LINK IS A HETEROSEXUAL

What is with homos trying to destroy our straight heroes? Link has given NO hints to being a homosexual, and yet these sickos seem to pervert him at every turn. What must be done to these animals that would do this to an innocent hero?

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They're upset he has a fetish for round-eared women, singers, and farm girls so he never goes to Zelda or almost any woman in the games.

>getting triggered over fanart

Tumblr is the place for you.

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Who the fuck is saying Link is a fag? He saves Zelda so he can bang her later, that's like the whole goddamn point.

You didn't confuse some of those incredibly arousing homo r34 Link images with people's actual opinion, did you?

Since when was it fucking /spoiler with no s, is this the new Berenstein?

I would like to have homosexual intercourse with 2

I would like to have it with 4.

Homosexuality is not right

Fans sexualize female characters all the time, so doing the same with males is only fair.

6 master race

Homosexuals are disgusting abominations

Talk dirty to me

1 and 5 best designs.

The time for talk is OVER. STOP SEXUALIZING LINK.

What if Link was a girl and takes the D.

Yeah, but there's nothing gay about a brojob

I think you mean 4. Here you can check mine.

I like 4 best

W-wait! Don't get mad!

I'll do ~anything~

I want to be in a committed and pure relationship with 1

I think 4 is the best, but I'm a huge shotafag.

4 is love. 4 is for life.

Kill 5 and 6 with fire.

get a room you two

I really don't care to much about Link's sexuality, but Nintendo forcing blonde hair since the 90s is very bothering to me. What's wrong with brown hair? They changed part of his character just to appeal to a broader range of people

but link is fictional
so he can be whatever people want him to be, just not canonically
you silly boy

4>3>1>2>5>6

Oh and Link is very gay trust me I know

i want to kiss link!

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. I WILL NOT WARN YOU AGAIN.

Best Link, best game, best timeline.

CUTE

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>blonde hair
>appeal to a broader range of people
How does that work more than brown hair?

>part of his character
it's his hair color

Who out-shitposts who on this site, the gays or the Sup Forumsacks?

And don't try to tell me they're one and the same, I stopped going on Sup Forums ages ago.

Japan thinks all westerners are blonde

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tfw no cute boy to lovingly fuck

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rip
but thank you

Reminds me of my husband this morning. His cute ass looks so great in a jockstrap.

go to bed dobson

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but I don't like faggotry, but you two are acting pretty gay so just go to a hotel, you know you want to

which game is 5 from?

What is it about Link that turns straight guys into dick loving sissy homo boys?

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Yeah sure but where does reaching a broader range of people come into play because of that? I mean my impression is that most jap game protags have brown/black hair so having something that's not that would make the game have less appeal in that regard.

I find your anger adorable

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ENOUGH

S-Shock me more, Pence-sama!

:3

>Link is heterosexual
Bottoms don't get a say in the matter.

What's he reading?

>turning fruits into vegetables

This is my favorite political joke.

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Why don't femboys look that cute down there irl?

This is illegal in Canada.

Holy shit this thread is gonna make me clock out early

You're a hero, user

YOU ARE RUINING YOUR LIVES! THIS FEELING IS ONLY TEMORARY! YOU WILL NOT HAVE THIS FEELING WHEN YOU'RE 30. REPENT

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if it's temporary why not enjoy it while it lasts
wew

This is what I want in a wife.

Pence-sama, I still want dick, shock me harder~

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I know that feel.

Hopefully the VR age can give me my wife(shota)

I give up on you. But this does not make what you're doing ok. Repent.

Eh, I'll just repent when I'm 30.

>Not trusting in your dick to show you the true path

It will take you to great places if you only listen

I have a supply of Link porn solely for the purpose of shitposting on Sup Forums

help

I want a cute girl (male) to love me and tell me how happy she is with me.

wtf im gay now

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these links aren't loading for me. Anyone else?

I have a supply of my own that I definitely use for more than just shitposting

Link is effectively asexual.

he's a sexual alright

I'm pretty sure Link in Twilight Princess had brown hair.

>this thread
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I love Link

Too bad he's the one confirmed straight Link

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Should I keep dumping

whoops

"A-user, what are you watching?"

Less fag shit more cute shit

Definitely.

man I was enjoying these threads. the porn dumps are going to make them ban on sight with the mods.

1 = most matured, handsome male, has the biggest hat. runner up to #2.w
2 = flawless waifu (male) material
3 = ruined because of that hair
4 = adorable, but too young for sexual
5 and 6 = into the trash

>but too young for sexual

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>These images showing painful bumfuckin

Is anyone else super turned off by this? It's super popular but I don't feel the appeal.

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