets ricochet where he wants them to.
That's pretty damn close to a superpower, mang.

> 》 implying

I thought the "being possesed by Liquid's hand" thing in MGS 2 was supposed to be explained by him being The Sorrow's son, but they realised it was retarded and retconned it.

...that actually seems like it would be really handy? Particularly if he was capable of getting information from dead enemy soldiers.

he was pretty good

I thought the explanation in the end was that he WAS being possessed by the hand originally, got over it himself, then did the whole 'self-hypnosis' thing as part of his master plan?

Wonder how Ocelot finds .45 Colt, like was there a big reserves of it?

>Having knowledge of the enemy positions and strategies
>useless

user, did I ever tell you that you are a fucking moron

plus, I'm pretty sure Fury didn't have a jetpack back then
he was a cosmonaut, he prolly had liquid nitrogen thrusters instead of UDMH and NTO

Man I really hate the way things went so off-base in this game series. MGS1 was true kino with MGS2 being a nice gaiden that may or may not have actually happened. Everything else just got so crazy, with the exception of PW being relatively tame.

But EVA doesn't tell Snake Ocelot is the boss's son, she just says he was born on Normandy Beach in an optional codec call , it's up to the player to connect the dots

>Comrade kruschev, you are being overthrown by a guy who can shoot lightning bolts out of his hands

It's left ambiguous for the players who did/didn't like the Liquid ghost stuff

>He doesn't know

Big boss (who is in surprisingly good shape after being thawed out) explicitly says it was hypnosis

He doesn't say when the hypnosis takes place however. Basically when Ocelot has the actual Liquid arm it's real possession, when he replaces the arm with a cyborg one its nano-hypnosis to keep up the charade

>tfw you kill grandpa sniper

>tfw you have a mosin irl, and weren't able to counter-mosin snipe sniper grandpa

God bless you anons, for pointing out how fucking retarded Kojima is.

>I have 1 million volts in my body
But why?