I swear you fucking nerd...

>I swear you fucking nerd, I see you again playing videogames on that fucking 30 fps toy you call a console and I'll make you eat it

What would you do?

C-can I eat you dick instead

This

>"Hello, police? This man broke into my house and threatened me over pointless bullshit."

>Hehe, he is not jocking bro, he made Peter eat his ps vita last week, you better drop that shit right now

>"Hello, police? This man's head is too small for his body and it deeply disturbs me."

He reminds me of this.

I have trouble believing that isn't steroid assisted

The great equalizer.

What a faggot

PERFECT.

NOW YOU CAN LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF.

WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU user. DON'T YOU WANT TO GO TO WAIFU HEAVEN?

KILL YOURSELF COME ON

>only 6 caps

you won't get far in the wasteland

You'd be right, but what's the big deal? Being natty is overrated.

>Sorry sir, you can't bring your toy into the venue
What now faggot?

You better have enough bullets

you should get one, they're fun

my mom withholds the tendies if i let my room get too messy

forgot pic

>roided up monkey
If he cheats in real life, wouldn't be surprised if he cheats in game.

Hi bro. After I buy a new car from the millions I'm making winning every major you wanna hit the gym?

Who has the best aesthetics of all games and why is it h4nn1?

...

But pacha would never say something like that

Punch him in the face.

Curlbros are not intimidating.

>shiner
My nigger

Pasha shut the fuck up u lost to kinguin lmfao

This, gymrats can't fight for shit but they out lift you for sure.

Psssh

if that guy shuved you you would prob be off balances enough for him to grab you and fuckin suplex you on your neckbeard.

scruffy cocksucker

>that obligatory scrawny nerd who """trains""" some bullshit martial art and thinks he is 2deadly4u

Hilarious

It's so sad when Sup Forumsirgins think they can fight well.

Shut your trap or I'll armwrestle you to death you bloated cuck.

Blockchain?

Lookin pretty soft there buddy, you should use some of those millions to get some nice pharma trenbolona

This image is so good

Fight me I'll prove you wrong.

Ok, survey.

Are you skinny, skinny fat, normal, fit or fat?

Like nunchucks but you have several blocks instead of 2 or 3.

Nothing because I don´t play consoles anymore

Too bad he has to cheat like a pleb irl for that physique
>Wut iz cheatin?
He roids

>Using Pasza for shitposting when he's probably one of the nicest CS:GO players there is

I boxed for 7 years and I'm a cold blooded killing machine but only on a Tuesday between 19:00 and 21:00

you should load that magazine into the gun you idiot

this.

he loves his family all to pieces.

>the great compensator

*scoff*

think those muscles will be able to help you against my years of martial arts training?

yurocuck detected

go suck your refugee boyfriend's dick

I bet that faggot has never even had a world record.

6 shots
more than enough to kill anything that moves

When will he stream again he was my only friend ;_;

He's won million dollar tournaments, though.

What martial art does everyone on Sup Forums train?

>inb4 I don't

I fuck around with some SCA guys so stick fighting I guess.

Not enough for a Siberian Tiger, or an Elephant or a Blue Whale

he fell for the honeypot meme

He's a bully that also hates gays. Not that that's wrong, but it doesn't quality him as nice.

I'd scare him away with muh superb deadlift tbqh.

I did muay thai for a couple of weeks, kickboxing for a day and boxing currently for 2 years.

Used to do muay thai, then kyokushin, then boxing over the span of 7 years. Quit all that after I got injured, and just play games now.

Honestly a sucker punch works wonders on just about anyone.

>takes steroids

How is this fair? Isn't that a competitive advantage?

Tyrone...

call the police becuase i have been threatened

Pasha doesn't roid.

I bet you bow to invaders in the Souls games queer.

I don't play souls games, davonte.

I bet you think using throws in a street fight is cheating

Your loss, fuccboi

I don't fight on the streets, donta.

Whatever you say, delashaun.

>/vr/fag
>smash the faggot with a CRT
>it continues to run without a scratch

fear looks better. someone post the picture

What's up with niggers having weird as fuck names, and why do you know so many you fag.

how do we get rid of barafags Sup Forums?

Whatever, Trayvon

Fight me breh

Ok, deshawnique.

it's a clip and you load it into the stock you dolt

You ain't foolin anyone nigger. Quit acting white

>idiots ITT think they could pull a gun on THE BEST rifler in CS:Go

Lmfao if he can handle first bullet rng he could probably rek u irl

where's your katana

Whatever helps you sleep at night, pic related.

>manlets and ugly dudes compensating by working out not realizing it makes them even more laughable because their insecurity is made obvious

that's not s1mple

Just say the magic words
>16-0
>SIXTEEN-OH
>VIRTUS.THROW
>"KINGUIN TEAM NO CHANCE"

I want NaVi to win the major, but I'm 100% sure simple is cheating.

Presumably the government is developing the better aids.

I've outgrown such childish weapons. As you can see, I know own a more mature blade.

He looks terrible. What a waste of time and effort.

Fucking Coon, that doesn't prove shit, you filthy nigger

Cracka in the op is in roids

Do girls sleep with you because you own a gun?