The main villain of the last game you played is replaced by pic related. How fucked are you?

The main villain of the last game you played is replaced by pic related. How fucked are you?

I'd still impregnate that cute little pitbull, even if she's physically and psychologically weak.

not very fucked desu famalam

Fucked.
I like lengthy, challenging bossfights.

pheonix wright, so yeah I think I'm good she must be pretty dense from eating all those hits.

Timeshift, I'm fine

Also, is strangers wrath hd fucked on steam?

Who cares? Check my 5 instead cuckold

> Bloodborne
Haha. Bitch lasts for 1/2 second.

>Rousey
>lengthy, challenging
ya don't watch mma do you

>Kotor II

That would be a much easier boss fight than Darth Traya.

>Played EA UFC2 yesterday, beat Rousey to a bloody pulp with that nigress Nunes.
So, nothing changed, I guess?

Literally every game becomes easier

Read the post again.

Way to make a fool out of yourself user.

Fable 2

The longer I browse Sup Forums, the harder I wonder how this board attracts so many mouth-breathers with the reading comprehension of a rock.

Can't wait for her to get fat again.

I played a CCG so I'd just make an aggro deck and be fine.

read again
nothing's changed

they brought (You)s back?

>game states that the one bleeding is the victor

I'm fucked.

fatfag reporting in, how was she looking chunky?

Nice reading comprehension, retard.

>i was only pretending

If you beat you enemies, they win

She'd still kick the shit out of you even with her non-existent grip strength and 50% reduced upper body because you are a fatfucko or a skellington kek

We have rules here you know

>I was just pretending to be retarded!

We'll be okay.

just started playing MGR

"RULES OF NA-"

oh boss fight over

>the writing skills of a retard

I can probably beat her in 48 seconds.

xd

He says that his game would be fucked because he enjoys long and challenging bossfights, and Rousey was neither

Unbeatable

For example, this is what the poor souls who played a Hokuto no Ken game would have to fight

How's that 9th grade english class working out for you?

OHHHH holy shit
I was wondering why he would be fucked in-game by a short fight. Really fucking with the context of the question.
Just an awful way of trying to be clever.

You have to go back

>I-It was just bait!

>sister buys the fight
>order food, get chips, get hype
>prelim fights were entertaining, Cody's victory was certainly entertaining
>"and now the main event!"
>oh boy oh boy oh boy!
>48 fucking seconds
desu I should have expected that.

SPEEDRUNNERS ASSSEEMBLLE

>trigger people in work by saying I could kick the shit out of Ronda Rousey
>everyone immediately gangs up on me to defend her
>"she's a trained fighter"
>"she'd knock you out in one punch"
>"you wouldn't stand a chance"
>mfw I can't wait to go in work on monday

Goddamn retard.

She's the representation of modern women, idiotic and brain dead. Why are women of modern times so stupid?

It's because you have the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader.

work on your writing bro

>main event
>It's not fucking your sister

???

get ready for the defense squad when you come back then
>i-it's cause she has a bad coach!
which is true but they won't admit that she's also so thick in the head that she won't make good decisions for herself.

You're literally the only one ITT who didn't get it. Don't blame your shortcomings on others, kiddo.

Why? Are you having trouble understanding that I called you a retard?

This triggers me

>it's not her fault that she thinks flailing her arms like a retard and having a pathetic guard is a good idea
>her coach told her so!

I like how her white knights constantly imply she is incapable of thinking for herself.

she likes pokemon so i'm in love

Can't deny its worded terribly friendo

>merely pretending

Man, those tits moving around must really get in the way.

not so long ago, people thought she could beat any male champion

she clearly isn't. ever seen that video where her mom even reprimands her coach, saying that she'd run his ass over with her car? it's no debate that her skills could be better (significantly or not, who knows) if she just leaves edmond. but she won't.

Yes I can. Look how many (You)s your original reply got.

>Ronda Rousey has replaced the main villain, how difficult has your game become?
>really difficult, I like long fights.
????

He did phrase it poorly, but yeah, it's pretty obvious what he meant.

>Megaman Battlenet 6
Two ways this can end.
>Stick Megman in one of the robot things and have him materialize and blast her ass
or
>She can get out her PET and fight like a man.

>popular vote wins
Is this reddit

Lan has skates, she'll never catch him.

lol read ops post again retard. Holy shit.

>Fucked implied difficult in the OP, therefore I can't fathom that someone would use a different meaning of the word for humorous effect because I am autistic

>I'm the only one who didn't understand what he meant, clearly this must mean he worded his post poorly!

you implied the last part.

>how difficult has your game become?
>OP post sats "How fucked are you?"
>I'M INTENTIONALLY DOING THIS GUYS! IM JUST BAIT!!!

It was.

That's humorous?

The entire German Empire

>that's humorous?
Not really but you should've understood it. Christ.

Are you retarded or is English your 4th language?

>your

It's "you're", dumbass.

...

ayyyy

pissed because the game only lasts 42 seconds

ants

regardless of how fucked she got, that was a horrible stoppage. if that was a male fight it would have gone another 20 punches before being stopped.

the saddest part, for ronda, is that not only is she now suicidal, she'll always ask herself "what if he let it continue?"

It's funny how quick people are to defend her. I'm 6'3 and I weigh around 18 stone/250lbs of strongfat, she wouldn't stand a chance. Her striking is shit, mine is most likely much better since I boxed for years, I at least hit much harder because I'm much bigger. If she even gets close enough for a grapple it's over, I could throw her with one arm.

But no, she's a trained fighter, she'd kill me without even blinking etc etc etc.

the womens mma meme can finally die

She was out on her feet. This isn't your animu shit where people take 4000 kamehamehas and still keep fighting.

its people who know nothing about martial arts training that think shit like that. I've been training for years as well, and people seem to think I'm some fucking kung fu wizard if I tell them I like to do jiu jitsu

she was just letting herself get punched in the face over and over, the ref probably would have let it continue if she put up her guard.

>that form

>she'll always ask herself "what if he let it continue?"

Is that due to the brain damage? Because the supreme asskicking she was taking to the face should be a good indicator.

it's fun to watch at least
other women's sports are just terrible
can't wait for the WNBA layup contest

just throw them the webm
how can anyone argue against that flawless form?

Pokemon
Imagine the final boss has a team of 6 magikarps that only know splashe

I'd kick your ass you fagfuck lol

It was a great stoppage. Hell it should've been stopped 20 seconds in when the ref watched how her opponent stopped bothering with anything remotely resembling form and just tossed fully telegraphed punches straight at Ronda. Absolutely fucking pathetic, like 5 seconds into the fight you can notice her realize she doesn't even have to try.

>That motocross webm

martial arts goes a long way but you can't ignore a size and strength advantage. I'm not even saying this like I'm super tough or anything, anyone my size would probably beat the shit out of her.

I was thinking of taking up some sort of martial art, I was thinking maybe kickboxing but grappling seems pretty cool, would you recommend jiu jitsu?

>dude she could still le fucc u up dae xpp
There is literally no women on this planet who could beat me in a fight. Female athletics are a joke.

No the fight was pretty much over.

Yes male fights would have gone on longer but that's mostly because WME/IMG doesn't want to have their investment blown up by all the bad publicity of letting people watch a feminist figure getting her shit kicked in. Nobody gets in trouble for giving men concussions.

Yes, I'm sure EVERYONE on Sup Forums is either a fat or skinny white male, with no exceptions.

>Horrible stoppage
Are you dumb? Her arms are already down and she is taking repeated shots to the head.

Most likely would, James Toney isn't a tiny girl.

I'd beat you up dude

he said women